Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Has anyone else noticed that Bobby here would benefit the least from his Superior Future? He isn't smart, he is white, he has no valuable artistic skills, and he isn't fit.
Yeah but Bob's life wouldn't change. He would just be in his basement getting mad at people who don't like Riri Williams flicks online, assuming the roaming mobs don't take out his internet or electricity. He can play pretend "elite" all day as usual.
 
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Why the long face?
 
Has anyone else noticed that Bobby here would benefit the least from his Superior Future? He isn't smart, he is white, he has no valuable artistic skills, and he isn't fit.
It's pretty much the running joke of this kaiju of a thread.
So apparently there is a controversy in the Mario community right now. Can we get a poll about how involved with this Bob is? (my vote is "completely at fault")

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Damn, that's pretty fucking lazy for Dark Horse because they already have Japanese translators. I smell a job opening.
 
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This is his YouTube channel if anyone's interested. He's lucky if he gets views in the triple digits. That's what you get for being a bargain basement version of a guy who literally lives in a basement.

Tried watching that dude's Venom review. Goddamn, it's horrible. Jumpcuts after every sentence, obvious reading of his script, unfunny skits and jokes...
 
Bolsonaro sperging.

His take on populism remains incisive and thought-provoking as ever. Hey, remember all those "stagnant" French and Russian peasants and students and how they overthrew their "evolved" nobility?

God almighty, he is an abject throne-sniffer. Maybe he really is a hardcore submissive. I wouldn't look for those homemade pornos too diligently, heaven only knows what you'll find.

Cool story, does anyone wanna find the girls in his homemade porn?

I'm just glad he might be hosting panels at one less con, although it'd have been pretty funny to see him so sick he had to bush out of this one too.
 
His take on populism remains incisive and thought-provoking as ever. Hey, remember all those "stagnant" French and Russian peasants and students and how they overthrew their "evolved" nobility?

God almighty, he is an abject throne-sniffer. Maybe he really is a hardcore submissive.
He's the most pathetic pseudo-vanguardist ever, he'd gas the peasants of Tambov in a heartbeat. It's such a cliche to say he'd be the first up against the wall but he would be if for no reason other than he'd be hoarding all the rations in the inevitable famine his superior future would bring on.
 
His take on populism remains incisive and thought-provoking as ever. Hey, remember all those "stagnant" French and Russian peasants and students and how they overthrew their "evolved" nobility?

God almighty, he is an abject throne-sniffer. Maybe he really is a hardcore submissive. I wouldn't look for those homemade pornos too diligently, heaven only knows what you'll find.



I'm just glad he might be hosting panels at one less con, although it'd have been pretty funny to see him so sick he had to bush out of this one too.
Remember this gem?
 
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So apparently there is a controversy in the Mario community right now. Can we get a poll about how involved with this Bob is? (my vote is "completely at fault")

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Perhaps I'm being too harsh, but anyone who buys a Super Mario encyclopedia and then complains about inaccuracies who is over the age of ten has probably made peace with the knowledge that no one will ever touch them.
 
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