Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Since that movie had a troubled production, I would love to see people argue with Bob when he’s causing trouble on set.
I'd flat out tell him that every time you cause trouble on set, you have to run a lap around the set. Starts off at one lap everyday, and just keep adding on every time he causes trouble.
 
I'd flat out tell him that every time you cause trouble on set, you have to run a lap around the set. Starts off at one lap everyday, and just keep adding on every time he causes trouble.

If that had been the case, Martin Sheen wouldn't have been the only heart attack on that set.
 
I always chuckle when cows like Bob try to pull the "YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON THIS!?" card, as if it takes more than 30 seconds to archive one of his dumbass tweets. Hey Bob, you're just an exceptionally slow dope, so stop projecting. Sorry to p-level but Bob's photoshop and video editing skills are pathetic by comparison. Whenever he tries to pull that card, just throw that right back at him.
 
Whenever i read something like this...
https://bayourenaissanceman.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-coming-crime-wars.html

I think of Bob and his praising of how great Mexico and Brazil are and we should have no borders any day now. I'm just amazed in his ability to ignore or dismiss ANY news that there MIGHT be some troubles down south.

Even though it's horrible to send immigrants back to where they come from.

I guess Bob thinks with his gut since it's many times the size of his brain.
 
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One thing I want to point out is the first thing with Venom, about people being forced to make it and being against it. This shows he has no idea how the entertainment industry works. In his mind, it works like a fucking retail store or something. You're just a writer working for Marvel Studios and the "boss" assigns you a movie to write. The idea of people begrudgingly writing this movie and slipping in winks about how they hate it is fucking hilarious to me, and clearly written by a man who has never worked.
 
I always chuckle when cows like Bob try to pull the "YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON THIS!?" card, as if it takes more than 30 seconds to archive one of his dumbass tweets. Hey Bob, you're just an exceptionally slow dope, so stop projecting. Sorry to p-level but Bob's photoshop and video editing skills are pathetic by comparison. Whenever he tries to pull that card, just throw that right back at him.
Bob’s is the most pretentious lol cow ever.
 
The idea of people begrudgingly writing this movie and slipping in winks about how they hate it.
Because can't you imagine Bob doing this exact thing if some poor fool ever gave him the chance? Bob's the kind of guy who would put penis shaped spires in The Little Mermaid and write SEX in the stars in Lion King... well, maybe not SEX, this is Bob so it would be SEX WITH MARIO but still... it's fortunate that Bob's talents are sub-entry level, because so are his basic ideas about subversive humor.
 
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Streaming Mega Man 11:
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Live in an echo chamber. Brilliant.
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The top tweet is very telling IMO. To Bob it doesn't matter whether or not Kavanaugh is guilty of sexual assault: he just wants to get his nomination rescinded by any means necessary, such as a Stalinesque kangaroo court.


"...rejoicing in the suffering of those they hate."

You mean like Blob's gloating over blue-collar workers losing their jobs?
 
:powerlevel:I'm starting to think about statting out a monster based on Bob for my D&D campaign, but I can't really find a way to make him threatening.

I mean think about it. He has no strength or dexterity of note outside of putting thumbs on buttons. Intelligence and wisdom are arguably negligible. Constitution...I mean the guy has beetus and weighs around 300. And charisma...bwahahaha.

Now if I give his personality to a storm giant or ogre mage I might have a good early campaign villain, but even then I don't know if I can make one seem as petty as Bob.
 
The top tweet is very telling IMO. To Bob it doesn't matter whether or not Kavanaugh is guilty of sexual assault: he just wants to get his nomination rescinded by any means necessary, such as a Stalinesque kangaroo court.

He really wasn't joking about that "no bad tactics" thing. I have to imagine when the All Seeing Eye of Twitter isn't upon him, he's got to have assassination fantasies about the pols he hates.
 
:powerlevel:I'm starting to think about statting out a monster based on Bob for my D&D campaign, but I can't really find a way to make him threatening.

I mean think about it. He has no strength or dexterity of note outside of putting thumbs on buttons. Intelligence and wisdom are arguably negligible. Constitution...I mean the guy has beetus and weighs around 300. And charisma...bwahahaha.

Now if I give his personality to a storm giant or ogre mage I might have a good early campaign villain, but even then I don't know if I can make one seem as petty as Bob.

I would go for a ghost of bob myself, his grudges and obsessions chaining him to undeath as a minor undead of some sort
 
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