Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I see Brie Larson doing her damndest to turn herself into box office poison goes unmentioned.
I like remembering that time she had to delete an Instagram post after Stan's passing that was a thinly veiled attempt at compliment fishing for how she looked. People really didn't like that.
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I was going to say her and Bob would be a match since she’s as unlikeable as Bob.

Then I realized Bob’s still a virgin.
 
CM will do well thanks to name recognition alone due to generation idiocracy (Blobb essentially) liking only cape shit because that’s all their infantile brains can comprehend.

When the academy fails to honor BP we’re going have a massive Blobb blowout. Also, blackkklansman won’t win shit either.

It was a likeable movie but not Oscar worthy.
 
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CM will do well thanks to name recognition alone due to generation idiocracy (Blobb essentially) liking only cape shit because that’s all their infantile brains can comprehend.

When the academy fails to honor BP we’re going have a massive Blobb blowout. Also, blackkklansman won’t win shit either.

It was a likeable movie but not Oscar worthy.
Blackkklansman’s nominations feel like the Academy giving Spike Lee some recognition after not giving Do The Right Thing a Best Picture nomination in 1989.

Though it’ll win Best Adapted Screenplay, most likely giving Lee is Oscar moment.
 
Well considering she was in another box office darling A Wrinkle in Time, It looks like Disney are trying to make that kind of money considering they aren't having Brie Lawson keep somewhat quite.
She wasn’t in that movie. I think you’re referring to Reese Witherspoon.

Larson only mentioned A Wrinkle in Time at some dinner when she complained about white male critics.
 
She wasn’t in that movie. I think you’re referring to Reese Witherspoon.

Larson only mentioned A Wrinkle in Time at some dinner when she complained about white male critics.
Wrinkle in Time was a box office bomb because they threw out the main theme for the film adaptation, which is Christianity.
 
CM will do well thanks to name recognition alone due to generation idiocracy (Blobb essentially) liking only cape shit because that’s all their infantile brains can comprehend.

When the academy fails to honor BP we’re going have a massive Blobb blowout. Also, blackkklansman won’t win shit either.

It was a likeable movie but not Oscar worthy.

Name recognition? Outside of comic book fans, nobody don't know who the bitch is, much less know who Brie Larson is. There's some possibility that the movie just might bomb because Brie's whore mouth.
 
Name recognition? Outside of comic book fans, nobody don't know who the bitch is, much less know who Brie Larson is. There's some possibility that the movie just might bomb because Brie's whore mouth.
I think by name recognition it's because it is an MCU movie and considering she was teased in the biggest movie of the MCU's history last year, the movie will just make Ant Man/Doctor Strange levels of money.


As for Bob, I still question how he could think he has such a high ego. How did he even get it?
 
Wrinkle in Time was a box office bomb because they threw out the main theme for the film adaptation, which is Christianity.
It also looked like a Day-Glo acid hallucination, and not in a good way.

Oh and there was the woke racelifting. And throwing in an adopted relationship when in the book the whole point of the relationship was that only Meg had understood Charles Wallace since he was born. And Chris Pine was supposed to be a physicist on the level of Einstein.

A Wrinkle in Time was nothing less than the rape of an American literary treasure for bullshit politics. It deserved to tank, and it should have been buried in Bob's serial killer basement.
 
Name recognition? Outside of comic book fans, nobody don't know who the bitch is, much less know who Brie Larson is. There's some possibility that the movie just might bomb because Brie's whore mouth.
Captain Marvel = Marvel cape shit that people will go see regardless of the character because of the marvel name and advertising. This is not going to bomb because Brie Larson is a cunt, it will do as well as dr strange or ant man.
 
Name recognition? Outside of comic book fans, nobody don't know who the bitch is, much less know who Brie Larson is. There's some possibility that the movie just might bomb because Brie's whore mouth.
Name recognition is a bigger PR bomb than Disney has given credit for.
The mainstream boomer audience remembers Captain Marvel as Shazam, so they probably think Shazam and Captain Marvel are the same movie. Shazam also has the hit tv show to play off of with that crowd. The millennial audience has definitely never heard of Captain Marvel outside of the few that may have played Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 a decade ago.

As for Black Panther, it’s very obviously this year’s Fury Road. A decent popcorn flick that has no business winning any oscars, but will probably win like 7 of them because of progressivism, and Black Klansman could win because it’s this year’s Moonlight. Unless A Star Is Born wins for being this year’s La La Land.
Either way, this year’s nominations all suck. But if we’re lucky, Disney won’t win best animated feature for two of their worst releases since Inside Out(worst Pixar trash)
 
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Not to MCU sperg but unlike Black Panther, which at least had a charismatic actor who looked comfortable and convincing, Larson looks boring and miscasted as hell, and it doesn’t help that she virtue signaling hard against white male critics.

That’s not going to stop Bob from sprinting to theaters once it opens, despite his nonstop sperging about James Gunn being fires.

Bob has never sprinted towards anything. Especially since the beetus claimed his feet.
 
Preparing to shill hard for Captain Marvel the same style he gave Black Panther.
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Speaking of Black Panther.
https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019/02/18/oscars-inanity-war/
Short summary: “It must win because it’s about black people!”
God damn, I’m looking forward to Sunday night to see him sperg hard.

Maybe I'm an obsolete mayonnaise ghoul that's too stupid to understand Bob's superior logic, but something about it doesn't sound right to me.

  • Preemptively saying a film is going to be shit without seeing it first means you're "channer trash", "gamergate trash", and one of the "little people".
  • Preemptively saying a film is a 10/10 must see masterpiece without seeing it first is perfectly fine.
  • Preemptively saying you're not going to see the film is perfectly acceptable unless you're James Rofle.
  • Boycotting and brigading of a film won't have an effect on the box office.
  • Ghostbuster 2016 was only a failure at the box office because it was brigaded by channer trash, gamergate, and misogynist trolls.
  • Gamergate are desperate to try and prove "get woke go broke" despite there being a large amount of examples already.
 
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