Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Iceland Heavy]

Today's eugenics rant.

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'Haha humanity sucks and even just being a cool edgy apathetic mistanthrope online is so much effort when I could be actively wishing death on huge swathes of people which I do anyway'

t. delusional seething neckbeard bewildered by the mindsets of complete sociopaths far better at hiding it than he is and the odd optimistic, genuinely good person

 

[LaughingJoke]

Today's eugenics rant.

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So sleep lost out and being an Asshole it is.

 

[Count groudon]

Today's eugenics rant.

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Ah, so once again Bob is on his man-period and foaming at the mouth because he saw a guy with a MAGA hat sitting down to a weekend dinner with his wife and child whilst he was in his booth alone with 10 plates stacked high with as much food as the table could hold.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Today's eugenics rant.

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The best part is this is a man who calls other people "visionless".

Humanity is one of the most beautiful things even in our lowest failures. Tragedy is needed to know just how outstanding our triumphs can be. One should consider just how many countless accidents needed to occur to result in you reading this post, or even life itself, from the uncaring void we all spawned from. You'll realize just how everything is connected, from the smallest mite to the tallest giant, as you think about how fragile getting to this very moment in time is. From nothing we've built societies lasting thousands of years, created art, became masters of the atom, and dream of the stars.

All anyone has is the hope for a better tomorrow and the will to see their convictions through. You won't always make the best choices but at least they are YOUR choice.

 

[Flexo]

The best part is this is a man who calls other people "visionless".

Humanity is one of the most beautiful things even in our lowest failures. Tragedy is needed to know just how outstanding our triumphs can be. One should consider just how many countless accidents needed to occur to result in you reading this post, or even life itself, from the uncaring void we all spawned from. You'll realize just how everything is connected, from the smallest mite to the tallest giant, as you think about how fragile getting to this very moment in time is. From nothing we've built societies lasting thousands of years, created art, became masters of the atom, and dream of the stars.

All anyone has is the hope for a better tomorrow and the will to see their convictions through. You won't always make the best choices but at least they are YOUR choice.

I know I get that way whenever I look in the mirror and see humanity's greatest creation.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

So I continued looking around Chris's YouTube channel. Not much else, but there was another film the two shot that goes way back to 1998.

Sure enough, we now have a glimpse of Bob as a teenager.
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I never saw a Bobby Hill buzz cut with 5 inch bangs pulled from the very back before. What the hell.

 

[BScCollateral]

What kind of "important doctor's appointment" is it even possible to miss by ten minutes? I've never met a doctor who was such a stickler for schedules that they'd refuse to see a patient who was running late because of traffic. Shit, that might even be considered patient abandonment.

Nobody ever got into trouble for being ten minutes late unless you're launching a rocket to Venus. The only way I'd buy that is if this were Strike 3.

 

[BlueSpark]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

 

[GarthVader]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

It looks like one of those cringy youth organizations that visited elementary schools and did "Say no to drugs" raps.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

With such an entertaining group of content creators on it's staff, I'm shocked the Escapist has lasted as long as it has.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

It looks like a White Supremacist Rally. Complete with racist Gang Sign. (hey don't look at me like that. This is clearly as racist a signal as the OK sign.)

 

[LaughingJoke]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

Escapist Expo 2012 September 14-16 Bob jumps doing Gungham Style on September 14th Mentawai Islands Indonesia suffers very strong Earthquake now I'm not blaming Bob but if this fat fuck ever gets to a mosh pit we can all kiss our asses goodbye.

 

[Mola Ram]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

Fun bit of trivia: every woman who has ever watched this has felt their ovaries shrivel up and blow away like Julian Glover at the end of Last Crusade.

 

[Count groudon]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

The man who will guide us to the superiah fyoocha everyone.

Jesus, I was actually scared Bob was gonna knock himself out with his own moobs.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

Good grief, the thumbnail alone is so bad that I got second hand embarrassment.

 

[Rei is shit]

Todays example of zero self awareness

And mario sperging

 

[Knyttet]

And mario sperging
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He wants Mario to sound like Wario.

Really endears him to the children, I'm sure...

Hating on dolphins.



Black Panther sperging.


Emotional stability.

 

[Red Hood]

Hating on dolphins.

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Black Panther sperging.
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Emotional stability.
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Bob just hates dolphins because Ecco was a Sega mascot.

Don't get me wrong, dolphins are over-romanticized in their similarity to humans in the way chimps are on land and they do those things Bob listed because they don't really have a developed concept of morality or legality, but Bob seems unusually salty about this and my guess is that shellshocked console warrior Bob Chipman is secretly shaking his fist at a Sega property he hates.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

So seeing these old photos of Bob from 1998- 2012 and obviously current day... was he born 40 or what? Did he never have any youth at all? Maybe that + diabeetus is why he’s so angry..

 

[Emperor Julian]

Crosspost from the Jim Sterling thread, some prime cringe from 2012:

Whatever else can be said of Yaztee, he fucking left this little autism show. Also white fucking male much?

FFS Its an animal Bob they're all pretty brutal when push comes to shove. Natures a big murder pit were you fight till you drop. If anything the dolphins occasionally displaying positive emotions is nothing short of a miracle.