Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

It was re-released on Steam recently so a lot of Internet perslnalities either revisited it or played it for the first time. Bob is just jumping on a bandwagon.

In case you couldn't tell from the shattered axles.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I too hope for PeliculaRoberto to replace you.
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He'll probably have a better domain of the english language

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I too hope for PeliculaRoberto to replace you.
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I "hope" the entire caravan meanders up to the Boston area and camps out in your backyard, eating you out of basement and home, you fat sack of soy...

 

[Flexo]

Yeah... several thousand people traveling... and "Hope" is a movie.

Not food.

Not shelter.

Not any other kind of supplies.

A movie.

 

[LN 910]

In case you couldn't tell from the shattered axles.

I mean, just because it's on steam doesn't mean half these retards have actually played it. Expecting them to play anything is like asking a horse to drown itself, keep in mind Bob's making a video formulating arguments against and assuming what people will say to defend a game he's never played.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah... several thousand people traveling... and "Hope" is a movie.

Not food.

Not shelter.

Not any other kind of supplies.

A movie.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT YOUR GRANDKIDS TO BE BROWN, ADOLF.....or at least I think that's what Bob would accuse you of.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Spending Halloween all by himself.
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>Get facts wrong.
>Get called out.
>"I'm tired, go fuck yourself."

If nothing else, the phrase "butthurt Butta Face" rolls off the tongue.

So Bob is spending Halloween in Salem... HE'S A WITCH!!! BUUURRRNNN HIM!!!!

Oh wait that probably violates all kinds of environmental laws against trash burning and such.... hmmm?

HE'S A WITCH MIIICROWAAAAVEEE HIM!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I imaged Bob’s dressed up in his lame Mario costume tonight.

 

[Rathkor]

So Bob is spending Halloween in Salem... HE'S A WITCH!!! BUUURRRNNN HIM!!!!

Oh wait that probably violates all kinds of environmental laws against trash burning and such.... hmmm?

HE'S A WITCH MIIICROWAAAAVEEE HIM!

We tell people not to microwave fish because of the smell. Could you imagine what stench a microwaved Bob would produce???

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

We tell people not to microwave fish because of the smell. Could you imagine what stench a microwaved Bob would produce???

If I had to guess based on experience?

Moldy waffles. Don’t ask.

 

[elder god]

Between Sony and Bob, you have to wonder who has worse ideas.

Because, as we have all learned, pissing off your core audience to make stupid token roles for your projects never backfires! Oh wait, no, its the opposite. I don't get why Bob thinks the best way to get people to watch is to tell the core audience that they will not like the film. Its like guaranteeing failure. Also, Bob thinks Pattinson is butch, watching Pattinson's movies, the only way you could think that he's butch, is for your only movies are Barney the dinosaur adventures.

I too hope for PeliculaRoberto to replace you.

Hope for what? Its not like its tangible, congrats, you showed them a movie, if they were as desperate as you claim they are, you'd use that power to get them necessities. This is just as empty of a gesture as tweeting about it is. But I guess that's why Bob likes it so much.

 

[BubbleButt]

I imaged Bob’s dressed up in his lame Mario costume tonight.

Aren't there laws about being outside in your pajamas?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Aren't there laws about being outside in your pajamas?

I think there's a Walmart Exemption, but doesn't bob hate Wally world?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Because, as we have all learned, pissing off your core audience to make stupid token roles for your projects never backfires! Oh wait, no, its the opposite. I don't get why Bob thinks the best way to get people to watch is to tell the core audience that they will not like the film. Its like guaranteeing failure. Also, Bob thinks Pattinson is butch, watching Pattinson's movies, the only way you could think that he's butch, is for your only movies are Barney the dinosaur adventures.

Besides, the last Twilight movie was 6 years ago. Everyone who doesn't spend their entire life marinading in pop culture ephemera- i.e. "the general moviegoing public-" moved on years ago. "Pattinson? Wasn't he in that one thing, that one time?" "Dunno."

 

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I scrolled past this after reading it without giving it too much thought, but then something registered that made me come back to this.

Movieblob has made it a point to show nothing but contempt for republicans and centrists, or essentially anything not-democrat. But now he's also lumping democrats that aren't 100% in agreeance with him? There's so many people that he unjustifiably and irreversibly despises, it's no wonder everything he says is so spiteful and disparaging. What a hateful creature.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I scrolled past this after reading it without giving it too much thought, but then something registered that made me come back to this.

Movieblob has made it a point to show nothing but contempt for republicans and centrists, or essentially anything not-democrat. But now he's also lumping democrats that aren't 100% in agreeance with him? There's so many people that he unjustifiably and irreversibly despises, it's no wonder everything he says is so spiteful and disparaging. What a hateful creature.

Oh, so that is where Dobson is getting this mindset. Movieblob-senpai did it first!

 

[BScCollateral]

So Bob is spending Halloween in Salem... HE'S A WITCH!!! BUUURRRNNN HIM!!!!

Not in America. We hang witches here.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not in America. We hang witches here.

Thank you Abigail Williams. The only kind of witch Bob Chipman likes is a sandwich! I'll see myself out.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Movieblob has made it a point to show nothing but contempt for republicans and centrists, or essentially anything not-democrat. But now he's also lumping democrats that aren't 100% in agreeance with him? There's so many people that he unjustifiably and irreversibly despises, it's no wonder everything he says is so spiteful and disparaging. What a hateful creature.

This isn't even a new thing, he's been doing this since he started politisperging. Look at how he views Bernie Sanders, his supporters or anyone on his side that was staunchly against Hillary. Or that time he got into a Twitter fight with Shaun and Jen.

You're either all in with Bob or you deserve to be destroyed by him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not in America. We hang witches here.

Giles Corey lays on the floor of the meeting house. A considerable pile of stones has already been placed on the plank on his chest. His face is beet red and drenched with sweat and his breathing is labored.

JUDGE: Giles Corey, will you confess to the crime of witchcraft?

COREY: More weight!

Goody Chipman thunders in, scowling thunderously, and prepares to sit on Giles Corey.

COREY: Oh, fucketh this. I did it all. Hang me.