Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is the textbook definition of a fascist. He’d literally be Hitler, gas chambers and all, if he had charisma and followers.
He's an opportunist for whatever gives him a smug sense of superiority and enables his delusions of being a utopian New Man. In this political climate that means LARPing as a neoliberal elite sneering down his nose at the plebs of middle America and loudly virtue signalling to social justice types but in different circumstances he'd be a fundie, an actual Nazi or a hardcore doctrinaire Marxist if he didn't get purged first by either group.
 
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Bolsonaro sperging.
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Cool story, does anyone wanna find the girls in his homemade porn?
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Bob: "Borders should be nonexistent and hinging your identity on a specific location is evil."

Also Bob:
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"Not without creating a monster of our own."

Like Dr. Frankenstein, Bob and his ilk never take responsibility. Trump being elected may not be entirely down to being fed up with the left's rhetoric, but ai firmoy believe that people like Bob influenced it.
 
Ya know what's odd? The Simpsons Apu Controversy has been heating up with plenty of articles saying Apu is getting written out. I'd assume he was pretty invested it this topic but right now it's all radio silence, not even an offhand tweet acknowledging it.
 
"Not without creating a monster of our own."

Like Dr. Frankenstein, Bob and his ilk never take responsibility. Trump being elected may not be entirely down to being fed up with the left's rhetoric, but ai firmoy believe that people like Bob influenced it.
Bob’s mentality boils down to that he and his fellow “intellectual elites” cannot he held accountable for the peons resisting their “betters” trying to create a “superior” world that has no place for them. Mind you Bob’s idea of “creating a monster” in this case would be compromising his psychopathic views in any way or working with a person or group who isn’t 100% devoted to his “ideals”
Ya know what's odd? The Simpsons Apu Controversy has been heating up with plenty of articles saying Apu is getting written out. I'd assume he was pretty invested it this topic but right now it's all radio silence, not even an offhand tweet acknowledging it.
The people above him haven’t seen this as worth discussing yet, probably because they’re trying to avoid bringing up that the only thing complains about how “racist” the character is did was get the PoC character removed rather than reformed, thus removing any representation and diversity the character generated in the first place.

When people do talk about it, it will most likely be in a bitter”sweet” way and talking about how they’re cowards for not making Apu the king of Springfield or some shit.
 
The people above him haven’t seen this as worth discussing yet

They say "Watch 'The Problem with Apu'" and lament about how they're too white to say anything beyond that. Followers of Dobson's thread saw this happen, literally. Supplication to a Netflix documentary and/or TED Talk is the best you're going to get out of people who didn't even come to their conclusion logically in the first place.
 
For a guy who supposedly hates Trump with every fiber of his being, Bob sure sounds like him whenever he gets worked up.
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Second verse, same as the first.
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REEEEEEEEE FOX NEWS.
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As opposed to the cringy slapfights you're involved with?
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Expert in games discourse, everyone.
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Ya know what's odd? The Simpsons Apu Controversy has been heating up with plenty of articles saying Apu is getting written out. I'd assume he was pretty invested it this topic but right now it's all radio silence, not even an offhand tweet acknowledging it.

I posted this the other day:
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It really is an insane level of passive-aggressive fearmongering to accuse millions of normal everyday people of having ideas equivalent to Nazism, when you haven't paid enough attention to even list them out.
Since I'm obliged to keep a Twitter account anyway, I reported the stupid fuck. We'll see if it leads to anything, though I doubt it.
 
I dunno, it sounds like he's gunning for you here:
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The mustachioed Italian plumber is no match for Kali-ma. His flesh shall roast in the Pit of Kali and we shall hurl his heart like one of his absurd Fire Flowers into the fat one's oafish face.

(Also lol at "the least interesting setpieces in the series" being applied to movie that has the flooded Venice catacombs, a trip on a zeppelin, a tank chase through a desert, and the Grail Temple whose challenges are still memes today. Biting film commentary as ever, O fat oafish one.)
 
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I dunno, it sounds like he's gunning for you here:
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The only reason why he hates ToD and loves raiders and considers “it GETS it RIGHT” is because in Raiders the Nazis die and their are no Nazis as the big bad in ToD.

I’d like to understand how ToD is racist when there’s zero racism. What because a white man saves the day from the Indian cult leader? Because of Short Round? Short Round saved the day by burning Jones when he’s under mind control and he frees all the kids. Jones risks his life to save the village and return the children.

Edit: Blobb’s movie suggestions are terrible and juvenile. “Name every Indiana Jones movie Raiders _____ and have him mentir a nazi fighter who goes after occult items in tombs and Jill’s Nazis. Did I mention nazis?” Very original and interesting Blobbo.
 
The only reason why he hates ToD and loves raiders and considers “it GETS it RIGHT” is because in Raiders the Nazis die and their are no Nazis as the big bad in ToD.

I’d like to understand how ToD is racist when there’s zero racism. What because a white man saves the day from the Indian cult leader? Because of Short Round? Short Round saved the day by burning Jones when he’s under mind control and he frees all the kids. Jones risks his life to save the village and return the children.

Edit: Blobb’s movie suggestions are terrible and juvenile. “Name every Indiana Jones movie Raiders _____ and have him mentir a nazi fighter who goes after occult items in tombs and Jill’s Nazis. Did I mention nazis?” Very original and interesting Blobbo.

The allegation that Temple of Doom is racist is not original to Bob (because of course it isn't). My understanding is a lot of this silliness derives from the dinner scene, which in no way resembles actual Indian cuisine and portrays the Indian characters as gross and gluttonous. (That these characters are probably a front for the evil, murderous, child-enslaving cult goes unmentioned.) I'd guess the portrayal of Kali is also pretty troubling, since her role as "the Destroyer" isn't portrayed at all accurately. (At least that's what we'd like you soft, bloated Western heathens to think.)
 
The allegation that Temple of Doom is racist is not original to Bob (because of course it isn't). My understanding is a lot of this silliness derives from the dinner scene, which in no way resembles actual Indian cuisine and portrays the Indian characters as gross and gluttonous. (That these characters are probably a front for the evil, murderous, child-enslaving cult goes unmentioned.) I'd guess the portrayal of Kali is also pretty troubling, since her role as "the Destroyer" isn't portrayed at all accurately. (At least that's what we'd like you soft, bloated Western heathens to think.)

Hm. This gives me an idea about an AI gone bad story where the AIs in question believe in a god. Has that been done? I feel like it might have been.

I don't know why, but Bob tweeting these from a hospital kind of gives me a Richard III/mad dying king vibe.
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Who needs borders??
https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/09/21/the-coming-crime-wars/

I honestly wonder if Bob believes there's no crime in the world but nazi white men doing and saying mean things. ANY reports of minorities misbehaving is dismissed as right-wing lies.
 
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