Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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NARPASSWORD said:
Has he ever mentioned his opinion on the RPGs? Or is it just safe to that he hates it while thinking of their fans as "sub-human"?
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"Gaming culture had long since led me to the other stratas of Nerddom, and introduced obsessions like “continuity” into my psyche. In my mind, the Mario games had always had an epic saga playing out in the margins, but it was increasingly hard to ignore that such depth wasn’t to be found in the games. “Super Mario RPG,” however, finally delivered a Mario game with the kind of sprawling story and epic scope I’d always imagined was there. It was a standard Final Fantasy style “JRPG” (J for Japanese), but populated by Mario characters. The game sent its heroes (including Bowser at one point!) off on a quest to defeat a new enemy who’d swept down from space. It enthralled me and, however briefly, re-solidified my commitment to the series’ “mythos.” I hadn’t “outgrown” Mario; he was growing with me—following my lead, but still there for me...
...and then came “Yoshi’s Island.”"

Barely mentions the others. He doesn't care. Doesn't hate but doesn't care.
 
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This has actually exceeded expectations in terms of butt hurt. The misplaced rage towards to the proles is insightful. Ironically from my feed it's bob who has no future, the left is slowly becoming aware people like him are dead weight (lol) and are slowly becoming ostracized. Ironically Bob actually forwarded an article about it in twitter not realizing he's the sort of people up for the chop.
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...h-of-neoliberalism-crisis-in-western-politics
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Some more highlights of The Great Chimpman Saltfest
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Christ alive, this is the best day in lolcow watching. :biggrin:

"All evil comes from ignorance, all good from wisdom."

Now there's a compelling insight worthy of Super Mario Bros 3.

Sometimes I can't tell if Bob is just alarmingly moronic, or actually rather evil. I suppose it's more of a blurry line between the two aspects? (with lots of autism and diabetes sprinkled about)
 
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unfer said:
Sometimes I can't tell if Bob is just alarmingly moronic, or actually rather evil. I suppose it's more of a blurry line between the two aspects? (with lots of autism and diabetes sprinkled about)
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Anyone who lets loose with the ignorance/wisdom thing is obviously a sped. And nobody talks about how bright they are more than idiots. And hippies. But mostly idiots.
 
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unfer said:
Sometimes I can't tell if Bob is just alarmingly moronic, or actually rather evil. I suppose it's more of a blurry line between the two aspects? (with lots of autism and diabetes sprinkled about)
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Why not both? I'd say he's evil because he's stupid.

Update: Speak of the fucking devil.
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This is glorious, he just keeps on going.
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He doesn't even have a real response. Never change, Blobert.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Dude literally thinks himself as some "enlightened genius".

You make movie reviews on YouTube for a living, Bob. You're not exactly at the top of the intellectual ladder.
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His reviews are mostly Channel Awesome tier shit. Even among internet critics, he's C-list on a good day.

He has about as much influence on the Overton Window as my toenail clippings.
 
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