Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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Just a reminder for you all, this is the same guy who thinks he has worked hard to earn his future when he is a diabetic obese man child living in a basement who has done the following:
  1. Got fired for not keeping his mouth shut.
  2. Ditched his grandma’s funereal to play Nintendo.
  3. Played on his phone and refusing to socialize with people at his sister’s wedding.
Forget TDS, Bob has Trump Voter Derangement Sydrome.

And since we’re on the topic of stolen futures by politics he loathes.
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"...the obsolete people could just Thanos'd from existence tomorrow."
Bobby always thinks in terms of pulp comics doesn't he?
He can't help it. For all his scale-flattening girth, Bob is an incredibly small man, intellectually speaking. His entire life revolves around pop culture, to the point that it is his only frame of reference. No great novels (even by his favored minorities), no shining examples of cinema, no treatises on philosophy- hell, not even an actual, face-to-face conversations with a real person. His entire life is either sperging about Trump and/or those obsolete mayonnaise ghouls (look in the mirror, Casper), or whatever new movie Hollywood cranks out. This has resulted in a seriously stunted intellect that cannot see the world in terms other than pop culture. He likes to think he sounds smart, but his ideas cannot hold up to serious scrutiny.
 
Charming as ever Bobo, you are trully a shining beacon of class to us all. Also, triple combo for using Russian asset, Nazi and alt right in the same sentence. Keep going fatboy.

Don't forget "credibly rape-accused," which is a slur with no legal meaning whatsoever, but shit, it sure sounds bad, don't it?
 
The truth is actually far more complicated, not in the least because that's not how technology works-it isnt some bar going up or down. Christianity certainly did some exceptional things in the period. For example neglecting philsophy or litterature and discouraging proactive studies of anatomy, but it isnt cut and dry. Not in the least because the 'Christian' dark ages wasnt strictly Christian. Their were plenty of powers outside of Dark age Germanic cheiftains who adopted the Roman religion. For example in Byzantium things trundles on as before in terms of tech. The issue was really the lack of effective distribution of tech due to the economic collapse of the Dark ages-no roads, no formal education system, martial culture over academic.
If Christianity had a crime it's that it wasnt up to protecting and preserving what had gone before because it wasnt it's primary aghenda Bob and his inbred kin think of Technology as a series of achievements that get unlocked but the truth is more complicated. As a Peasent I can know that the internal organs of a human are differant from a pigs though observation but I can't write in latin and have no printing press, so there is no way to distribute this truth.
Their's also an interesting aspect to medieval people vs modern people, the technological developments of modern day mean we are actually expected to work more rather than less. The average peasent once the crops were seeded didnt actually have much to do for extended periods. The industrial revolution initially caused a massive wave of squalor and poverty amoung the increasingly disenfranchised working classes.

"You sure are one of those flowery talkers from Silicon Valley trying to cover your ignorance and small mind with big words I don't understand. Give me my EARNED racism-solving space ships!" - Blobby "Gasbag" Chipmong
 
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He can't help it. For all his scale-flattening girth, Bob is an incredibly small man, intellectually speaking. His entire life revolves around pop culture, to the point that it is his only frame of reference. No great novels (even by his favored minorities), no shining examples of cinema, no treatises on philosophy- hell, not even an actual, face-to-face conversations with a real person. His entire life is either sperging about Trump and/or those obsolete mayonnaise ghouls (look in the mirror, Casper), or whatever new movie Hollywood cranks out. This has resulted in a seriously stunted intellect that cannot see the world in terms other than pop culture. He likes to think he sounds smart, but his ideas cannot hold up to serious scrutiny.
Mike Judge was thinking about people like Bob when he co-wrote and directed Idiocracy. For all his supposed love of science, Bob possesses no intellectual curiosity because he believes that he knows everything he needs to go and ignores anything he deems irrelevant or inconvenient to his preferred narrative. Hell, his fucking "job" involves him sitting on his ass and watching mind-numbing, overly-commercialized pap half the time. What really gets to me is that Bob has no sense of responsibility. Think of the many times people have called him out his pro-eugenics views and he deflects them every single time because his walnut-sized brained cannot comprehend that he is the exact same the supposed "Nazis" he hates. If society is intellectually stagnating, then it is because of people like him and not the mayonnaise ghouls.

Also, the future only comes for those who show up. Kind of hard to do that when one locks themselves up in a mildewy basement and tweets eugenicist garbage all day.
 
ALSO a chronically-ill person living paycheck to paycheck
Better and better! This whole extended rant is just gold. This right here shows what makes Bob such a pure and utter lolcow; Bob has, in his own way, latched on to a completely unrealistic fantasy as the solution to all his mundane self-created problems. Just like Chris believes in a "dimensional merge" that will happen and solve all his financial problems, like Taxman believed in opening a portal to a cartoon dimension of pastel talking magic ponies to solve his problems of alcoholism, loneliness, and a dead-end job, Bob believes in the Singularity that will happen and save him from his self-inflicted health problems and apparent financial incompetence. While the Singularity is ever so slightly more plausible than the Dimensional Merge or Crossing the Border project, and has somewhat more fellow believers, it does have the rather significant drawback that Bob can't actually do anything in terms of personally moving it forward, resulting in hateful rants like this one. Bob probably in his day-to-day life actually thinks things like "I hope the Singularity comes in the next few weeks, it will save me a trip to Wal-Mart to buy some new and larger pants".

I don't want to choke to death on bad oxygen because
climate change
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And this is why Bob can't meaningfully contribute to the Nerd Rapture Singularity; he doesn't have the slightest understanding of actual scientific knowledge, let alone the scientific method. I thought that the Greenhouse Effect was something simple enough that ordinary people could understand it. Actually, ordinary people do understand it (even if they don't believe in it), but Bob here is showing that he is at least one intellectual level below the ordinary people he so despises. Mistaking climate-driven ecological collapse and sea level rise for being choked by "bad oxygen"; LOL! It's simply amazing.
 
While the Singularity is ever so slightly more plausible than the Dimensional Merge or Crossing the Border project, and has somewhat more fellow believers, it does have the rather significant drawback that Bob can't actually do anything in terms of personally moving it forward, resulting in hateful rants like this one.

It's the time scale that pushes him from the Land of Angry Jagoffs to the Kingdom of Delusional Lunatics. He seems to honestly believe that if not for Trump's election, Hillary's enlightened rulership would have us in a Trektopia now. This is beyond stupidity, beyond blind partisanship, and verges into indications of actual cognitive problems. I don't know if Bob is on the spectrum or if he's drunk away a significant portion of his gray matter or if the 'beetus has melted his brain, but this is not normal, and if he interacted in meatspace more than he does I think he would have turned violent by now. I'm not so sure he won't anyway.

Also I'd just like to point out that Bob went into a screaming Twitterfit about our stunted scientific progress on the same day we got our first image of a black hole. But he fucking loves science!
 
Seeing Bob rambling about science makes me think he didn't actually pay attention in school on the actual science courses like Biology, Physics, and Chemistry.
Indeed. I'm still trying to figure out what Bob thinks "bad oxygen" is. He is most likely thinking of other gases like carbon dioxide, but is too dumb to figure that out. Besides, the only gas he should be worried about is the build-up of methane in his basement "apartment." Only heaven knows how flatulence he lets out because of his poor diet.
 
Indeed. I'm still trying to figure out what Bob thinks "bad oxygen" is. He is most likely thinking of other gases like carbon dioxide, but is too dumb to figure that out. Besides, the only gas he should be worried about is the build-up of methane in his basement "apartment." Only heaven knows how flatulence he lets out because of his poor diet.
I think we all know movies and entertainment helped make his “knowledge.”
 
Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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Holy shit. I think if Santa Claus was a character on the original Star Trek, Robert would still have an unshakable, evangelical belief in him as a 40 year old
 
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