Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well, there is that. And his total void of charisma. And his absolute lack of physical attractiveness. His dreadful sense of humor. His atrocious speaking style. His laughable ignorance of history, policy, culture, the different concerns of the many regions of his own nation, and pretty much everything except some irrelevant niches of pop culture. His apparent growing inability to put in long hours. His inability to think strategically, or to behave diplomatically in any way, shape, or form to people who disagree with him, much less challenge him.

I'm sorry, why are we even having this discussion?
At least he would unite both sides to own him.
 
TL;DW: Bob rants about Ghostbusters 2016 hate (Again)

Bob sidenotes that REALLY THAT GOOD: STAR WARS is still being worked on, this video is a little snack while his audience waits for the main dish. Said dish has been cooking for 6 months ever since he revealed he was gonna do it, but hey, what do I know about making 3 hour video essays?

Bob first talks about the Ghostbusters 3 teaser, then Instantly goes on a tangent about the negative reception Fembusters got and views the hate as them being Obsessive and spiteful after all these years. At 1:53 He addresses "Those" pictures of him, Defensively claims he only wore the costumes on Halloween/Conventions years ago, and counter claims that those who harp on him for his costume choice are the real pathetic ones. During 3:22 He is excited about Ghostbusters 3 but knows that the people he doesn't like are also excited, and then tells his audience not to let that make them angry. (HA!)

Bob then defends that Fembusters is only "okay" but feels the hate for it so overblown. He Fembusters story and action scenes feel disconnected. His explanation on this is that it's simply a symptom of modern Hollywood's desire to put in costly CG effects and rush out movies with minimal time to develop for maximum profit, thus guaranteed Fembusters' story felt half-baked.

Suddenly jokes that he's rambling but doesn't stop.

Bob discusses why people get so fanatical about this as he believes they are not so much in love with the Ghostbusters movies but more in love with the Ghostbusters brand, cartoon, and toys. Then he bitches about the Max Landis draft of Ghostbusters 3. He tells his audience that it's too fanservicey and knows the fans would want to eat it up and absolutely detest any kind of new twist on the old formula.

Bob finally at the last minute gets back on track and speculates Ghostbusters 3 will have Kid ghostbusters with the old cast as mentors.

He surmises that he is mildly hyped and knows that the "Incel 4chan assholes" is hyped too, but will not stop him from enjoying Ghostbusters 3.
 
“I hope your life is ruined for believing James Gunn is a pedophile!!”

Wow, that’s almost as bad as his genocidal rage against white middle America. It’s also completely healthy to say such a thing to a random person and not at all proof Blobb is mentally unstable and a sociopath.

Also, more proof he’s still very much mad over being fired from Escapist V1. I wonder if he’s also talking about Chelsea and other goober grape “victims” that are unhirable and oddly coincidentally have horribly anti-social personalities like Blobb.

Gee wonder if the two are connected....
 
Fembusters story and action scenes feel disconnected. His explanation on this is that it's simply a symptom of modern Hollywood's desire to put in costly CG effects and rush out movies with minimal time to develop for maximum profit, thus guaranteed Fembusters' story felt half-baked.

I'm no expert in film making, but I thought the problem was the opposite of what Bob said? That films have gotten so expensive that they need to break box office records just to make their money back, and because there's so much money on the line the producers and committees don't want anything that isn't a sure thing. Either not knowing or not caring that no one likes film-by-committee shit and social justice shit.

Bob discusses why people get so fanatical about this as he believes they are not so much in love with the Ghostbusters movies but more in love with the Ghostbusters brand, cartoon, and toys.

When did Bob leave the Escapist and get a job at the cinema as a projector?

Bob finally at the last minute gets back on track and speculates Ghostbusters 3 will have Kid ghostbusters with the old cast as mentors.

This has been known since the Sony e-mail leak that this was going to be the general story of Ghostbusters 3.

Bob virtue signals about how great She-Ra and Spider-Verse are. I've not seen anyone talk about She-Ra or Spider-Verse outside social justice Twitter so I don't know if they're any good. But as with Black Panther, when the only selling point I hear is "there's lesbians/black people/gay people in it" then I have no interest in watching it.

At 1:53 He addresses "Those" pictures of him,
I think it's all but confirmed that he reads this thread.
 
I think it's all but confirmed that he reads this thread.
Possible, but I imagine that enough people confront him with them on Twitter (clearly his preferred site to connect to the outside world) that he could only have a cursory knowledge of this site's existence. There's no shortage of places discussing Bob and his vision of a superior future.
 
Speaking of pathetic, bob got into a slap fight over James Gunn.

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It’s just as exceptional as you’d think it would be.

I feel sympathy for ZoidsBN as he sounds like he really believes that Bob can be talked out of acting exceptional. Bob's stubborn inability to listen to advice which would make him a well-rounded person is only exceeded by Chris-chan's inability to do the same. When your entire self-worth hinges on you ignoring reality, you're not only doomed to suffer the consequences of your beliefs, you're also rendered incapable of changing them. Also, I highly doubt that mean people online impacted Bob's career in any way. It was Bob's own actions that got him fired from the Escapist, and if he ever experiences any sort of downfall, I'm 110 percent sure it will be because of his own actions, not because some flyover ghoul in a MAGA hat put some kind of Pepe the Frog curse on him.
 
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I'm sorry, why are we even having this discussion?

His political career would essentially be over the second people asked him to comment on his more bizarre statements:

"Is it true that you once blamed the election of Donald Trump as President for us not growing wheat on the moon?"

"Have you at any point advocated turning all of New York state into a Manhattan-style place?"

"Candidate Chipman, do you really think FPS games caused the 9/11 attacks?"
 

This shit pissed me off so much.

Why do these idiots think Trump is putting the "kids in cages" in the first place? Just because he's evil and feasts on the tears of the brown? No you dumbasses! It's because there was a problem with human trafficking!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...33a4d31bcc8_story.html?utm_term=.ded192b88b87
The report was released ahead of a hearing Thursday before the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, which Portman co-chairs with Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.). It detailed nearly 30 cases where unaccompanied children had been trafficked after federal officials released them to sponsors or where there were “serious trafficking indicators.”
Note that that is the Washington fucking Post. Not exactly known as a right-wing rag. So shut up you dumbasses unless you have a plan on how to keep kids out of the hands of modern day slavers.
 
“You’re a racist if you disagree with me and Russ about Obama’s politics!”
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Fast and Furious/DBZ Sperging.
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“REE! Trump!”
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Ignorant about the Yellow Vast protests
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TRIGGERED!
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