Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

And Rogue One doesn't count?

Oh shut up, Bob. As the SW board on this very site demonstrates, NOBODY who loved the EU was really looking forward to a Solo film. There's a LONG line of movies they wanted before Solo. This is what makes you a shit critic, you just literally invent whatever you want to be true and then assert it, reality be damned.

"Outlast people"?

How, Bob? How will "the people who matter" outlast anybody if their offspring are aborted?? Where's your children, Bob? Who will inherit all your efforts? All your marios?

Is "natural selection" just superstition now, Bob?

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

 

[Spoonomancer]

"I will no longer post about eugenics's" ~man who talks about how only certain people matter

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I still am completely unable to wrap my head around his hatred for the Venom character. For someone who supposedly loves Spider-Man, is it possible he missed the whole point of Venom being a dark mirror to Peter, and not a take on a jilted lover? I'm not a fan of Venom, and even I understand him and his place in the history of Spider-Man.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I still am completely unable to wrap my head around his hatred for the Venom character. For someone who supposedly loves Spider-Man, is it possible he missed the whole point of Venom being a dark mirror to Peter, and not a take on a jilted lover? I'm not a fan of Venom, and even I understand him and his place in the history of Spider-Man.

I dunno, maybe he's turned off by the movie's try-hard marketing and he's expressing disapproval in standard Bob fashion.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Is Bob really still upset about a Mario movie being made by the same studio that did the Minions?

I will never understand his love for a stale franchise that hasn’t really evolved in decades.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I dunno, maybe he's turned off by the movie's try-hard marketing and he's expressing disapproval in standard Bob fashion.

It's more than likely it's Bob's usual dislike of "dark" characters as he's previously described Venom as some tryhard dudebro "Do you even lift" version of Spider-Man who kills people. He has a really odd view of the character and has also said he's "extremely polarizing" despite every Spider-Man thing having a bunch of people go "When's the black suit?" on forums and comment sections.

He doesn't seem to get the Eddie Brock character both before the Symbiote or how he's changed as the years gone by. "Spider-Man but kills people" is very much an oversimplification of a tiny period of his publishing history rather than all there is.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

His claim Venom is a polarizing character makes no sense to me. I'm not a big comics guy but as far as I know Venom is the most popular villain in Spider-man's rogues gallery.

 

[SiccDicc]

His claim Venom is a polarizing character makes no sense to me. I'm not a big comics guy but as far as I know Venom is the most popular villain in Spider-man's rogues gallery.

Now you understand how full of shit Bob is. You, who admit to not being a big comics guy, even know that Venom is one of the most popular villains/anti-heroes in Marvel.

When Bob speaks it comes from a sense of conviction and not understanding. He's like Wikipedia regarding his thoughts, anything he inputs must be the truth and there couldn't possibly be any bias or ignorance on his part. No, that's coming from those assholes who keep trying to correct his edits.

 

[Done]

LOL 3 and a half fucking hours? Please let me know when this drops, I need to update the OP lmao.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's more than likely it's Bob's usual dislike of "dark" characters as he's previously described Venom as some tryhard dudebro "Do you even lift" version of Spider-Man who kills people. He has a really odd view of the character and has also said he's "extremely polarizing" despite every Spider-Man thing having a bunch of people go "When's the black suit?" on forums and comment sections.

He doesn't seem to get the Eddie Brock character both before the Symbiote or how he's changed as the years gone by. "Spider-Man but kills people" is very much an oversimplification of a tiny period of his publishing history rather than all there is.

Their's also probably some fallout in relations to Raimi's spider man three in there. Not to mention that Bob on some level wants the film to fail because it isnt MMU

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Their's also probably some fallout in relations to Raimi's spider man three in there. Not to mention that Bob on some level wants the film to fail because it isnt MMU

In some sense, he would want secretly for ITSV to fail as well since it's not on the MCU. Even though the film looks to be a fun love letter for the character and his history. I don't know what his fatass thought about the PS4 game, but I guarantee you he hasn't played it that either. It's still fact that Bob is not a spidey fan. Just the films, making his view on the character extremely shallow, and superficial.

 

[Koby_Fish]

His take on Venom.
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"The internet does not matter, even though I owe my career to the internet."
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And Rogue One doesn't count?
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Bob's 37.
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Stability from the man who actively sabotaged his own help.
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Even more Kavanaugh sperging.
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It's like he's begging to be banned.
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Has bob ever said anything about the accusations against Bill Clinton re: rape?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

His claim Venom is a polarizing character makes no sense to me. I'm not a big comics guy but as far as I know Venom is the most popular villain in Spider-man's rogues gallery.

It's just like how he thinks Lisa Simpson is the most popular character on The Simpsons. It all comes down to how HE views the character, not how others view it.

 

[dominatrixman]

Didn't expect to see him here nor did I know he was such a loser, I was (Emphasis on was) a fan of his for a long time. At least he isn't a furry or transgender "woman", that's about all he has going for him.

Edit: Holy shit that mario costume, that's serial killer tier scary, it's like John Wayne Gacy if he realized that Nintendo games were the best way to attract kids.

 

[Gordon Cole]

GAMERGATE CAUSED 11/9.

REEEEEEE COMEY

AND ALSO DEATH TO PO-PO!

From the writer of "It's a Brooklyn thing!"

Haven't you ever heard of Jon Watters, the director of Brown Songbirds?

CRAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Liking The Walking Dead makes you a rapist now?

He's still 37.

It's almost like trying to appeal to Bob is financially pointless or something.

When aren't you lying down?

What I like most about Bob is his humility and maturity.

(And he still severely overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What I like most about Bob is his humility and maturity.
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(And he still severely overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.)

Sign up here you fucking weasel! FUCKING DO IT!

 

[Positron]

Sorry to hear about Leon Lederman having to sell his Nobel Prize -- especially when worthless fat fucks get several thousand bucks each month on hipster welfare doing nothing at all.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

:powerlevel::powerlevel:This whole idea that the people who lead GamerGate were responsible for Trump is hilariously false and poorly-researched at the same time. There were several reasons why Trump won the election that Bob refuses to note.

• There were millions of Obama voters that felt let down by his policies affecting them through Obamacare.
• They get screwed over by illegal immigrants taking their jobs and seeing those jobs go oversees.
• Hillary was the most unpopular, most corrupt politician in modern politics who fucked over Bernie Sanders, someone who at least got younger people fired up and also bring in the middle class, which was his target demographic. Seeing her lose to Trump will be the most hilarious moment in American history.
• The Democratic Party has become a SJW-infested site that people like Bob make them listen to about stupid shit like transgender and black women issues. Seriously, the Democrats has been supporting SJWs that try to shut down free speech, use rambling rhetoric of "fuck white people!" and use political correctness extremism.

Bob and his neoliberal SJW ilk can bitch all they want about Russia, but they have destroyed the Democratic Party and drove people to vote for Trump. They're about to do it again next month with all the Kavanaugh shit going on.:powerlevel::powerlevel:

 

[Mola Ram]

Haven't you ever heard of Jon Watters, the director of Brown Songbirds?

I swear to God I think he just uses MadLibs to fill in his tweets sometimes. The "William Sonoma John Watters"? Did he have a stroke? Or a whole series of them?

(And he still severely overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.)

However little time you spend, on some level I think this thread is getting to him. That last tweet sounds like cut dialogue from Apocalypse Now. He can't be that far from "Those useless 'people' on That Site are nothing but errand boys sent to collect a bill." Hey, he's almost fat enough to be Col. Kurtz. Chase your dreams, Bobby.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

However little time you spend, on some level I think this thread is getting to him. That last tweet sounds like cut dialogue from Apocalypse Now. He can't be that far from "Those useless 'people' on That Site are nothing but errand boys sent to collect a bill." Hey, he's almost fat enough to be Col. Kurtz. Chase your dreams, Bobby.

Since that movie had a troubled production, I would love to see people argue with Bob when he’s causing trouble on set.