Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Super-pets eh? Hey, anyone wanna tell Bobo that Supergirl and Superhorse were a romantic item during the silver age of comics?
To be fair, Comet was a human that was cursed and frequently shifted between being human, a centaur, and a horse. Found some posts of Bob's weird animal period.

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To be fair, Comet was a human that was cursed and frequently shifted between being human, a centaur, and a horse. Found some posts of Bob's weird animal period.

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at this point I have to wonder if Blob ever played with GI Joe and the phase where a good chunk of the Joe team in the 80s had "pets" (Shipwreck and Polly, Spirit and Freedom, Snake Eyes and Timber...)
 
To be fair, Comet was a human that was cursed and frequently shifted between being human, a centaur, and a horse. Found some posts of Bob's weird animal period.

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Jesus christ Bob, the bat dog and the Robins were invented to make the character more attractive to children, bat's would make terrible pets.
 
To be fair, Comet was a human that was cursed and frequently shifted between being human, a centaur, and a horse. Found some posts of Bob's weird animal period.

Yes. In the time Supergirl was having a relationship with a transforming centaur, she had no idea he was a horse.

Y'know, there was a "Supergirl's Boyfriend" story that had a germ of an interesting idea. The bad guys built a robot to be Supergirl's boyfriend to lure her into a trap, the robot is destroyed breaking her out of the trap, and as he's fading out she asks him why he saved her, and the robot says "I was designed to be your perfect boyfriend, therefore I love you." Actually kind of touching.
 
at this point I have to wonder if Blob ever played with GI Joe and the phase where a good chunk of the Joe team in the 80s had "pets" (Shipwreck and Polly, Spirit and Freedom, Snake Eyes and Timber...)

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It was 2009-20010.

For someone who loves to google to look smart, you'd think he'd at some point go "Oh, I'll google to see if anybody's done this idea before."

Y'know, there was a "Supergirl's Boyfriend" story that had a germ of an interesting idea. The bad guys built a robot to be Supergirl's boyfriend to lure her into a trap, the robot is destroyed breaking her out of the trap, and as he's fading out she asks him why he saved her, and the robot says "I was designed to be your perfect boyfriend, therefore I love you." Actually kind of touching.
Sorry, for today's age we'll have to make it "Supergirl's Girlfriend."
 
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It was 2009-20010.

For someone who loves to google to look smart, you'd think he'd at some point go "Oh, I'll google to see if anybody's done this idea before."


Sorry, for today's age we'll have to make it "Supergirl's Girlfriend."
To late in the 90's Peter David reintroduced Comet as a horse being who had two humans one male and one a gay female.
 
Fucking Bob "Being FAT does not kill fast enough" Chipman... how he still does not have to "Learn to code" is a mystery to me... like so many others...

Well at least from what i can get from the last video of his i've seen... either the Type 2 Diabetes is slowly killing him or he got Aids from a hooker.

Face falls into itself but he is still a fat fuck.
 
Curious question, what happen to the OP post that @neural made on this thread? I don’t think it’s on there anymore last time I check.
It probably got bounced out of its position, but it still exists in the thread (LINK).

IIRC, Null intends to eventually change the whole way OPs are made and maintained, and AFAIK, manually editing the database to put those OPs in the front is a PITA for him, so I don't think I will petition him again to get it restored until we know what's gonna happen on that front.

@Feline Darkmage, can you please add a notice to the original OP similar to what we did with Jake Alley's thread? Thanks.
 
at this point I have to wonder if Blob ever played with GI Joe and the phase where a good chunk of the Joe team in the 80s had "pets" (Shipwreck and Polly, Spirit and Freedom, Snake Eyes and Timber...)

I can't imagine Bob ever played with G.I. Joe. Hell, I can't imagine him playing with any of the big toy lines that were around when he was a kid.
 
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There's literally a scene in Batman Begins where Batman uses bats in the batcave to save the day, you don't even have to mention how many times that happens in the comics and animated series.

Did Bob even watch that movie? Bruce doesn't have "pet bats" because he's still scared by them but he perseveres anyways because that's what courage means.

Bob doesn't just miss out on basic plot points, he completely misses out on core story principles.

Also re: "None of the Avengers has pets"
Falcon has a pet falcon, it was just turned into a robot falcon for the movies (because drones).
Captain Marvel has a pet cat for fuck's sake, but I guess after defending the movie he didn't bother paying any attention to it.
Also how do you forget Ant-Man and his multiple ant minions??
 
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You know, with the amount of time Robert devotes to demonizing "channer culture" , I'm beginning to think he resents it because it took off a little and he got left behind when it was really his turn to be relevant as a capeshit otaku

Parallels to his constantly complaining about popular Bernie/trump taking the limelight away from hillary during her turn and an interesting observation that he makes sure to always call it "channer culture" rather than "chan" culture as if he really really wants to say a word ending in "-er" in the worst fucking way
 
I can't fault him for finding a Hellboy remake unnecessary. Stopped clocks and all that.

This is what I didn't get about the Hellboy remake. Since they've gotten a younger looking actor, wouldn't it work more as say a sort of prequel of where Hellboy fights the remains of the Nazis and their attempts to make "wunder waffles" or hell just be set during the Cold War and do something there.
 
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