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You'd think a nigh-fascist Darwinian who spergs endlessly about "proper evolution" would know that.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You'd think a nigh-fascist Darwinian who spergs endlessly about "proper evolution" would know that.
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I... I honestly don't know how to react.
Is he trying to get us to kill him last?
(at this point it's a race between robot or diabetes anyway)
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There's something incredibly fart-sniffing about people who say things like "we're just hairless apes on a spinning rock in the vastness of space!". I can understand this kind of nihilistic attitude from a 13 year old who's just starting to think about the nature of the universe, but considering his age Bob should know better. The irony of this is that if someone described Mario games as "nothing more than code in a computer program", Bob would scream bloody murder about how you're minimising the significance of it and that it should be respected as a piece of art.
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"Don't fantasize about hurting robots..." from the guy who has to prevent himself from wanting literally everyone he doesn't personally care about to drop off the planet and die. (Unsuccessfully, it seems.)
Humans are interesting as shit, they constantly do interesting things like build civilizations, make art, have sex, explore the planet and then go for space, and yes, even fight. I don't understand the idea that Humans are worthless unless they are all perfect and moral and share your political opinions. Although to be fair Bob probably only feels this way because he is a psychopath.
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Calling humanity worthless because they don't share your political beliefs and taste in pop culture is one of the most laughable things one could conjure up to say and think.
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Isn't this the fat cunt who wrote a book and has dedicated his life to the glorification of a game where you spend a large portion killing turtles?
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Definitely not a foot race, though.
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You may not have noticed this but Bob isn't one for consistency.
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Then again, this is the same guy who wishes hell on farmers because they don't agree with him politically. The hilarious part comes that in Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns, you can get a Mario outfit for the playable character if they are male, and a Peach outfit if they are female. The entire game revolves around farming.
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This is a bit off topic and spergy, but I just got out of Green Book, which, along with Bohemian Rhapsody, is getting under Bob's skin this Oscar season. I thought it was a very nice and earnest movie that I can see why Bob doesn't like it because its essentially two people from different races and backgrounds founding common ground and seeing people come to terms with their flaws. To me, while not without its flaws, I thought it had a better message about race relations than Black Panther.
Bob, of course, would never relate to these kinds of films because it would make him challenge his ideological beliefs and find middle ground with the other side.
Bob, of course, would never relate to these kinds of films because it would make him challenge his ideological beliefs and find middle ground with the other side.
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I think he's like Vinesause Vinny in that he wants Mario to be voiced by Lou Albano (who did the voice in the Super Mario Super Show) forever.
We know Bob believed The Super Mario Super Show was canon and hates Yoshi's Island for retconing it, why would he not sperg about the voice actor too?
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Was that when it retconned the fact that it never took place in Brooklyn?
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I find it hypocritical that Bob is sperging out over Bohemian Rhapsody for a pedo director but will turn a blind eye if that director were on his side.
Like Bohemian Rhapsody is a bad movie but Bob is sperging about it for the worst reasons (DIRECTOR BAD, BLACK PANTHER WIN!)
Like Bohemian Rhapsody is a bad movie but Bob is sperging about it for the worst reasons (DIRECTOR BAD, BLACK PANTHER WIN!)
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And he just happens to be doing this while he continues to sperg non-stop about the firing of James Gunn, a director who has plenty evidence attached to his name of being a sexual predator.
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That movie had a lot of production problems because of Singer being axed for his behavior and the result was tone deaf, but Bob saying it’s bad because of the controversy Singer is stupid.
I would love to see his reaction when there’s a bombshell report that exposes Gunn as a sexual predator.
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I wonder what would happen if there is a video showing Gunn diddling very young kids and it was 100% accurate. How would Bob even react to that?
If Bob hated Bohemian Rhapsody for how it was very inaccurate to the life of Freddie Mercury and made his life out to be some generic music band drama then it would be more understandable, but he had to go full retard over the director. I hope Green Book wins to piss Bob off.
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I hope so too. I would also like to see Roma win over BP, though that’s unlikely given the Oscars not caring to give Best Picture to a streaming service movie and a non-English language film.
Bob’s reaction if there is evidence of Gunn would be identical to the shit that happened with Devin Faraci.
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The sick thing about Bob is that he likely doesn't actually care about the sexual assault allegations against Bryan Singer. He's just pissed off that a film that Singer directed is competition for a film award against a mediocre superhero film that Bob loves only because it has black actors in it.
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To me that’s the most appalling of all the praise it has gotten.
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Does Bob have a hate-on against Singer's X-Men movies? There's definitely something animating him besides moral outrage. We know he doesn't give a shit about someone being a predator based on his silence on Devin Faraci.
As for Gunn, don't forget he takes it personally because 1) he interviewed Gunn before Gunn hit it really big and 2) Gunn was targeted by Trump supporters, making anything that happens to him unfair and illegitimate. Remember, Bob never does anything because of principles, because he has none.
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