Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob criticizing pop-up shops for immaturity and poor business sense.

Yeah, he'd have a point if he wasn't Bob.
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"Listen to me Kevin Feige, I'M YOUR GAHD!"
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If you hated Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Bone Tomahawk, then I can't help you.
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And the more that some things change, the more that some things stay the same.
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For shits and giggles I watched the first few episodes of his Game Overthinker show, and I get the impression he's kinda like an adult SammyClassicSonicFan, only without the shrieking. He shits on FPSes without even playing them (although I will grant him they were a popular target in the 2000's), he treats all triple A games like they're the same brown boring thing (a la mixing up Dark Souls and Skyrim), always wants wacky, weird, cartoonish stuff with his games and not more realistic stuff, and of course, an undying, unhealthy love for the classics.

The difference is that Sammy matured and grew up, but Bob is still in this mindset.
 
Bob criticizing pop-up shops for immaturity and poor business sense.

Yeah, he'd have a point if he wasn't Bob.
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"Listen to me Kevin Feige, I'M YOUR GAHD!"
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If you hated Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Bone Tomahawk, then I can't help you.
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And the more that some things change, the more that some things stay the same.
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I can't help but feel sorry for that Wubba Dubba thing, though. IP law in the U.S. is such a fucking mess.
 
For shits and giggles I watched the first few episodes of his Game Overthinker show, and I get the impression he's kinda like an adult SammyClassicSonicFan, only without the shrieking. He shits on FPSes without even playing them (although I will grant him they were a popular target in the 2000's), he treats all triple A games like they're the same brown boring thing (a la mixing up Dark Souls and Skyrim), always wants wacky, weird, cartoonish stuff with his games and not more realistic stuff, and of course, an undying, unhealthy love for the classics.

The difference is that Sammy matured and grew up, but Bob is still in this mindset.

A lot of these "intellectual" types does i have a distant memory of totalbiscuit doing the same



Has Bob ever talked about his experince with women (except the 3some thing).?
 
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And on Twitter a few years ago he said he was busy dating.

Am I the only one that got the impression that him an Monica Castillo were seeing each other at the time? He was retweeting her constantly and I think they even posted pictures of them ha going out together.
Pics or it didn't happen.
(Seriously i will buy you a beer if you can find it.)
 
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And on Twitter a few years ago he said he was busy dating.

Am I the only one that got the impression that him an Monica Castillo were seeing each other at the time? He was retweeting her constantly and I think they even posted pictures of them going out together.
The closest thing to Bob dating Monica I found is this:
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P.S. For the love of God please find proof for what you say, @Knyttet. This is juicy hearsay, but rock-solid proof would make it that much sweeter.

BONUS: I stumbled on one of his worst ideas yet.
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For the love of God please find proof for what you say, @Knyttet. This is juicy hearsay, but rock-solid proof would make it that much sweeter.
I am currently out of town for two weeks for work. But when I come back home I will post proof for every one of my claims. (Bob doesn't like smash bros because he doesn't have any friends, Bob sexual exploits, Bob's eating habits and that he learned to read from Nintendo Power)
 
I wonder why escapist rehired him in the first place, considering the backlash against him and gamergate is the reason why they fired him in the first place?
My theory is that they're trying to get clicks from people hate-watching him. I don't think it will work, considering Bob's unlistenable accent and gross verbosity. How many people even on Kiwi Farms listened to, say, his entire rant against Batman vs. Superman? Not many.
 
My theory is that they're trying to get clicks from people hate-watching him. I don't think it will work, considering Bob's unlistenable accent and gross verbosity. How many people even on Kiwi Farms listened to, say, his entire rant against Batman vs. Superman? Not many.
Well to be honest, The Escapist has largely diminished in the last few years to the point where they had to get Bob back just to regain their audience. Personally, I was a old watcher of Escape to the Movies but have moved on to something more useful for movie reviews.
 
CYBERPUNK! TRANSPHOBIA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bob Chipman, a man who wants the shittiest possible James Bond movie.
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"Let the hate flow through you." - Emperor Palpatine Moviebob
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Weird, I though incest was largely frowned upon.
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Oh Christ, he's a furry now.
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