Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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new profile picture: looks like he was going for The Terminator, but still comes off as The Predator. :tomgirl:
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It’s better than the piss avatar but still bad. His sunken cheeks and ginormous, bald head. He’s just ugly, nothing can help him.

Godzilla@1989 said:
“Black Panther must win Best Picture! I tells ya!”
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Best Picture isn’t a category for “most popular” or “most talked about” nor “most woke” you fat turd. It’s a category for the films that best represent superior filmmmaking which isn’t Black Panther. BP is garbage cape shit and it’s not even the best cape shit. Which makes it extremely embarrassing that Blobb continues to promote it as being the best film of 2018.
 
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CervixHammer said:
new profile picture: looks like he was going for The Terminator, but still comes off as The Predator. :tomgirl:
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No, he comes off as post-death Steve Jobs if they cut holes into his body and crammed it full of sawdust, then set a pair of cheap sunglasses on it. It's the only way to explain why the top layer of his face looks as gaunt as that of a cancer patient while everything from the cheekbones on back looks like an overfilled sausage.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
It’s better than the piss avatar but still bad. His sunken cheeks and ginormous, bald head. He’s just ugly, nothing can help him.


Best Picture isn’t a category for “most popular” or “most talked about” nor “most woke” you fat turd. It’s a category for the films that best represent superior filmmmaking which isn’t Black Panther. BP is garbage cape shit and it’s not even the best cape shit. Which makes it extremely embarrassing that Blobb continues to promote it as being the best film of 2018.
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His new profile picture reminds me of a child molester that got down raping a little girl in his van.

Also, Black Panther winning Best Picture would make Crash and Shakespeare in Love largely better in comparison.
 
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I don't get how Bob continues fellating Black Panther and I wonder how the hell he'd react to the Oscars if it lost.


Honestly Black Panther is not that good of a movie to warrant an oscar as while it briefly touched upon issues of oppression, it's not really deserving of best picture as it is mediocre on a technical level, and is just a mediocre Marvel movie in the long run. If any Marvel movie were to win best picture from 2018, wouldn't Infinity War make more sense as it is more well done on a technical level and had a major impact on cinema as it is pretty much the result of the "cinematic universe" technique that Marvel had perfected into a satisfying beginning of the end ordeal. Granted, I can see why it would not be deserving of a best picture as deep down it is a popcorn flick, but if a Marvel movie had to be nominated for best picture, Infinity War makes more sense than Black Panther.
 
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If Bob wants Black Panther to win Best Picture; then what he's literally doing is making films like The Greatest Show on Earth, Crash, Slumdog Millionaire, and Forrest Gump look like way better films by comparison.
 
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Truthboi said:
I don't get how Bob continues fellating Black Panther and I wonder how the hell he'd react to the Oscars if it lost.


Honestly Black Panther is not that good of a movie to warrant an oscar as while it briefly touched upon issues of oppression, it's not really deserving of best picture as it is mediocre on a technical level, and is just a mediocre Marvel movie in the long run. If any Marvel movie were to win best picture from 2018, wouldn't Infinity War make more sense as it is more well done on a technical level and had a major impact on cinema as it is pretty much the result of the "cinematic universe" technique that Marvel had perfected into a satisfying beginning of the end ordeal. Granted, I can see why it would not be deserving of a best picture as deep down it is a popcorn flick, but if a Marvel movie had to be nominated for best picture, Infinity War makes more sense than Black Panther.
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Black Panther doesn't even rate within the top 5 of fucking Marvel movies. It's a generic middle of the pack cape movie hobbled by the fact that it's magical super science civilization is absurd even by capeshit standards. The only redeeming feature to it is it almost but not quite admits to just how fucking evil its "heroic super science civilization" is. That it is the tyrannical authoritarian technocratic bourgeoisie that violently suppresses the starving third world black people just outside their borders. The heroes are the ones that quite literally Built The Wall to keep the unwashed ignorant smelly immigrants out, and installed laser beams to make sure it did the job. This is what Bob celebrates as "the years best cultural conversation driver". Ummm Bob? I don't think that that conversation is what you think it is?

Also with regard to Bob's oddly gaunt/fat look. I still don't rule out raging Syphilis. We'll know for sure when his nose drops off!
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
“Black Panther must win Best Picture! I tells ya!”
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I don't think he has seen the favorite. There are a few very tame sex scenes that show pretty much nothing. The most explicit part if probably a naked dude getting hit by some pieces of fruit in a completely non-sex scene. Searching through his twitter finds that he hasn't mentioned the movie until now.

it should absolutely win best picture over black panther.
 
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Truthboi said:
I don't get how Bob continues fellating Black Panther and I wonder how the hell he'd react to the Oscars if it lost.


Honestly Black Panther is not that good of a movie to warrant an oscar as while it briefly touched upon issues of oppression, it's not really deserving of best picture as it is mediocre on a technical level, and is just a mediocre Marvel movie in the long run. If any Marvel movie were to win best picture from 2018, wouldn't Infinity War make more sense as it is more well done on a technical level and had a major impact on cinema as it is pretty much the result of the "cinematic universe" technique that Marvel had perfected into a satisfying beginning of the end ordeal. Granted, I can see why it would not be deserving of a best picture as deep down it is a popcorn flick, but if a Marvel movie had to be nominated for best picture, Infinity War makes more sense than Black Panther.
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It’s the same reasons why he stans for James Gunn. Blobb has a mental illness, he’s obsessed with appearing woke, defending those poor black people, and sticking it to Trump and the conservative/alt-right/gamer gate/Nazi/trolls that got him fired from V1 of the Escapist.

He’s also a garbage movie reviewer with bad takes.
 
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sticking it to Trump and the conservative/alt-right/gamer gate/Nazi/trolls that got him fired from V1 of the Escapist.
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The face that he thinks they coast him a living paycheck when he himself did it is hysterical. I seriously wonder still where he gets the idea about right=bad, left=good. Maybe it was those Marxist literature classes he took in college.
 
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Black Panther doesn't even rate within the top 5 of fucking Marvel movies. It's a generic middle of the pack cape movie hobbled by the fact that it's magical super science civilization is absurd even by capeshit standards. The only redeeming feature to it is it almost but not quite admits to just how fucking evil its "heroic super science civilization" is. That it is the tyrannical authoritarian technocratic bourgeoisie that violently suppresses the starving third world black people just outside their borders. The heroes are the ones that quite literally Built The Wall to keep the unwashed ignorant smelly immigrants out, and installed laser beams to make sure it did the job. This is what Bob celebrates as "the years best cultural conversation driver". Ummm Bob? I don't think that that conversation is what you think it is?

Also with regard to Bob's oddly gaunt/fat look. I still don't rule out raging Syphilis. We'll know for sure when his nose drops off!
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wouldn't bob have had to have had sex at least once in his life in order to catch that? I thought he was almost as big an incel as Dobson.
 
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This much views with 1.1 million subs? :stress: Hot damn, no wonder! I wouldn't be surprised if more bots subscribed to Chipman the Hutt
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This is a bit OT to main issue at hand but just yesterday I tried to unsubscribe from some old shit channels that are either dead or I wish they were dead. You'd think that would be easy, to just bulk unsubscribe? No, the best you'll get is a list of your subscription and you have to manually unsub from each and every one. And there's confirmation prompt for click you make.

So if you, like me, subscribed to many people, it's a huge chance I won't bother to unsubscribe. So you have my +1 to subscriber counter, but I'll never watch your video.

I think the views of video / subscription base is the best ratio to check channel's health. But it would have to operate with a cut off time since the long tail will break the math sooner or later.

So, for Bob:

Santa The Movie: 19k view (1 week)
Spiderverse: 58k (1 week)
Border: 19k (2 weeks)
Green Book: 23k (2 weeks)

So, for 134k subscribers you get 0.14,0.42, 0.14, and 0.17

To spare you my bullshit, here's Red Letter Media health.

1 day: 0.40 (!)
1 week: 0.84
2 weeks: 0.77
3 weeks: 0.84

Sorry, for the surplus :autism:, shit's compiling so I have time to burn.
 
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wouldn't bob have had to have had sex at least once in his life in order to catch that? I thought he was almost as big an incel as Dobson.
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He payed for a transexual prostitute (they are the cheapest), and had a tough time trying to get a hard on (due to his diabetes).
In the middle of said pathetic spectacle the tranny gave his money back and kissed him on the cheek.
So he's the first man to be pity kissed by a tranny hooker.
 
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He payed for a transexual prostitute (they are the cheapest), and had a tough time trying to get a hard on (due to his diabetes).
In the middle of said pathetic spectacle the tranny gave his money back and kissed him on the cheek.
So he's the first man to be pity kissed by a tranny hooker.
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You know, Brianna Wu does live only a couple towns over...
 
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