Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kulee Baba]

Play the games you scrub.
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I thought you were on the road to beating your beetus.
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Is he seriously comparing himself to Norm Macdonald?
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I’m pretty confident Norm has more sophisticated tastes than Bob ever will while still enjoying the opportunity to chill out with Golf.

 

[Plissken]

I wonder what the fat asshole thinks of Ciri being cast as a black lady in the Witcher TV show; probably has the biggest smug grin on his face.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I wonder what the fat asshole thinks of Ciri being cast as a black lady in the Witcher TV show; probably has the biggest smug grin on his face.

He's probably hoping they'll cast a black actress as horseface looking as the one who played Hermione in the Harry Potter sequel. They should cast a blow for trans rights AND age rights and cast Bruce, I mean, Caitlyn Jenner in the role. All faces are beautiful.

 

[Red Hood]

The only way The Witcher series gets approved by Bob is if you slap the Marvel Studios logo on it.

Even then, could Bob handle something with moral and ethical grey areas?

I wonder what the fat asshole thinks of Ciri being cast as a black lady in the Witcher TV show; probably has the biggest smug grin on his face.

My bets are on Bob having never heard of Ciri before reading that article.

I've seen bob sperg several times about trump building skyscrapers with concrete instead of, to use his words, "superior steel beam construction". The only problem with that is the vast majority of skyscrapers since the 80s through till today are built with a concrete and rebar core that has floor plates of steel and concrete mounted off of them. Purely steel construction hasnt really been done since stuff like the sears tower and john hancock in the 60s which were both designed by the same structural engineer.

From the tallest building in the world, the burj khalifa, to one wtc, to pretty much every single skyscraper currently going up in the us and china, this is how it is done. The only exceptions are cases where the site makes building a single large core unworkable, like a few of the skyscrapers in the hudson yard development in nyc which is literally built over train tracks. I could really sperg out and post some pics to drive the point home, but just google "tower verre" or "central park tower"

Also I pretty sure bob hasnt actually seen Dogville because it isnt meant to be the "whole universe" in a single town, its meant to be the USA you dumb fuck.

But don't you know that Bob Chipman is a construction engineer extraordinaire? How dare you question his mastery in this field he has zero training in!

 

[Clay Claymore]

I love how every time I log in to check out the MovieBob thread, it always jumps like three-to-four pages since the last time I visit it. Bob is truly an astounding individual.

Also holy shit, we're so close to the 1600 pages mark!

 

[Red Hood]

Bob is truly an exceptional individual.

FTFY

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Another benchmark down in the thread that got me to sign up for the farms. Keep up the good work and may Bob give us enough for another 1600.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

WOOHOO! 1600 Pages! And somehow Bob is still with us, spewing as much self-righteous nonsense as ever. Time to eat takeout pancakes and raise a tall glass of Moon Wheat Ale!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I do love my moon wheat (tm), ever since the megacorps took over and began to control every aspect of my life(tm) so i could act with maximum efficiency, life(tm) has never been better.

Boy I can't wait for my daily mandated viewing of Black Panther! Its the only entertainment I'm allowed to view, but at least its progressive! And then I get a 4 hour sleep cycle before i'm injected full of caffine to work for 16!

 

[RockVolnutt]

I do love my moon wheat (tm), ever since the megacorps took over and began to control every aspect of my life(tm) so i could act with maximum efficiency, life(tm) has never been better.

Boy I can't wait for my daily mandated viewing of Black Panther! Its the only entertainment I'm allowed to view, but at least its progressive! And then I get a 4 hour sleep cycle before i'm injected full of caffine to work for 16!

So uh....what do you do for the extra 2 hours?

 

[Cleric of Autism]

So uh....what do you do for the extra 2 hours?

Vomit out tweets

 

[Rathkor]

Vomit out tweets

Implying that isn't Bobby's primary job.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So uh....what do you do for the extra 2 hours?

Watch black panther.

 

[Positron]

WOOHOO! 1600 Pages! And somehow Bob is still with us, spewing as much self-righteous nonsense as ever. Time to eat takeout pancakes and raise a tall glass of Moon Wheat Ale!

We don't have moon pancakes here, can I celebrate with mooncakes instead?

So uh....what do you do for the extra 2 hours?

Recite the Little Rob Book, packed with the wisdom of Chairman Chipman.

 

[Flexo]

I wonder what the fat asshole thinks of Ciri being cast as a black lady in the Witcher TV show; probably has the biggest smug grin on his face.

He's probably hoping they'll cast a black actress as horseface looking as the one who played Hermione in the Harry Potter sequel. They should cast a blow for trans rights AND age rights and cast Bruce, I mean, Caitlyn Jenner in the role. All faces are beautiful.

My bets are on Bob having never heard of Ciri before reading that article.

Guys, it was literally the first screenshot in this post:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-1599#post-3750963

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Translated from Bobese: "People who make me face consequences for my actions are bad, and I'm curing diabetes I tells ya."
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Wasn't the number higher than 45 when you first claimed you were losing weight and reversing your diabetes? Also, why do you continue to display symptoms and have signs of further deteriorating health if you are supposedly getting better?

I think this videos sums up Bob's claims of improving health.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Translated from Bobese: "People who make me face consequences for my actions are bad, and I'm curing diabetes I tells ya."
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...And the other three movies?
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Bob Chipman: the Hollywood insider all the way from Salem, Massachusetts.
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The way he describes him “saving the escapist” is extremely childish and naive.

 

[BubbleButt]

1600?

Like the address of the place Hillary will never live again?

 

[Mola Ram]

The way he describes him “saving the escapist” is extremely childish and naive.

I wonder if anyone at The Escapist understands that, considering Bob's ego and sense of entitlement, giving him his old job back is one of the worst things they could have done. I mean, probably not, since someone dumb enough to take this ogre back is clearly dumb as a stump to begin with, but this is already looking like it's not gonna end well for anyone. He can't control himself, and now he doesn't even feel like he needs to.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I wonder if anyone at The Escapist understands that, considering Bob's ego and sense of entitlement, understands that giving him his old job back is one of the worst things they could have done. I mean, probably not, since someone dumb enough to take this ogre back is clearly dumb as a stump to begin with, but this is already looking like it's not gonna end well for anyone. He can't control himself, and now he doesn't even feel like he needs to.

Giving him his job back has been one of the largest fueling's of his ego in recent history. We all thought he was a smug and unstable asshole before, but we haven't seen anything yet. His rhetoric and behavior would of only continued to grown worse anyway, but The Escapist giving him his job back only accelerated this process.