Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

That's essentially it. It's not enough for Bob that Spawn is a comic book series that has diverse characters in it. The entire identity of the characters and the book itself has to also be about how oppressed they are by white people.

Bob is white. I wish he'd stop oppressing people of color. STOP IT, BOB.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is white. I wish he'd stop oppressing people of color. STOP IT, BOB.

Would it be wrong of me to say Bob’s a racist?

 

[RockVolnutt]

So uh.....if the Electoral College was created as "racist gerrymandering" then who would Bob say this was originally aimed at? Like was there some hundreds of years old plot to make "fly over country" into "Insta-win" land and for what reason? I'd need him to walk me through this chain of thought.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

14000 views from a channel with 1.1 million subscribers.

On twitter he was using Spawn as an example of something ridiculous and that's bad, but then demands quirky and ridiculous from his games.

He keeps talking about the game awards as if they are respected and mainstream when it's a advertiser fueled corporate circle jerk and everybody knows it. But Bob is not out of touch.

This much views with 1.1 million subs? Hot damn, no wonder! I wouldn't be surprised if more bots subscribed to Chipman the Hutt (similar to the subscriber count to either Buzzfeed or WatchMojo-- all three I mentioned are trash content which isn't a shock either).

The Escapist must really want that painful death if they think these are acceptable numbers for a channel of that many subscribers. It's painfully clear their audience HATE Bob. It's clear every time he posts a video, many jump ships. Any rational company would fire his ass on the spot because of underperforming results.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Bob consists of 100% hot air. He can ramble on until the inevitable heat death of the universe, and it would add absolutely nothing to the conversation. The only reason Bob even has views is because he joined YouTube early on, when the bar was really low. For all the talk Bob spews about the obsolete wasteland ghouls evolving, he hasn't evolved one bit after the bar for quality YouTube videos kept getting higher and higher. He's basically the guy who points a consumer grade video camera at the screen in an era where capture cards are the norm.

Can confirm, I used to post my RPG story videos back in like 2007-2008 for my groups before I deleted them and gave up on Youtube. Sure I was getting subscribers, but I had a sick feeling in my gut I didn't want to do Youtube. Years later you look at anyone's comment section and it's pure cancer. All I did was quick five-minute videos too. If you touched it out you could gain a good niche in whatever you wanted to do back then.

The Escapist must really want that painful death if they think these are acceptable numbers for a channel of that many subscribers. It's painfully clear their audience HATE Bob. It's clear every time he posts a video, many jump ships. Any rational company would fire his ass on the spot because of underperforming results.

You see a lot of people sticking around for Yahtzee. Bob makes them wonder if they should just give up and unsub.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So uh.....if the Electoral College was created as "racist gerrymandering" then who would Bob say this was originally aimed at? Like was there some hundreds of years old plot to make "fly over country" into "Insta-win" land and for what reason? I'd need him to walk me through this chain of thought.

Bob DOES know that when the Electoral College was set up, anyone other than white male property owners couldn't vote, right? The Founding Fathers certainly weren't thinking about screwing over future black/urban voters in the event they ever won the vote for themselves.

I also wonder if Bob has ever been anywhere outside of a city. Last I checked, rural areas in my region were full of farms and mines. (Bob seems to think they're desert zones full of Mad Max Hillbillies zooming around on dirtbikes and shooting stop signs full of bullet holes.) Rural areas that don't have anything in them are usually owned by Bob's precious US Government. If Bob should be mad at anybody, it should be affluent whites living in the suburbs, since those are the people who pulled the lever most often for Trump.

There's only one reason Bob and the dimmest of the Democrats want to do away with the Electoral College: because they don't think rural areas have anything to offer them. They think robots/Chinese and Mexican peasant laborers are going to give them all of their resources and food. Boy shucks howdy I do wish supply lines into every major city could be cut off for a few days, just to teach those sneering, ivory tower dwellers just how dependent they are on the cornshucking crackers they look down upon...

 

[LaughingJoke]

Question Bob wants a Global Government a world with no borders so Asians make up 60% of the Global population wouldn't whitey be a minority group in Bob's world?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I don't remember Ben ever having to be hospitalized for "exhaustion" because he appeared at too many convention panels Bob.

It still grinds my gears a bit to think that Bob burdened the Canadian healthcare system.

Would it be wrong of me to say Bob’s a racist?

No. You're right on the money. Bob's method of racism is the more benign of form of "lowered expectations" where minorities need protection from a "mighty whitey" like himself.

 

[LN 910]

Wait Bob has over a million subs? In what universe is there a million people who can stomach his Boston drawl?

 

[Koby_Fish]

It still grinds my gears a bit to think that Bob burdened the Canadian healthcare system.



No. You're right on the money. Bob's method of racism is the more benign of form of "lowered expectations" where minorities need protection from a "mighty whitey" like himself.

Unless he had traveller's insurance (which I wonder, because pre-existing beetus), Bob would have had to pay for any hospital stay in Canada. Thankfully Canadian taxpayers would not have been dinged for it.

Good lord, does Bob have a White Saviour complex to beat Andrew Dobson's, or what? Who does he think he is, the second coming of Marlon "Great White Father" Brando?! He certainly has the bulk and the health problems to qualify.

 

[Knyttet]

Wait Bob has over a million subs? In what universe is there a million people who can stomach his Boston drawl?

The Escapist has over a million subs. Not Bob's own channel.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Question Bob wants a Global Government a world with no borders so Asians make up 60% of the Global population wouldn't whitey be a minority group in Bob's world?

Yes, but they'd be an evil minority. Like the Afrikaners, they'd owe for the sins of their ancestors.

 

[LN 910]

The Escapist has over a million subs. Not Bob's own channel.

Oh, that's really funny then. They don't care.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Nice to see Bob's broken clock moment with the Sixth Rambo movie.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob DOES know that when the Electoral College was set up, anyone other than white male property owners couldn't vote, right? The Founding Fathers certainly weren't thinking about screwing over future black/urban voters in the event they ever won the vote for themselves.

Here's another point that I just thought of thanks to @RockVolnutt post early: the flyover states weren't even apart of the country yet when the Electoral College began. The thirteen colonies were still the only thing that made up the country.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Here's another point that I just thought of thanks to @RockVolnutt post early: the flyover states weren't even apart of the country yet when the Electoral College began. The thirteen colonies were still the only thing that made up the country.

The Electoral College was the key compromise that allowed the nation to form. It was to prevent New York, Massachusetts and Virginia from simply ruling the other states such as Vermont, Delaware, etc. Without it the Carolinas would have walked taking the South with them. I can’t see anything much has changed in that regard in 200+ years.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I feel like Bob and the other Democrats are only bitching about the Electoral College because they didn't win it. If they did in 2020, they will argue that they should be kept.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Black Panther must win Best Picture! I tells ya!”

 

[Judge Dredd]

So Black Panther winning an oscar is like 911 or the JFK assassination? I think he might be overstating it's importance just a tad.

And who goes to the bar to watch the oscars? Boxing, yes. Football, certainly. But I've never seen a bar host the oscars. Maybe it's an American thing?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Black Panther winning an oscar is like 911 or the JFK assassination? I think he might be overstating it's importance just a tad.

And who goes to the bar to watch the oscars? Boxing, yes. Football, certainly. But I've never seen a bar host the oscars. Maybe it's an American thing?

I've never been to a bar that didn't show sports. Probably one of those specialty bars that you have to huff farts to get in.