Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What a turd, streamlining the immigration process to bring in new, better Americans? What makes someone who’s new to the country better? How do you get “better Americans” from regressive, 3rd world shitholes that believe in backwards religions and hold backward beliefs on family, sexuality, politics, race, etc?

He continues to be incredibly naive and stupid. You know the fat, diabetic basement dweller thinks he’s a “better American” because he holds warped liberal political views.
You forgot the more important part. The fuck is a better AMERICAN when your "Superior Future" is one where AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST? Bob always does that shit.
 
According to Bob, Disney's killing Buzz out of spite.

Anyone else feel like this is gonna go over as well as a lead balloon?
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This isn't incitement to harass how?
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So, Bob, how is dragging women and children hundreds of miles to act as literal human shields for an invading army supposed to incite John and Jane Q. Normie to vote for Democrats? Because all this does is make me angry to think that there are assholes on this planet who would willingly expose their children to danger (or who would sell them to traffickers who would do so) for free, American-taxpayer funded gibs. And YOU, Bob, are 100 percent behind this, not because you give an angstrom of a shit about these children's fates, but because you know it would politically strengthen the people who want to incite hatred and divide this country in their holy jihad against Les Goules de' Mayonnaise.

YOU don't care how many brown (or yellow) children suffer to bring you your HFCS-infused bachelor chow or the hipster electronics that bear you your latest version of Mario. And you'd be more than happy to see children made sad if those children had parents who hunted and wore MAGA hats. I'd hate to think you'd wish ill on any child (any that exist outside of the womb and who aren't directly related to you, that is,) but you've said things that make me wonder just how far you'd go to achieve your Superior Future.

I once heard someone say that the opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The person who said that obviously has never met Bob nor read any of his tweets. I hereby invoke Godwin's Law and declare that a decent human being feeling indifferent to Bob is like a mid 20th century Jew feeling indifferent to Hitler. I just don't see how it can be done. I sincerely hope that every single child that has been dragged North on this "invasion crusade" will end up safe and with adequate food and shelter. I also hope that every trafficking asshole who brought them here gets tossed into a sarlaac pit.

It'd be nice if Bob could let lobbed into a sarlaac pit as well. (Although they'll have to make sure it's a very BIG sarlaac pit and that the sarlaac has been starving for about 1000 years or so...)
 
According to Bob, Disney's killing Buzz out of spite.

Anyone else feel like this is gonna go over as well as a lead balloon?
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It seems possible that Disney would 'kill' (real death or otherwise permanently parted from Woody) Buzz considering that Tim Allen has become problematic, but as Buzz is as big as he is, and Disney is know for making films for general audiences, and currently playing things super safe, it ain't gonna happen. My speculation is that maybe since the plot is about Woody and Buzz finding Bo Peep, that maybe Woody could decide to stay with her, or going off the fact she's a porcelain lamp, maybe she shatters. I don't think that would make for the "final scene" of a movie, so it seems unlikely something along those lines is what Hanks was describing. Much more likely than Buzz though.

In summary, Bob has shit ideas and knows nothing as always.
 
This totally doesn't sound like something a mass murderer would say.
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Good God does he not know history the Treaty of Verasilles led to WWII and no one wanted that again. We helped to rebuilt Germany and Japan the only people punishing Nazis was those who lived under Nazi Occupation and Guilt Ridden Germans sure we went after the big fish but that's it we didn't want blood from every soldier who served in the Nazi Regime. We had operation paperclip Bob loves the moon he should look up the man who got us there Wernher Von Braun there are clips of him on the Wonderful World of Disney they're on Youtube oh he was a literal card carrying Nazi. Bob should also look up Philippe Pertain Chief of State for German Occupied Vichy France also a WWI war hero for France sentenced to life in prison by the France 4th Republic. While in Prison he was in his late 80's and early 90's he suffered from dementia shitting himself and forgetting his family members. Queen Mary the King's Mother plead for his release as did Franco of Spain and President Harry Truman who offered him U.S. asylum if released. Post WWI we went for Vengeance and got WWII and Post WWII we showed compassion and created new Allies a lesson lost on Blob Chipman the History Underthinker.

Oh and no one wants that army of illegals crossing the border. They're going to take minorities jobs and scare whites so whites will vote Republican and minorities will quietly stay home. Only SJWs, Professional Activist, Bitter Hillary Supporters, and the LGTBQ communities care about Tuesday from the Democrats bases.
 
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According to Bob, Disney's killing Buzz out of spite.

Anyone else feel like this is gonna go over as well as a lead balloon?
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Wait a minute Bob... you mean to tell me that Disney really doesn't care about the artistic merit of a film/film franchise and only cares about milking those things for all the money they are worth?

Who could of guessed that?

Also, what the hell do you exactly mean by a "natural ending" so to speak? As in it was actually heartfelt and not forced at all? Because you could argue that being the case for any of the Toy Story movies. In my opinion, the second one had the best ending of the bunch and they could of just ended it there.
 
Don't poke your eye out with that edge.
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Yeah, the party that has actively been trying to overthrow a democratically-elected president by cheering on an unelected shadow government operating off a paper-thin narrative of foreign interference and using Mussoliniesque tactics of siccing black-clad thugs on political opponents is not the one we have to worry about forcing a dictatorship on the American people.
 
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