Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

For a guy who advocates for leaving the past behind us and move into the superior future, he sure does hate actual change.

But you see it's different with things Bob's nostalgic about. Everything from Bob's childhood is timeless and perfect and should be preserved for all eternity. Remember we're talking about the biggest manchild in existence here.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob is an idiot but once Craig is done Bond should die and stay dead if they desperately want to continue the franchise fine but use another agent with Bond's supporting characters. Bond was a product of the era he was created in and once they push to make him PC and they will IMO once Craig is gone you lose what made Bond 007 James Bond.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Because questioning the government is immature, apparently.

Blobert seems to forget the establishment doing bad things is why anyi-establishment sentiment exists.

Wouldn't be the first lolcow with a lack of knowledge about cause and effect.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So basically, Bob isn't against "The Establishment" because he figures, once his people are in power again, they can use it to bully and oppress the folks he doesn't like. Spoken like a true authoritarian.

 

[Emperor Julian]

https://moviebobcentral.com/2018/07/30/lets-clear-the-air/

This is really a fascinating read, I'd recommend it to anyone wanting either a cheap laugh or insight into Bobs self-perception. Even when he's 'apologizing' the low key contempt for his detractors slides in. He also totally fails to correctly perceive while people hate him and has a really skiewed self perception of himself as a tough but smart straight talker.
He's also so upet over james gunn jabs about it get included in his non-apology.

 

[BR55]

So basically, Bob isn't against "The Establishment" because he figures, once his people are in power again, they can use it to bully and oppress the folks he doesn't like. Spoken like a true authoritarian.

"My problem isn't that power is being abused. My problem is that my side isn't the one doing the abusing." The motto of every PseudoLibertine ever.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"My problem isn't that power is being abused. My problem is that my side isn't the one doing the abusing." The motto of every PseudoLibertine ever.

I never understood what drives people with an authoritarian bent like Bob's. Imagine being so sad that you want to be someone's bitch.

Surely he's aware that he personally would never be top dog and he would be up on the wall before any of us as evident by his old "I'm not a pawn because a pawn doesn't know he's being used" qoute. I suppose him placing no value on his self is crystal clear. He doesn't even seem that invested in the collectivist stuff, just the idea of concentrated power.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think that sometimes people get too sophisticated when they try to understand another person's actions.

Bob's never displayed much intelligence. He believes what he believes because they say it on TV and he's not bright enough to notice the problems.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think that sometimes people get too sophisticated when they try to understand another person's actions.

Bob's never displayed much intelligence. He believes what he believes because they say it on TV and he's not bright enough to notice the problems.

Fair enough but he likes to pretend it's intellectual so I think it's fair game to show it's poorly thought out. He does have idiots who take his intellectualism claims seriously even if that's mostly people like Dobson.

 

[BScCollateral]

Fair enough but he likes to pretend it's intellectual so I think it's fair game to show it's poorly thought out.

Agreed, and apologies if I came across as trying to stifle the conversation. Not my intent although it could be read that way.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I think that sometimes people get too sophisticated when they try to understand another person's actions.

Bob's never displayed much intelligence. He believes what he believes because they say it on TV and he's not bright enough to notice the problems.

Bob picks up what smarter and funnier people are saying and regurgitates it back.

 

[Plissken]

Bob picks up what smarter and funnier people are saying and regurgitates it back.

He's an even more intolerable Carlos Mencia.

 

[Foltest]

Carlos Mencia had some level of success and got some pussy. Bob has none.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"Kevin Feige can be my autocrat any day of the week."
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One of these days I wanna challenge Bob to come up with a completely original idea that isn't based on or references something pre-existing.
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Bob is literally "that one fat guy who shows up and ruins everything." Talk about zero self-awareness.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Cow crossover with Kiva Bay.

Sanic sperging.

Hooray, now black people are lumped in with a guy with an unhealthy focus on children!

"If I use enough buzzwords, maybe they'll go away!"

And how the fuck do you qualify?

Can he have one decent idea in his life? Just one!?

I'll give the other guy credit, it's a good question.

 

[Rathkor]

Cow crossover with Kiva Bay.
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Sanic sperging.
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Hooray, now black people are lumped in with a guy with an unhealthy focus on children!
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"If I use enough buzzwords, maybe they'll go away!"
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And how the fuck do you qualify?
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Can he have one decent idea in his life? Just one!?
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I'll give the other guy credit, it's a good question.
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Lol. Bob joking about censoring art as if he and his cronies arent all for censoring the "wrong" art.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

And how the fuck do you qualify?

Ben Shapiro at 17: Attending UCLA and writing a nationally-syndicated column.

Bob Chipman at 17: Still wracking his brain over the revelation that the Mario Bros. were not from Brooklyn.

 

[Flexo]

And how the fuck do you qualify?

Crowder is LITERALLY a meme.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steven-crowders-change-my-mind-campus-sign

STFU Bob.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And how the fuck do you qualify?
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Yes Bob, Ben Shapiro is the walking joke. After all, he's the one who is nearly 40, still living in the basement of a relative with no income besides what some fans online give him, is a morbidly obese diabetic with an array of health problems he won't have a doctor look at, has a forum dedicated to mocking his insane Twitter rants and who self-published a book that showcases to everyone just what a truly mentally-disturbed man-child he really is.

Oh wait...

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes Bob, Ben Shapiro is the walking joke. After all, he's the one who is nearly 40, still living in the basement of a relative with no income besides what some fans online give him, is a morbidly obese diabetic with an array of health problems he won't have a doctor look at, has a forum dedicated to mocking his insane Twitter rants and who self-published a book that showcases to everyone just what a truly mentally-disturbed man-child he really is.

Oh wait...

All three of these guys are varying level of bona fide media personalities. Levin fills in for Rush Limbaugh sometimes, who has an audience of, what, 20 million? Bob's contempt is partly a function of how totally he's in a bubble through which no dissenting opinion is permitted, and partly because of his sour grapes bitter envy of anyone who's succeeded where he's, to date, been a staggering non-entity.