Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

Anyone who'd attack someone because Bob told them to is a bigger cow than he is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Cause heaven forbid that an actor actually act.

Isn't the point of an actor to act as someone they aren't? We don't need the character to share the same traits as their actor.

 

[Flexo]

If I were to have a greatest fear, it would be that an alien race would come to this planet and Bob Chipman would be the first human being they run into. A ten minute conversation with him would convince them that Exterminatus is the only option.

"We may want to kill all humans, but Bob Chipman makes it seem like a good idea." -Skynet et al

 

[RockVolnutt]

The biker kids is just another instance of Bob going "Fuck you, I am a master of everything. EVERYTHING, got it? Don't @ me" like a lot of cows do. They can never be less than great at whatever currently has their attention.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I swear he's misspelled "James Gunn" on like half of these goddamn tweets...

"Maybe all the farmers can see what living in a basement apartment is like!"

Is "broad" the new way of saying "shitty"?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Maybe all the farmers can see what living in a basement apartment is like!"
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Even if those farmers did lose their jobs, they would still have more of an impact than Bob Chipman, the Internet's first film "critic" dictator.

 

[Flexo]

The biker kids is just another instance of Bob going "Fuck you, I am a master of everything. EVERYTHING, got it? Don't @ me" like a lot of cows do. They can never be less than great at whatever currently has their attention.

Yes! Geez that's so annoying where whenever something is brought up to Bob he puts on one of those airs of "of course I already knew that" even though you can tell he completely didn't know it (like the studios & movie theater thing) or just ran to the google to quickly fill in his ignorance.

Is "broad" the new way of saying "shitty"?

SO ARE MANY CATHOLICS! WHICH YOU CLAIM TO BE AN APOSTATE OF! God damn even the stuff he demonstrates a sliver of knowledge of he's bone stupid about.

Even if those farmers did lose their jobs, they would still have more of an impact than Bob Chipman, the Internet's first film "critic" dictator.

We already have a bot that can replace Bob.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob attacking anyone based on their apparel is the height of comedy to me.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Cause heaven forbid that an actor actually act.
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So by that line of thinking, can we give him a swirlie?
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I took the liberty of finding a photo of his old biker friends:
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Let’s see....

Only gays can play gay characters
Only trannies can play trans characters
Only Jewish lesbians can play Jewish lesbian characters


Only whites can play white characters.....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[RockVolnutt]

Let’s see....

Only gays can play gay characters
Only trannies can play trans characters
Only Jewish lesbians can play Jewish lesbian characters


Only whites can play white characters.....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That's why you race change them for the representation unless you want minorities to grow up to be unambitious failures who do hard drugs and crimes. "Wouldn't that mean whites will do that if you take white characters away" you ask? Well you're a FUCKING NAZI.

I think that's how it goes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A reminder that he tries to come after Trump for "mommy issues".

So that's what all the tremors in the Revere area are.

 

[Flexo]

So that's what all the tremors in the Revere area are.

. . .
Man, I could swear there was once a time where Bob could make a joke. Has twitter really atrophied his sense of humor?

IT'S NOT THAT HARD, BOB!

 

[LaughingJoke]

Let’s see....

Only gays can play gay characters
Only trannies can play trans characters
Only Jewish lesbians can play Jewish lesbian characters


Only whites can play white characters.....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Also it's Hollywood every guy has sucked at least one dick for a part.

 

[LaughingJoke]

A reminder that he tries to come after Trump for "mommy issues".
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So that's what all the tremors in the Revere area are.
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Even the Damn Frog looks at him with contempt.

 

[BR55]

Yes Bob, Dave Bautista is a genuine hero. He's done copious amounts of PED's throughout his life, got into tons of fights backstage in the WWE, got Shelly Martinez fired for disagreeing with him, allegedly had an affair with Melina Perez while she was still dating John Morrison and is confirmed to have had cheated on his wife while she was battling cancer.

Such a great, noble man who you praise Bob.

I never assumed Dave Bautista was a great guy or anything, he's a Hollywood actor after all, but damn.
He actually sounds outright scummy from what you say.

 

[thismanlies]

I swear he's misspelled "James Gunn" on like half of these goddamn tweets...

Strange how there's no mention of the "silly place" tweet.

 

[Red Hood]

The biker kids is just another instance of Bob going "Fuck you, I am a master of everything. EVERYTHING, got it? Don't @ me" like a lot of cows do. They can never be less than great at whatever currently has their attention.

Bob probably didn't know any bikers anyway. Dude probably just watched MASK and pretended Rocky Dennis was his friend.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob probably didn't know any bikers anyway. Dude probably just watched MASK and pretended Rocky Dennis was his friend.

Rocky Dennis had a heart of gold, while Bob's just ugly inside and out. Also he was more photogenic than Bob is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That's why you race change them for the representation unless you want minorities to grow up to be unambitious failures who do hard drugs and crimes. "Wouldn't that mean whites will do that if you take white characters away" you ask? Well you're a FUCKING NAZI.

I think that's how it goes.

well, that, and "Whypipo ALREADY get ALL the representation! It's time for them to have NONE! See how they like it for a change! Maybe then they'll understand why MUH REPRESENTATION is important! REEEEE!"

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob probably didn't know any bikers anyway. Dude probably just watched MASK and pretended Rocky Dennis was his friend.

Never understood who they are trying to fool by doing that. It'd be one thing if he only did the fake expert shtick with film and/or funny books but he's almost at "Yeah, I was a nuclear physicist since I was three!"