Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's edging pretty closely to being akin to Hugo from Radiant Historia due to his rhetoric. I mean, Bob hasn't used Divine Judgement to wipe out entire places by turning the citizens into sand, but Bob would definitely be the one to activate Divine Judgement on the wasteland ghouls he hates so much.

 

[thismanlies]

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This is how we should immortalize every one of his more infamous tweets.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Can we report him for verbal masturbation?

Hooray, now you can buy games you already own for the umpteenth time!

"I'm from Boston, I fight."

(Also holy shit @SteelPlatedHeart & I need to draw up a list of comparisons between Bob and Dobson.)

 

[Pokemonquistador]

How can obsolete white people be obsolete if they continually make Bob crie everytiem?

If you could find someone to follow Bob around and call him a faggot, I'd consider that essential personnel. Twitter should hand out MovieBob Griefer achievement badges.

I'd spend my entire inheritance (all 300 dollars of it) to have someone follow Bob around with a Tuba:

Hard SF."
"Like Star Trek."

May Clark, Heinlein, and Asimov strike him down.

When I think of Hard Sci Fi, I think of movies like Primer, which treats the invention of time travel like the invention of the personal computer, something two engineers developed in their garage. It has tons of technojargon spoken in a workmanlike manner which creates a real feeling of verisimilitude. It's also said to be one of the most difficult movies in the world to understand and several repeat viewings are said to be necessary to get a glimmer of what's going on. To MovieBob, "Hard Sci Fi" is what you get when a capeshit director looks up a science term on Wikipedia and drops it into his movie because he thought it sounded cool.

One last thing: When Bob calls the middle of the country "empty wasteland", I have to wonder what country he's referring to. Maybe way out in Wyoming there are vast stretches of unclaimed veldt waiting to be developed by Syrian jihadists into shopping malls. But in the MidWest, most of the "empty country" is farmland, pastureland, or scenic parkland. These are all things that serve a purpose (like growing the food that stuffs Bob's fat face. ) If anything, we're quickly running out of this kind of land as land developers are now buying up farms en masse to turn into overpriced housing for Trendies spilling out of the suburbs/inner cities.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

(Also holy shit @SteelPlatedHeart & I need to draw up a list of comparisons between Bob and Dobson.)

It’s getting fucking creepy at this point...

 

[Clay Claymore]

Hooray, now you can buy games you already own for the umpteenth time!
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"I'm from Boston, I fight."
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I can’t be the only one who thinks that people buying new game consoles to purchase and replay video games from thirty years ago is kinda dumb. Sure, it’s a neat bonus, but I’ve seen so many people obsess over Nintendo needing to put every old game in existence on the Virtual Console.

Also, playing Punch-Out doesn’t count as “fighting,” Bobbo.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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Did Nerdist just call Scarlet Witch "Scarlet Widow"??

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It’s getting fucking creepy at this point...

Can I add that one comparison is that both Bob and Dobson are fat virgins?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Way to reach for something other than Oreos.

Fuck off, Bob. The marketing on Wonder Woman was fine and I doubt that anyone at Warner Bros. is quaking in their boots at the Captain Marvel trailer. Why? I re-watched the Wonder Woman trailer for comparison's sake, and frankly, it's far superior. The WW trailer does a better job of introducing Wonder Woman, establishing her character, and her world as well as showing her in action and even adding a bit of comedy at the end. You get none of that in the Captain Marvel because the "story" is all over the place and does not reveal anything interesting about Carol--at least in a coherent way--or show her in action... assaulting senior citizens/possible Skrulls aside. The vibe I'm getting is that Marvel Studios is leaning heavily on the "girl power" ideology because they really don't know how to make her as compelling a character as Diana.

Brie Larson's "acting" didn't help. Gal Gadot my be far from a good actress, but she at least put some effort into it. Larson's performance screams, "Did my check clear yet?"

Bring on Wonder Woman 1984!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I can’t be the only one who thinks that people buying new game consoles to purchase and replay video games from thirty years ago is kinda dumb. Sure, it’s a neat bonus, but I’ve seen so many people obsess over Nintendo needing to put every old game in existence on the Virtual Console.

Also, playing Punch-Out doesn’t count as “fighting,” Bobbo.

Actually, they did it right this time around. The NES game selection comes free with the online service, and also works online for a change. It doesn't change the fact that Bob is a manchild autist that has Nintendo wet dreams, though.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Bob's 37.
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This is a guy that has the nerve to call other people manbabies and obsolete.

 

[Flexo]

But at least he can count on Mario in these trying times.

When I think of Hard Sci Fi, I think of movies like Primer, which treats the invention of time travel like the invention of the personal computer, something two engineers developed in their garage. It has tons of technojargon spoken in a workmanlike manner which creates a real feeling of verisimilitude. It's also said to be one of the most difficult movies in the world to understand and several repeat viewings are said to be necessary to get a glimmer of what's going on.

Primer's good too. Though I do want to point out that it's not really a "difficult" movie to understand because of the science, but that the first time movie maker had key plot elements TOLD to the audience instead of SHOWN.

You get none of that in the Captain Marvel because the "story" is all over the place and does not reveal anything interesting about Carol--at least in a coherent way--or show her in action... assaulting senior citizens/possible Skrulls aside.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Captain Marvel looks like shit based on that trailer. None of it made sense, didn’t look or feel in any way like Star Trek, and Bri Larsen has zero emotion throughout it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Captain Marvel looks like shit based on that trailer. None of it made sense, didn’t look or feel in any way like Star Trek, and Bri Larsen has zero emotion throughout it.

Well Bob’s too distracted by the Marvel Studios logo, so it wouldn’t make a difference if Bri Larsen looks boring in the role or not.

What I’m more curious about is whether Captain Marvel will continue the critical success of the MCU or not after Infinity War or Avengers 4, even though Bob will continue to get out of his basement and run down to be first in line.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This is how we should immortalize every one of his more infamous tweets.

Awww thanks... anyone got any requests?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Awww thanks... anyone got any requests?

I would like to see a parody of Misery where Bob is Kathy Bates and Kevin Feige or Bob Iger as James Cann and have it be about rehiring James Gunn.

EDIT: Use the one where he tweets punch Nazis with his “no bad tactics” quote.

 

[thismanlies]

Awww thanks... anyone got any requests?

His tactics and targets tweet is almost obligatory, as well as his quote on Nazis ruining eugenics. Plus I think there was one where he wanted to send midwestern voters to Siberia.

 

[Flexo]

Well Bob’s too distracted by the Marvel Studios logo, so it wouldn’t make a difference if Bri Larsen looks boring in the role or not.

What I’m more curious about is whether Captain Marvel will continue the critical success of the MCU or not after Infinity War or Avengers 4, even though Bob will continue to get out of his basement and run down to be first in line.

You know if any critic gives it a bad rating that will be literal rape.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know if any critic gives it a bad rating that will be literal rape.

That reminded me when Bob and his ilk freaked out on that one reviewer from Ireland who gave Black Panther a mediocre movie.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Well Bob’s too distracted by the Marvel Studios logo, so it wouldn’t make a difference if Bri Larsen looks boring in the role or not.

What I’m more curious about is whether Captain Marvel will continue the critical success of the MCU or not after Infinity War or Avengers 4, even though Bob will continue to get out of his basement and run down to be first in line.

Anything with Marvel on it will sell and this having a female super hero will most definitely sell. It’s not going to be a ghostbusters flop.

I’m quite surprised people haven’t gotten bored with the MCU, though. Thor: Ragnarok was terrible imo, Black Panther was boring, etc but the MCU keeps going. Cape shit is so boring to me, Hollywood needs to get back to making a wider variety of good films.