Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

Proving you're a better writer by getting Dave Sim's name wrong.
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Dave Sim as a writer likes to explore various subject matters and topics related to philosophy, religion and politics.

Bob as a writer likes to compare major world-changing events to video games of his childhood.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob's probably saying it as a joke but that's not at all what "Peachette" is. An upcoming Mario game has a power-up if you play as Toadette that turns her into a form that shares appearance with Peach.

So that "fusion" fanfic is going to have to be Bob turning into Peach and I'm not sure if that's better or worse....

This makes me want to see a Bob Animporphs parody. He could be changing into...a manatee or Pizza the Hutt or something.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

lost weight (good for him, I guess)

He finally lost his feet to diabetes or did another body part fall off?

>Bob
>Playing sports

He must have one the "Running home to mommy because everyone at school hates me" award once or twice (though he'd either pass out from a runner's high after two feet of running or cause $125,000,000 worth of property damage due to earthquakes).

He'd have made a great pitcher's mound.

Or a moving target for archery.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Or a moving target for archery.

Only for beginners as you can't miss.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This makes me want to see a Bob Animporphs parody. He could be changing into...a manatee or Pizza the Hutt or something.

Don't you ruin one of my favorite childhood book series by associating it with Bob.

He finally lost his feet to diabetes or did another body part fall off?

He claims he's lost almost 50 pounds over the last year. Bob have given us absolutely no evidence to support it being true.

 

[Emperor Julian]

What are the odds Chipman doesnt read comics?

 

[RockVolnutt]

What are the odds Chipman doesnt read comics?

He once described Onslaught, who was also in Marvel vs Capcom, as a "giant winged monster". There was also him only recently discovering the origin of Silk, one of the diversity characters he loves, who has been around since 2014 and first appeared in a big event book and had media shilling her as incorrectly "the first Asian (American) superhero". Take a guess if he reads.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He once described Onslaught, who was also in Marvel vs Capcom, as a "giant winged monster". There was also him only recently discovering the origin of Silk, one of the diversity characters he loves, who has been around since 2014 and first appeared in a big event book and had media shilling her as incorrectly "the first Asian (American) superhero". Take a guess if he reads.

Wait, the media thought that Silk was the first Asian (or Asian-American) superhero? Then it wouldn't surprise me that Bob would believe that as well as his primary information sources are the media, Wikipedia, or he outright makes shit up. It would honestly surprise me if he knew that the heroic incarnation of Doctor Light is a Japanese woman, or Ryan Choi (a native of Hong Kong) is the Atom with Ray Palmer in the Microverse. Depending on the incarnation or the artist, Karate Kid from the Legion of Super-Heroes is depicted with Asian heritage. He also had balls of steel because he challenged the Pre-Crisis Superboy to a match for his Legion tryout.

 

[elder god]

Proving you're a better writer by getting Dave Sim's name wrong.

This is coming from a guy who went off on barely related tangents for 4 hours in his whine fest about BvS.

Or a moving target for archery.

“Moving”

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What are the odds Chipman doesnt read comics?

Just based on this quote alone you know he's never read Watchmen.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just based on this quote alone you know he's never read Watchmen.

I know he loved the 2009 movie Zack Syder made, which I personally like honestly.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I know he loved the 2009 movie Zack Syder made, which I personally like honestly.

Have you watched the directors cut which re-included the original Tales of the Black Freighter off-shoots? It doesn't translate very well to film, which is why it's left out of the theatrical release, but it's basically what Bob complains about when it comes to "losing the narrative thread and descending into unrelated tangents". It's not necessarily a bad thing, but don't expect Blob to factor in nuance.

 

[Mola Ram]

Have you watched the directors cut which re-included the original Tales of the Black Freighter off-shoots? It doesn't translate very well to film, which is why it's left out of the theatrical release, but it's basically what Bob complains about when it comes to "losing the narrative thread and descending into unrelated tangents". It's not necessarily a bad thing, but don't expect Blob to factor in nuance.

I'm sorry, isn't this the big fat idiot who drones on about how important theme is to a film?

 

[Gordon Cole]

New vlahg:

Politisperging.

Moviebob: Master of tech.

Spoken like a true fan.

And it can't be a tweet dump without at least one terrible idea:

Exhibit A: You.

And he's on vacation in New Hampshire.

Cool, please disappear.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Jesus fucking christ, have you MET Democrats??! They can't even organize a trip to Denny's, let alone a conspiracy!" -Bob Chipmanopoulus 2018

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Keep doing what you're doing, Bob. You will hand the GOP the 2018 midterms and the 2020 election to Donald wrapped with a bow.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And it can't be a tweet dump without at least one terrible idea:
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I know this is hard for you to understand Bob, but not every film idea or premise can be taken seriously. Some material is going to have to be taken more loosely than others.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He’s really committed to the animal POV story isn’t he?

 

[Gordon Cole]

He’s really committed to the animal POV story isn’t he?

I don't know if it's just his way of dealing with not having a pet, or if he's watched Homeward Bound too many times.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I don't know if it's just his way of dealing with not having a pet, of if he's watched Homeward Bound too many times.

Are we sure that Bob never had any pets, or if he simply ate them?