Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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I am legitimately intrigued by the thought process behind this. What's his basis for saying that he "earned" this? Was he finishing his degree in rocket science when goobergrape got him fired from the Escapist? Was he some sort of AI programmer before DANG DIRTY TROLLS deleted his work? Even assuming the future he wants is somehow inevitable (lol) in what way was he contributing to it that would comprise "earning?"

And no, "I made a popular review of Pixels" doesn't cut it, Bob.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

"Bob" and "Earned" do not belong in the same sentence, maybe save for "Bob earned the immense amount of shit (INSERT DUMB COMMENT HERE) got him".

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

"Bob" and "Earned" do not belong in the same sentence, maybe save for "Bob earned the immense amount of shit (INSERT DUMB COMMENT HERE) got him".

I think Bob earned his 'beetus fair and square.
I also enjoy bob's lack of understanding of technological progression. Like the only think that's stopped us from having warp drives is mean old capitalism keepin' the superior future down.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

There's this thing called reality that's stopped us from having those intelligent robots and spaceships.

 

[PoopFace]

There's this thing called reality that's stopped us from having those intelligent robots and spaceships.

Bob never had a great relationship with reality in the first place...

 

[Stock Photo James]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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Bob is the sort of person to take that one chart with technical progress and how it fell due to Christianity seriously.

Spoiler: This One

It's fucking hilarious because beyond stroking the technophile edgy atheist dellusions it ignores the fact it's fall of Rome not Christianity that was a culprit, and how early Christians tried to preserve all knowledge, with monks copying ancient texts and quite some new technological developments popping up during medieval times - not to mention Romans themselves were religious, as many civilizations before them.

It's pretty telling how he saw cool shit in scifi and now feels entitled to it, failing to realize how technology in fiction is fully speculative and often merely exists for narrative reasons. That's the logic of true intellectual, expecting science to just happen when there's no stupid men around, oblivious to fact what an iterative process scientific progression is and how there's always way more steps we need to figure out before we can make an advance. Say, sentient AI and robot companions, nobody in 1950ies thought it would be that hard just to make computers recognize human speech, or walk on two feet, they just thought that if you put enough computing power the intelligence will inevitably emerge there somehow, even hard sci-fi authors thought that way. Bob is living in the fucking past with fantasies not representative of current understanding of science, and yet he's feeling entitled for experiencing the future, goddamn cretin.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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This is just too good. Archived in case Bob tries to delete and deny. I just love the way that as Bob's brain slowly turns to mush, he gradually loses the ability to keep the delusions and hate contained. What does Bob need with a starship, anyway? Or a robot body, for that matter? If he has access to brain uploading then he also has full-body virtual reality, which we all know that a shallow media-obsessed cretin like Bob would never leave given the choice. Who's going to give him all this, and why? Any society that can create full AI to put in intelligent robots can create minds far more useful than Bob's at will. In the Superior Future, Bob is obsolete.

 

[Daishouri]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.

THOSE SUBHUMAN TROGLODYTES STOLE OUR GLORIOUS FUTURE WITH SPACESHIPS AND IMMORTALITY AWAY FROM US. WE EARNED IT, BUT THEY DESTROYED IT JUST TO PROLONG THEIR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE. WE MUST WIPE THIS DIRT FROM THE FACE OF OUR COUNTRY! UNITE, MY BRETHREN, AND WE SHALL ANSWER THE REDNECK QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Bob is basically a Saturday morning version of Hitler at this point. I can imagine this stuff being said by a silver age Captain America villain.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I love how Bob thinks he earned anything. Just by existing apparently he earned all of that.

Holy shit, that should be enshrined as the monument to his egotism.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob is basically a Saturday morning version of Hitler at this point. I can imagine this stuff being said by a silver age Captain America villain.

Ironic, since Bobo already looks like that bastard from Captain Planet

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob is basically a Saturday morning version of Hitler at this point. I can imagine this stuff being said by a silver age Captain America villain.

I propose bob's villain name be... Gasbag. Captain corpulence is already taken by a internet troll

 

[Judge Dredd]

It's pretty telling how he saw cool shit in scifi and now feels entitled to it, failing to realize how technology in fiction is fully speculative and often merely exists for narrative reasons. That's the logic of true intellectual, expecting science to just happen when there's no stupid men around, oblivious to fact what an iterative process scientific progression is and how there's always way more steps we need to figure out before we can make an advance. Say, sentient AI and robot companions, nobody in 1950ies thought it would be that hard just to make computers recognize human speech, or walk on two feet, they just thought that if you put enough computing power the intelligence will inevitably emerge there somehow, even hard sci-fi authors thought that way. Bob is living in the fucking past with fantasies not representative of current understanding of science, and yet he's feeling entitled for experiencing the future, goddamn cretin.

Ironically, Bob's understanding of science seems to be like that of a 1950s monster movie, where men in lab coats move test tubes and bunsen burners around to generate "science points", and whenever we as a species hit a certain number of science points we get ray guns and robots.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I love how Bob thinks he earned anything. Just by existing apparently he earned all of that.

Holy shit, that should be enshrined as the monument to his egotism.

No, you see, Bob earned it by having the correct opinions on everything, by watching Bill Nye the "There are 52 Genders" Guy, and by shouting "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!" at periodic intervals. Not to mention his constant string of woke tweets are providing energy to the collective human conscience and increasing its brainpower.


In actuality, I reckon Bob feels he's entitled to the fruits of Science because he thinks it's like gym class when he was in elementary school. Even though he got picked last for every team, if that team happened to win, then he "technically" did too, as he was on said team. Even though all he did was warm a large portion of the bench and it was his more athletic teammates who did all of the heavy lifting, He's part of the "I Fucking love Science" team, so that means he's contributing to the scientific utopia they're trying to create, even though all he does is bash Christianity, shill for Eugenics, and post Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes on Twitter.

 

[Flexo]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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Oooooooo... there's gold in the replies...

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob is the sort of person to take that one chart with technical progress and how it fell due to Christianity seriously.

Spoiler: This One

It's fucking hilarious because beyond stroking the technophile edgy atheist dellusions it ignores the fact it's fall of Rome not Christianity that was a culprit, and how early Christians tried to preserve all knowledge, with monks copying ancient texts and quite some new technological developments popping up during medieval times - not to mention Romans themselves were religious, as many civilizations before them.

The truth is actually far more complicated, not in the least because that's not how technology works-it isnt some bar going up or down. Christianity certainly did some retarded things in the period. For example neglecting philsophy or litterature and discouraging proactive studies of anatomy, but it isnt cut and dry. Not in the least because the 'Christian' dark ages wasnt strictly Christian. Their were plenty of powers outside of Dark age Germanic cheiftains who adopted the Roman religion. For example in Byzantium things trundles on as before in terms of tech. The issue was really the lack of effective distribution of tech due to the economic collapse of the Dark ages-no roads, no formal education system, martial culture over academic.
If Christianity had a crime it's that it wasnt up to protecting and preserving what had gone before because it wasnt it's primary aghenda Bob and his inbred kin think of Technology as a series of achievements that get unlocked but the truth is more complicated. As a Peasent I can know that the internal organs of a human are differant from a pigs though observation but I can't write in latin and have no printing press, so there is no way to distribute this truth.
Their's also an interesting aspect to medieval people vs modern people, the technological developments of modern day mean we are actually expected to work more rather than less. The average peasent once the crops were seeded didnt actually have much to do for extended periods. The industrial revolution initially caused a massive wave of squalor and poverty amoung the increasingly disenfranchised working classes.

 

[The tired cat]

Looking at those twitter comments, kinda surprised nobody told Bobo to calm down an eat a box of Snickers.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Fuck’s sake Blob, if you’re gonna sperg on a Trump tweet at least do it on one where he actually says something stupid, it’s not like those are hard to find.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob has a chronic illness? I thought he said he had cured his diabetes?

 

[Positron]

"...the obsolete people could just Thanos'd from existence tomorrow."
Bobby always thinks in terms of pulp comics doesn't he?

And for the HUNDREDS of societal problems that Bobby pretends to care about, let me just say this: if Hollywood would stop producting dumb CGI crap that lures Bobby's micro-member out of the fat cushion, the freed-up computing power can be used to model climate change, design drugs for whatever chronic illnesses he has, and so on.

Christianity certainly did some exceptional things in the period. For example neglecting philsophy or litterature and discouraging proactive studies of anatomy, but it isn't cut and dry.

Christianity also spread the knowledge, technology, and medicine to various parts of the world. But I guess it is evil evil Imperialism right?

 

[Kulee Baba]

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Bob is merely living paycheck to paycheck? He lives in family's basement and pulls $60000 a year off Patreon alone. Thia guy should be able to save some money.