Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[MightyBiteySnake]

This totally doesn't sound like something a mass murderer would say.
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“I, Bob Chipman, am positively tickled knowing that there were innocent German men and women killed and/or raped in the post-war by the Soviet troops in East Germany because their neighbors were may or not have been soldiers who were involved in the Nazi movement. It turns my Little Mario into a Big Mario to imagine even a fraction of that kind of pain be inflicted onto my political opponents”
- Bob “I’m NOT a sociopath, champ” Chipman

 

[Gordon Cole]

The day's politisperging.

wow, projection, repressed gayness and a complete lack of understanding of music in one thread.

And to answer his smug question, Henry Rollins, Eugene Robinson and GG Allin.

Superior arbiter of taste, everyone.

Imagine overthinking fucking Bones of all shows.

"I'M A REAL BUSINESSMAN"

Of course he brought up that he was a Democrat donor.

And lastly, this is what Bob actually believes.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

This totally doesn't sound like something a mass murderer would say.
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This is the guy Ross thinks he should be giving a blind eye, and acting it should speak for himself. Any company would fire his ass on the spot for stuff like this. It reeks of unprofessionalism and very bad images on PR. Which are GIGANTIC no-no within business knowledge. Ross must be an idiot if he believes Bob will not bring trouble down on the Escapist, Geek, and any other website that has hired him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sometimes when I read his tweets I don't know if he's had a stroke, or if I have.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The day's politisperging.
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Yes, nationalists are the weak cowards in politics Bob. It's not the mentally-ill man-child who takes horrendous positions that he immediately backs away from when he's confronted for how horrible they truly are.

"I'M A REAL BUSINESSMAN"
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It's real easy to maintain a good credit score when you don't have any actual bills to pay because you rely on everyone else for anything you need in life.

Unfortunately out here in the real world, normal people actually have to be on top of their credit score to keep it good because they have real responsibilities that they have to maintain.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That music tweet was sixty seconds of, "No. No! No, that's wrong. No. No. Fat fucking idiot."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"Unfettered movement and unbound experiences"? Why does Bob even care? He almost never goes anywhere, and when he does he spends most of his time on Twitter anyway. We've all seen the infamous pic of the Blob hunched over a screen in Cancun. Bob repels women and clusters with other fat, balding mediocre white men wherever he goes. A reduction in travel paperwork and an end to standing in line at Customs is not going to help him.

 

[elder god]

Imagine overthinking fucking Bones of all shows.

What a surprise, Bob doesn’t get intelligent people who have social issues, as well as not getting Tarzan (a guy who spoke fluent ape, and was raised by them in the jungle) Frankenstein (almost all the versions had him fluent and remember, he’s a living corpse!) idk enough about Hulk but it seems he has intelligence.

"I'M A REAL BUSINESSMAN"

Its easy to do that when you don’t pay for housing, car, electricity, gas, insurance, etc.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

And to answer his smug question, Henry Rollins, Eugene Robinson and GG Allin.
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A rational man would have deduced that disco disappeared due to oversaturation of the genre. But on Moviebob's imbecilic mind? 'MURICA HATED GAYS

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That music tweet was sixty seconds of, "No. No! No, that's wrong. No. No. Fat fucking idiot."

Bob Chipman - Really that wrong!

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

This totally doesn't sound like something a mass murderer would say.
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It's also not really true. Bob's grasp on history is on par with his grasp on economics.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's also not really true. Bob's grasp on history is on par with his grasp on economics.

It's on par with his grasp of damn everything, which is non-existent at best.

 

[cypocryphy]

So Bob would be totally cool with that huge Central American caravan living in his town, right?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Bob would be totally cool with that huge Central American caravan living in his town, right?

Of course he wouldn't. Would hurt BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSTON.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So Bob would be totally cool with that huge Central American caravan living in his town, right?

The only Central Mexican thing Bob would allow in his neighbor is a Taco Bell.

 

[BubbleButt]

The only Central Mexican thing Bob would allow in his neighbor is a Taco Bell.

To be fair... Most of us would

 

[Positron]

"I'M A REAL BUSINESSMAN"
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Wut?!
Does Bobby even have a credit card of his own? Or is he on a supplementary card of his brother / folks?

 

[Red Hood]

For an alleged straight, Bob sure knows everything about gay culture...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

For an alleged straight, Bob sure knows everything about gay culture...

Bob definitely acts like a closet gay in denial. Except replace gay with Republican.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

And lastly, this is what Bob actually believes.
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Oh no. Bob's not going to get "inspired" and subject us all to another hamhanded movie script treatment of a child's franchise being crossed with a deep, philosophical work of adult fiction, is he? Because his "Care Bears/Paradise Lost" crossover has to rank as the greatest Singularity of Autism ever produced by the human brain. (Psst, Bob, there's a reason ephemeral, commercially-driven kid's media tends to exist in its own cultural ghetto: it lacks deeper themes and timelessness, what with it being merely a product to hawk cheap plastic toys and/or video games.)

I seem to recall hearing Bob himself say in an early Game Overthinker, that child's media was primarily a stepping stone meant to hook young fans and gently guide them into more mature media as they developed into adulthood; that comic books and video games, once they went all dark and dudebro in the 90's, neglected their future audience in order to market to (and cash in on) their current, adult one. But sadly, the MovieBob that made that video is no more. He's been replaced with a deranged demagogue who wants to take children's media and gunk it up with highhanded, epistemological bullhonky, in order to make it more palatable to an adult audience. Because he doesn't want people to think there's something wrong with him for scrutinizing and obsessing over children's media, in the same way that the dudebros of the 90's didn't want people to think there was something wrong with them for scrutinizing and obsessing over children's media...