Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

More sperging about the Spanish word for "Devil".

"I really wanna talk about voting. Can we talk about voting? Let's talk about voting."

"My idiot friend did nothing wrong."

Bob Chipman, expert in time management.

And a collection of all his recent "pitches".

BONUS: This is genuinely one of the saddest things I've ever read.

 

[LN 910]

More sperging about the Spanish word for "Devil".
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"I really wanna talk about voting. Can we talk about voting? Let's talk about voting."
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"My idiot friend did nothing wrong."
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Bob Chipman, expert in time management.
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And a collection of all his recent "pitches".
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BONUS: This is genuinely one of the saddest things I've ever read.
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Glad to see multiple instances of Moviebob's fans being just as pathetic, petty and pretentious as he is.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Lol at Blobb digging deep to resurrect Tauriq Moosa who disappeared when goober glop died. He’s now “writing” for “I need diverse games” a charity scam run by a 45yr old black woman.

 

[Scorpiondo]

I am genuinely surprised this thread is still relevant lol.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

We already know his Woke Panther garbage but he gives it a 4 with the quote “a genuine masterpiece of popcorn filmmaking that raises the bar really high for 2018 blockbusters and a near-perfect version of....well, itself”.

This part, “raises the bar really high” is poor grammar and makes his review come off as being written by a teen. All of his reviews are terribly written actually and come off childish with numerous expletives throughout.

“A genuine masterpiece”

 

[Mr._Blonde]

How much anybody want to bet that Blobbo here actually didn't voted but said he did? I have a suspicion he didn't.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I am genuinely surprised this thread is still relevant lol.

Depending on how things go with the midterm elections, look for it to gain another 500 pages by the end of the year.

 

[BubbleButt]

Depending on how things go with the midterm elections, look for it to gain another 500 pages by the end of the year.

Shit, by the end of the week.

 

[AnOminous]

How much anybody want to bet that Blobbo here actually didn't voted but said he did? I have a suspicion he didn't.

He's too fat to vote.

 

[Koby_Fish]

How much anybody want to bet that Blobbo here actually didn't voted but said he did? I have a suspicion he didn't.

Since he is in BAWWWWW-ston, the home of eternal blue (balls), he probably knows he does not have to (well except for maybe to vote against the red governor).

 

[Gordon Cole]

A reminder that he's talking about fucking Shrek.

 

[Mola Ram]

A reminder that he's talking about fucking Shrek.

A reminder that Russ Pitts thinks this sort of lunacy is worth a paycheck, with actual money.

 

[Ironic Impact]

Every time I think he's had his dumbest idea yet he has to go and prove me wrong by posting something just batshit insane like... that.

 

[Rathkor]

The saddest part is that Bob's bullies probably haven't even thought about him at all in the last two decades and meanwhile Bob has ruined his life and alienated everyone around him by stewing in his own wrath and bitterness over their percieved mistreatment of him.

It's likely !uchmuworse than that. They probably do remember bullying him and others, feel bad about that time, and have improved as people.

Over the years, I've gotten a lot of messages from people who used to bully me back in school and apologized for it. I told them that I had gotten over ot, moved on, and that I forgave them and hoped the best for them. A couple of them are now my friends and actually grew into really cool people.

So chances are many of his old bullies probably improved as people and grew out of that phase, while Bob is eternally stunted.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's likely !uchmuworse than that. They probably do remember bullying him and others, feel bad about that time, and have improved as people.

Over the years, I've gotten a lot of messages from people who used to bully me back in school and apologized for it. I told them that I had gotten over ot, moved on, and that I forgave them and hoped the best for them. A couple of them are now my friends and actually grew into really cool people.

So chances are many of his old bullies probably improved as people and grew out of that phase, while Bob is eternally stunted.

"JUMPIN' JACK" CHAD HARTWELL III: Bob? Bob Chipman? Hey, man, how are you? The reunion's wild, huh?

BOB: *icy silence, death glare*

CHAD: Yeah, man, high school was crazy, huh? You still doin' the Mario thing huh? That t-shirt's a hoot.

BOB: Yes, I still do "the Mario" "thing." [actually performs air quotes; audibly sneers]

CHAD: Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm sorry about the teasing back then. I was the asshole of the world, you know? But I heard you're makin' movies and stuff now, got a big YouTube channel? That's great, man. You're not such a bad guy.

BOB: You look like a J. Crew catalog model after he just got out of rehab. Also, did your coal miner father kill himself on Oxy yet? Trump voting scum.

CHAD: [long, thoughtful look, bursts into laughter] Ya know, this is why we called you Blob Shitman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The polls are being counted, keep your eyes out everyone.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The polls are being counted, keep your eyes out everyone.

So far this blue wave is seeming more like a "blue trickle" at best. A couple of small GOP to Democrat flips but nothing major.

O'Rourke was also leading against Cruz but it was just reported that Cruz has taken the lead. We'll see if Cruz can hold on.

DeSantis is also leading in the Florida Governor race. Though even with a loss, I do expect Bob to celebrate over Amendment 4 passing.

 

[Mola Ram]

DeSantis is also leading in the Florida Governor race. Though even with a loss, I do expect Bob to celebrate over Amendment 4 passing.

If the R's pull it out and hold the House, Bob isn't going to be celebrating shit. If that happens we might actually get the meltdown that finally gets him put in the Twitter doghouse for a day or two. (They won't take away his blue checkmark, alas.)

 

[LaughingJoke]

So far this blue wave is seeming more like a "blue trickle" at best. A couple of small GOP to Democrat flips but nothing major.

O'Rourke was also leading against Cruz but it was just reported that Cruz has taken the lead. We'll see if Cruz can hold on.

DeSantis is also leading in the Florida Governor race. Though even with a loss, I do expect Bob to celebrate over Amendment 4 passing.

I couldn't give two fucks for Republicans and their agendas but damn since Trump I love seeing Blob and the SJW crowd flipping out.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hate to steal your job @Sexy Times Hitler, but let's check in on how Bob's doing so far shall we?

Like I predicted, he's celebrating Amendment 4 passing in Florida.

However, the salt is beginning to flow over literally everything else.

He is now literally retweeting every reply he can find to one single tweet that Matt Walsh put out. Also, cow-crossover time with Arthur Chu.

And of course, how about we end this recap so far with this magnificent gem?