Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This is :late:, I am aware, but sometimes my eyes glaze over when there are a lot of tweets. I want to back up a bit to where he actually called libel and slander "crimes."

They're civil causes of actions, you fucking chowderhead. That is to say: they are not crimes in any way, shape, or form. They are specifically relegated to civil adjudicators because the seriousness of the offense does not rise to the level of crime.

I take it back; he is that stupid.
He also tried to get the police involved against "certain individuals" for "stalking & harassment" multiple times, and was angry when he was told that there's nothing they could really do, and wants them to have that power.

Now that I think about it, in the remote chance that it's re, I would kill just to see the face of the poor officer who has to deal with Bob wanting a guy named "Sexy Times Hitler" arrested for saying mean things about him on the internet.
 
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He also tried to get the police involved against "certain individuals" for "stalking & harassment" multiple times, and was angry when he was told that there's nothing they could really do, and wants them to have that power.

Now that I think about it, I would kill just to see the poor officer who has to deal with Bob wanting a guy named "Sexy Times Hitler" arrested for saying mean things about him on the internet.

As much as I respect and appreciate the work you do for this thread, it's my dearest wish that the one Kiwi who breaks a huge story that the media 'round the world must chronicle is @Fuck you jewish cunt
 
Does Blob consider calling people "nazis" when they've never uttered a pro-nazi word in their lives an act of slander?
No. No bad targets, only bad tactics. Also, he believes anything he says is absolute, so if he calls you a Nazi despite the fact that you never uttered a pro-Nazi word in your life, then you are a Nazi. It doesn't work the other way around though because Bob has negative self-awareness.
 
This is :late:, I am aware, but sometimes my eyes glaze over when there are a lot of tweets. I want to back up a bit to where he actually called libel and slander "crimes."

They're civil causes of actions, you fucking chowderhead. That is to say: they are not crimes in any way, shape, or form. They are specifically relegated to civil adjudicators because the seriousness of the offense does not rise to the level of crime.

I take it back; he is that stupid.
THIS. Federally speaking, it's only a civil tort action.
There are states that have criminal laws on the books regarding slander and libel.
HOWEVER

Masssachussetts is NOT one of them. Checkmate, movieblob.
 
THIS. Federally speaking, it's only a civil tort action.
There are states that have criminal laws on the books regarding slander and libel.
HOWEVER

Masssachussetts is NOT one of them. Checkmate, movieblob.

I did not know there were still jurisdictions that had criminal defamation on the books.

I'd love to know the last time any of them actually prosecuted such offenses.
 
I swear, Bob’s getting more and more insane to the point where I don’t understand why anyone wants to work with him. If I owned a website, I sure as shit wouldn’t hire a guy who insists on defending a potential pedophile because of imaginary Nazis who bring this shit to light.

I don't know why you're surprised by this when he's friends with an actual pedophile. And defended them publicly:

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No, I'm not letting him live this down.
 
I don't know why you're surprised by this when he's friends with an actual pedophile. And defended them publicly:

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No, I'm not letting him live this down.
So he first defended and covered up Devin Faraci's predatory behavior, along with defending a pedophile friend, all while living with his brother and his young daughter. Disgusting.
 
I think at this point footage of Gunn raping a child could surface and Bob would still be bleating about rehiring him with something about context.

I don't even get why he won't let it die beyond his rabid obsession with making sure the right can't get a "win." Gunn has basically said even he thinks that Disney were right to can him when they did, so without him pushing for it there's no real movement behind the rehiring campaign. Even with the Guardians actors, a lot of them are probably only still attached to Guardians 3 before their contract renews so they don't have a great bargaining standpoint.
 
I think at this point footage of Gunn raping a child could surface and Bob would still be bleating about rehiring him with something about context.

I don't even get why he won't let it die beyond his rabid obsession with making sure the right can't get a "win." Gunn has basically said even he thinks that Disney were right to can him when they did, so without him pushing for it there's no real movement behind the rehiring campaign. Even with the Guardians actors, a lot of them are probably only still attached to Guardians 3 before their contract renews so they don't have a great bargaining standpoint.
IIRC, was GotG 2 right around the time his father died so there's some close association with that movie and a family member.

There's probably something along the lines that he feels like if "the Right" gets this victory it will be like losing his father all over again.
 
"The one TRUE Virtue AKA Intelligence..."
Well you heard it here first Kiwis.
Kindness, Compassion, Tolerance, Love, Selflessness, Duty, Courage, Honesty, Devotion and everything else along those lines aren't true virtues.
Nope the only True measure of a good person is how big brained you are.
I mean Hermann Goring had an IQ of like 140 or something so he must have been a good guy according to Bob!
Napoleon, Bismarck, Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Genghis Khan. All of them could be argued to have had "The one True Virtue" in their own way. So I guess they must be good too!
Fucking hell Bob. You are so dedicated to your retarded notion that "Intelligence equals goodness" thats its actually kind of scary.
 
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"The one TRUE Virtue AKA Intelligence..."
Well you heard it here first Kiwis.
Kindness, Compassion, Tolerance, Love, Selflessness, Duty, Courage, Devotion and everything else along those lines aren't true virtues.
Nope the only True measure of a good person is how big brained you are.
I mean Hermann Goring had an IQ of like 140 or something so he must have been a good guy according to Bob!
Bismarck, Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein. All of them could be argued to have had "The one True Virtue" in their own way. So I guess they must be good too!
Fucking hell Bob. You are so dedicated to your exceptional notion that "Intelligence equals goodness" thats its actually kind of scary.
Bob as a meme.
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I would say click your heels three times but, y'know...
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That's so edgy, I just got a splinter.
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At least you're finally open about your plagiarism.
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He really will believe anything about Trump.
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Translation: "Don't have me hold up my beliefs, because I know I'll flounder."
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It's a fucking basement, stop trying to sugarcoat this.
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"I dindu nuffin with Faraci!"
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"I don't care about monopolies, I JUST WANNA STICK IT TO TRUMP!"
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"OUTTA KHANTEXT!"
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"...this is pretty "meh" on that front."

(Also thank you for your concern, @Flexo.)
Question regarding his “LIVE POLITICAL DEBATES DON’T PROVE A DAMN THING!” rant: what did he have to say about Jontron back when he had that livestream debate with Destiny or whoever?
 
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