Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Are we sure that Bob never had any pets, or if he simply ate them?

Arguably Bob IS a pet.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don't know if it's just his way of dealing with not having a pet, of if he's watched Homeward Bound too many times.

But he doesn’t want the animal to be the protagonist. He just wants them to watch the events unfold and ??? Provide commentary? Silently watch?

 

[Mola Ram]

Arguably Bob IS a pet.

I didn't think livestock counted.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I didn't think livestock counted.

I'm now picturing someone offering Bob a place to stay because they're convinced a zombie outbreak will happen soon and they just want to be on the safe side. Gotta prepare for your undead life, you know?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I sure hope he's able to schedule some time away from Twitter raging to enjoy his vacation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I sure hope he's able to schedule some time away from Twitter raging to enjoy his vacation.

The only way to schedule away time from Twitter for Bob is to drop him on top of a West Virginia mountain. As long as he has a WiFi signal or an LTE signal, he will continue to ragepost on Twitter.

 

[LaughingJoke]

New vlahg:

Politisperging.
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Moviebob: Master of tech.
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Spoken like a true fan.
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And it can't be a tweet dump without at least one terrible idea:
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Exhibit A: You.
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And he's on vacation in New Hampshire.
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Cool, please disappear.
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So Bob wants Ghost Investigating Animals?

Summer 2020 from Sony Ghostbarkers "Hey it's got to be better than the last bitches we used"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The only way to schedule away time from Twitter for Bob is to drop him on top of a West Virginia mountain. As long as he has a WiFi signal or an LTE signal, he will continue to ragepost on Twitter.

He’ll be sitting on his ass playing on his phone. That picture of him at that wedding playing on his phone by himself really speaks volumes about him.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

If Bob wants to see "story from animal's PoV" he should start with some nice artsy basics, like Makoto Shinkai's "She and Her Cat", a short made entirely by Makoto (a feat he'd replicate later with "Voices of a Distant Star" but now in "OAV length")

I admit I'm a bit of a fanboy of his work.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He’ll be sitting on his ass playing on his phone. That picture of him at that wedding playing on his phone by himself really speaks volumes about him.

If he really does read his thread on here, I wonder how pissed he was when he found out we had that photo of him?

 

[Mola Ram]

If he really does read his thread on here, I wonder how pissed he was when he found out we had that photo of him?

Until Bob and other social media idiots learn not to put embarrassing photos of themselves online in a moronic effort to convince the rest of the world that they lead interesting, enviable lives, then the harsh lessons will continue.

 

[Triple S Rank]

If Bob wants to see "story from animal's PoV" he should start with some nice artsy basics, like Makoto Shinkai's "She and Her Cat", a short made entirely by Makoto (a feat he'd replicate later with "Voices of a Distant Star" but now in "OAV length")

I admit I'm a bit of a fanboy of his work.

Great now im sitting here imagining Moviebob in that world except instead of the cat it's Mario, instead of the cute Japanese apartment it's his mothers basement, and instead of going to work it's just pounding away at the keyboard tweet storming.
"I, and probably Him too, this Mario world... I think we like it"

It is a nicely animated great little emotional rollercoaster short though, good taste.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Maybe if you repeat your shitty Predator idea enough times, then people will like it.

"AHAHAHAHAHA losers! Why don't you be a winner and move out of your mother's basement, manbabies?"

Today in "Everyone who isn't me is an asshole":

Funny, that's my face whenever an anti-gger comes out as a degenerate.

That winning insight coming through again.

Ngl I'd pay to see a boxing match between Bob and Logan Paul.

Bob, the man so smart that he forgot who LBJ and Bush Sr. were.

 

[Red Hood]

Are we sure that Bob never had any pets, or if he simply ate them?

I think he had one of these at some point.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Maybe if you repeat your shitty Predator idea enough times, then people will like it.
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"AHAHAHAHAHA losers! Why don't you be a winner and move out of your mother's basement, manbabies?"
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Today in "Everyone who isn't me is an asshole":
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Funny, that's my face whenever an anti-gger comes out as a degenerate.
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That winning insight coming through again.
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Ngl I'd pay to see a boxing match between Bob and Logan Paul.
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Bob, the man so smart that he forgot who LBJ and Bush Sr. were.
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How about there was no General Election debates between 64 to 76.
You know Logan Paul 5 minutes ago was a douche now he's a douche I'd high five he a Youtuber nailed the half Asian MCU actress oh how that must bother Bob this made my day.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Maybe if you repeat your shitty Predator idea enough times, then people will like it.
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Man... he's absolutely amazing. Every single thing he just stated about the Predator is wrong. He knows absolutely nothing about the franchise. Let's break it down tweet by tweet:

1. They aren't trying to make the Predator look "heroic" in any form. They are trying to set up lore for how their culture works. The Predators aren't just some race of rampaging serial killers who use the most advanced technology to wipe out inferior creatures that can't fight back. They are an ancient society of hunters who have rigid standards and a code of ethics for their hunting. It's about the sport and the thrill of the hunt to them, a rite of passage so to speak. It's why we don't see them kill people who are sick or people who can't fight back against them. It's also why we see them commit suicide when they ultimately fail in killing their intended prey. It's about earning honor for them, not just killing for the sake of killing. And Dutch didn't kill the original Predator because he "teased" him. Dutch learned as much about his enemy as he could and figured out ways to got around his shoulder cannon.
2. The reason why he picked the jungle in the first film is likely because it was a hot spot for worthy challengers. It wasn't filled with just "poor randos" as you like to put it, it was filled with tons of militant guerrillas who were armed to the teeth. Plus you had plenty of nearby military bases filled with soldiers. Worthy prey was abundant in that jungle.
3. My god are you a fucking idiot of the lowest volume. You have the grasping ability of a fucking cinder block. It's not just about "hard-to-kill" people Bob. It's about prey that can specifically fight back and challenge them in that aspect of difficulty. A political figure might be hard to kill, but that's only because they are surrounded by tons of security measures. Alone, they aren't likely going to give a Predator a run for their money in a fight. They want prey that is able to somehow kill them. They also aren't wimps, they are physically strong, super intelligent and capable of surviving the worst of injuries.
4. This is almost as dumb as the last tweet. The hunt is not a joke to the Predators. It's what their society is completely based around. When a Predator fails, he's not considered a laughing stock. He's dishonored and exiled away from the home planet (that's if he failed to kill himself). The Predator's also respect the prey they hunt. If the prey manages to successfully kill a Predator, they've obtained a worthy and respectable status in the eyes of fellow Predators.

I love how he completely misses every single point about the Predator. Also, Elmer "Fett" Bob? Who is that, the offspring of Boba Fett and Elmer Fudd?

 

[The Nothingness]

Man... he's absolutely amazing. Every single thing he just stated about the Predator is wrong. He knows absolutely nothing about the franchise. Let's break it down tweet by tweet:

1. They aren't trying to make the Predator look "heroic" in any form. They are trying to set up lore for how their culture works. The Predators aren't just some race of rampaging serial killers who use the most advanced technology to wipe out inferior creatures that can't fight back. They are an ancient society of hunters who have rigid standards and a code of ethics for their hunting. It's about the sport and the thrill of the hunt to them, a rite of passage so to speak. It's why we don't see them kill people who are sick or people who can't fight back against them. It's also why we see them commit suicide when they ultimately fail in killing their intended prey. It's about earning honor for them, not just killing for the sake of killing. And Dutch didn't kill the original Predator because he "teased" him. Dutch learned as much about his enemy as he could and figured out ways to got around his shoulder cannon.
2. The reason why he picked the jungle in the first film is likely because it was a hot spot for worthy challengers. It wasn't filled with just "poor randos" as you like to put it, it was filled with tons of militant guerrillas who were armed to the teeth. Plus you had plenty of nearby military bases filled with soldiers. Worthy prey was abundant in that jungle.
3. My god are you a fucking idiot of the lowest volume. You have the grasping ability of a fucking cinder block. It's not just about "hard-to-kill" people Bob. It's about prey that can specifically fight back and challenge them in that aspect of difficulty. A political figure might be hard to kill, but that's only because they are surrounded by tons of security measures. Alone, they aren't likely going to give a Predator a run for their money in a fight. They want prey that is able to somehow kill them. They also aren't wimps, they are physically strong, super intelligent and capable of surviving the worst of injuries.
4. This is almost as dumb as the last tweet. The hunt is not a joke to the Predators. It's what their society is completely based around. When a Predator fails, he's not considered a laughing stock. He's dishonored and exiled away from the home planet (that's if he failed to kill himself). The Predator's also respect the prey they hunt. If the prey manages to successfully kill a Predator, they've obtained a worthy and respectable status in the eyes of fellow Predators.

I love how he completely misses every single point about the Predator. Also, Elmer "Fett" Bob? Who is that, the offspring of Boba Fett and Elmer Fudd?

I just finished a collection of short stories featuring the Predator species called If It Bleeds that adds to lore of the franchise. But it is too long for Bob to put any amount of reading time into it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I just finished a collection of short stories featuring the Predator species called If It Bleeds that adds to lore of the franchise. But it is too long for Bob to put any amount of reading time into it.

>Bob reading

I mean, there's your problem.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I just got back from a weekend in the mountains where no fucking cell or internet and god, it was wonderful

And as I come back to check on one of my favorite cows and what happened since them I can think of one thing

How would Bob even react to a lack of internet and cell service for a few days? Because its a fabulous escape and I weep for the day when phone service sneaks into the wilderness in the middle of nowhere

 

[Red Hood]

This is almost as dumb as the last tweet. The hunt is not a joke to the Predators. It's what their society is completely based around. When a Predator fails, he's not considered a laughing stock. He's dishonored and exiled away from the home planet (that's if he failed to kill himself). The Predator's also respect the prey they hunt. If the prey manages to successfully kill a Predator, they've obtained a worthy and respectable status in the eyes of fellow Predators.

This is pretty much precisely what the last scene in Predator 2 was about, and it was one of my favorite parts of that whole movie. Bob either hasn't scene it, or the Beetus is getting to his brain again.