Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why would a superior future include incessantly angry obese film critics, diabetics, or basement dwellers?

Wouldn’t society weed out those bad qualities so that people could live life without such negativity?
Of course not, it would be filled with IT technicians, engineers, and technicians. Be right back, gonna punch in my card for the superior future.
 
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Oscar nominations are tomorrow, can’t wait.

Will we get an “academy knows WHO to vote for the RIGHT outcome” tweets tomorrow from the basement ogre in regards to Black Panther?
 
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but dont worry his support of eugenics 7 years ago was just a "joke"
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take it from bob, a man who hasn't learned green screen keying in 10+ years of being a professional youtube reviewer
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take it from bob, a man who hasn't learned green screen keying in 10+ years of being a professional youtube reviewer
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Bob Chipman, a man who has demonstrated to not only not know when a number of historical events happened but has also shown to not know when events he was ALIVE to witness happened, is criticizing someone else for historical inaccuracy.

Which really isn't historical inaccuracy by the way. The guy just switched one notoriously known type of death camp for another.
 
Oscar nominations are tomorrow, can’t wait.

Will we get an “academy knows WHO to vote for the RIGHT outcome” tweets tomorrow from the basement ogre in regards to Black Panther?
It’s sadly will get nominated, though I would see it as a way to boost ratings. However, I would love to see him rage if it gets blown out by not winning all of its 9 or 11 nominations.
 
Still rambling about Covington while invoking his superior future nonsense.

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Dear god. I know this is awful thing to say, but vile tweets like these make me wonder if napalming the eastern half of Massachusetts would be a BAD thing. Though the one silver lining I see in this is that Bob is never going to pursue teaching as a career so the damage he will cause on the minds of the youth will be limited though god(s) help his niece and nephew.
 
Dear god. I know this is awful thing to say, but vile tweets like these make me wonder if napalming the eastern half of Massachusetts would be a BAD thing. Though the one silver lining I see in this is that Bob is never going to pursue teaching as a career so the damage he will cause on the minds of the youth will be limited though god(s) help his niece and nephew.

That is wrong, Bob Chipman is just a massive dumbass who takes out his frustrations with himself onto a society he deems has wronged him. Bob is clearly in the wrong with the new information about that DC fiasco not painting the narrative in a good light where it was caused by dumbass Black Israelites being their normal, hateful selves and the Native American man being one who has a history of stirring the pot. Bob just needs to lose his Twitter, his "job", and his mario collection and then perhaps with those out of the way he will finally start to chill the fuck out.
 
I can imagine what will happen if Bob calls a guy with a MAGA hat subhuman.

He'd never do that in public because he'd piss himself at the idea that he could be held accountable for his actions. I bet that Bob is one of those kinds of guys who is as quiet as a church mouse in "hostile territory" and as belligerent as a foghorn in any place where he thinks his message would be accepted. My hope is that Bob's car will one day break down on a deserted road and the only building close by where he can seek assistance is a Biker Bar filled with MAGA-Hat wearing ex-Army veterans. I know it will just kill Bob to have to sit at the bar and wait for help for hours on end without being able to tweet on his precious smartphone. Or to have to put up with people whose very speech and appearance fry his amygdala to a thin, blackened crisp. Perhaps the fear of this very scenario happening to him is the thing that keeps him from leaving his basement...
 
He'd never do that in public because he'd piss himself at the idea that he could be held accountable for his actions. I bet that Bob is one of those kinds of guys who is as quiet as a church mouse in "hostile territory" and as belligerent as a foghorn in any place where he thinks his message would be accepted. My hope is that Bob's car will one day break down on a deserted road and the only building close by where he can seek assistance is a Biker Bar filled with MAGA-Hat wearing ex-Army veterans. I know it will just kill Bob to have to sit at the bar and wait for help for hours on end without being able to tweet on his precious smartphone. Or to have to put up with people whose very speech and appearance fry his amygdala to a thin, blackened crisp. Perhaps the fear of this very scenario happening to him is the thing that keeps him from leaving his basement...
It would be a triggering experience for him to having to face reality with these people.
 
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Still rambling about Covington while invoking his superior future nonsense.

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That is wrong, Bob Chipman is just a massive dumbass who takes out his frustrations with himself onto a society he deems has wronged him. Bob is clearly in the wrong with the new information about that DC fiasco not painting the narrative in a good light where it was caused by dumbass Black Israelites being their normal, hateful selves and the Native American man being one who has a history of stirring the pot. Bob just needs to lose his Twitter, his "job", and his mario collection and then perhaps with those out of the way he will finally start to chill the fuck out.

That's what is funny is that with all this, Bob is apparently not putting together that the minorities he wants to bring over to America... are often religious!

Or that the Black Israelites (again - minorities) were being every bit the "backwards subhumans" Bob rants about according to the standards of Bob with their homophobic slurs. Or that the ones saying "go back to ___ this is OUR land" were the native americans. The MAGA kids were far more in line with Bob's "superior" standards given they were arguing with these points in the video.

That must be what's driving Bob bonkers. The "good" people are the ones behaving most inferior while the "bad" people behaved superior.

But then that's what happens when you have an over-simplistic worldview. You then find yourself in a logical contradiction.

(again: note that all of the above is looking at the situation per Bob's stated standards - it is in no way the actual belief of any robots here on kiwifarms as all of you are equally inferior to us - it's just a mental exercise)
 
That must be what's driving Bob bonkers. The "good" people are the ones behaving most inferior while the "bad" people behaved superior.

What's driving Bob bonkers (hah! like he wasn't already there) is just that his side is taking a big fucking L over this debacle, 48 hours after taking another big L when the latest media blitz about how We Got the Orange Man This Time For Realz! blew up in their faces. That's it. That's all there is to it. Bob cannot ever be wrong, especially about white male God-botherers from the Wasteland, so he's just fuming and bloviating and digging his hole deeper.

Speaking of which, gosh, wouldn't it be just awful if someone contacted the Covington kids' pro bono attorneys and pointed them to this feed by a supposed opinion journalist demonstrating all this actual malice toward his clients?
 
What's driving Bob bonkers (hah! like he wasn't already there) is just that his side is taking a big fucking L over this debacle, 48 hours after taking another big L when the latest media blitz about how We Got the Orange Man This Time For Realz! blew up in their faces. That's it. That's all there is to it. Bob cannot ever be wrong, especially about white male God-botherers from the Wasteland, so he's just fuming and bloviating and digging his hole deeper.

Speaking of which, gosh, wouldn't it be just awful if someone contacted the Covington kids' pro bono attorneys and pointed them to this feed by a supposed opinion journalist demonstrating all this actual malice toward his clients?


Hell, I'm thinking of reporting Bob to the SPLC and Mossad for using the term "concentration camp" to describe a detainment center where children are separated and housed away from their potential child trafficker rapists. Something tells me if Bob were kidnapped Eichmann-style and dumped in an Israeli prison for trivializing the holocaust, no one would really miss him.
 
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