Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

1. Had the election not been "stolen" from her, we'd still have "baby jails" in America. Difference is, your fat ass wouldn't be sperging about it.
2. There is no Muslin ban.
3. Anyone who believes he was working with Russia to sabotage 2016 elections is willfully retarded.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think we all know movies and entertainment helped make his “knowledge.”

I would be very surprised to see a popular film use a phrase like "bad oxygen." He's operating at a level of science knowledge well below that film where they blamed thunderstorms on atmospheric nuclear testing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Had the election not been "stolen" from her, we'd still have "baby jails" in America. Difference is, your fat ass wouldn't be sperging about it.

Nobody from his ilk would care if Hillary would jail babies more than Trump.

Case in point.

 

[Flexo]

Doubling down.

Ace of Spades HQ

"This is a movie. And Barack Obama is the Hero. And the Republicans are the Villains. And policy questions -- and Obama's myriad failures as an executive -- are simply incidental. They are MacGuffins only, of no importance whatsoever, except to the extent they provide opportunities for Drama as the Hero fights in favor of them."

I thought that the Greenhouse Effect was something simple enough that ordinary people could understand it. Actually, ordinary people do understand it (even if they don't believe in it), but Bob here is showing that he is at least one intellectual level below the ordinary people he so despises. Mistaking climate-driven ecological collapse and sea level rise for being choked by "bad oxygen"; LOL! It's simply amazing.

Ordinary people "believe" in it too. What is debatable is how bad of a thing it will be. Much less whether eco collapse will happen. As one guy pointed out, several things blamed on global warming and climate change are more local issues that could be solved with simple geo engineering projects.

Nobody from his ilk would care if Hillary would jail babies more than Trump.

Case in point.
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See they would jail babies for their own good. Trump jails them because he's a meanie.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I don’t see how this applies to Bob. Both the examples in that comic are able to jump into the air to assault someone. The best

1. Had the election not been "stolen" from her, we'd still have "baby jails" in America. Difference is, your fat ass wouldn't be sperging about it.
2. There is no Muslin ban.
3. Anyone who believes he was working with Russia to sabotage 2016 elections is willfully exceptional.

Also Good guys / Bad guys? Really? I bet that if you cut him open, you'll find he is some kind of shitty mecha piloted by a toddler.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

So much wrong in his sperging. And it's fractally wrong, too.

Do you think he gets confused by the infamous 'bad stock photos' too?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Looks like someone's foot fell off this morning or something like that. Bob you earned nothing except for the pity prize. Holy shit the projecting and lack of self awareness in this chain is just amazing.
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Fucking irony is Bush and Trump were the two Presidents who wanted to go back into space it was the Dems who shout the money would be better spent on welfare programs. Also Blobby is deluded if he thinks he'd be Picard with Data he'd be the crewman who cleans Riker's jiz off the holodeck floor.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Bob screeches about his "Superior Future" and how he's entitled to spaceships, robots, and computers, but there's just one little thing...

Who's going to mine the rare earths, the steel, extract the oil, build the factories, build the energy plants, EVERYTHING for him to have a spaceship? Robots can't do it all, despite what he claims.

He'd want to destroy the very class of people who would produce his spaceship, computers, robo-waifu Peach, and do everything from mineral/gas extraction to building the starbases.

Cleatus and Jamal and Pajeet will have all earned a far larger right to what Blobbo claims is his by Manifest Destiny.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Doubling down.
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I like how he simplified his position into good guys vs bad guys. Just further proving what a simplistic moron he is and that he only see things in black and white like a toddler. I either have what I want or I don’t, if I don’t reeeeeeeeeeeee.

Good guys - those Blobb agrees with like misogynist and sexual harasser Devin Faraci.

Bad Guys: white, blue collar Americans in middle America, conservatives, etc.

I really doubt Assange supports Trump but it helps idiots like Blobb rationalize their hatred for someone who rightly called out what a shit awful person and politician Hillary was.

 

[Flexo]

I like how he simplified his position into good guys vs bad guys. Just further proving what a simplistic moron he is and that he only see things in black and white like a toddler. I either have what I want or I don’t, if I don’t reeeeeeeeeeeee.

Good guys - those Blobb agrees with like misogynist and sexual harasser Devin Faraci.

Bad Guys: white, blue collar Americans in middle America, conservatives, etc.

I really doubt Assange supports Trump but it helps idiots like Blobb rationalize their hatred for someone who rightly called out what a shit awful person and politician Hillary was.

Remember it's not Hilary's fault for breaking the laws or being a scumbag. It's Assange's fault for getting her caught.

 

[BScCollateral]

Fucking irony is Bush and Trump were the two Presidents who wanted to go back into space it was the Dems who shout the money would be better spent on welfare programs.

It's... a bit more complicated than that. Broadly speaking, space has wide bipartisan support with champions on both sides of the aisle. The problem is more shifting goals and cancelled programs.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Remember it's not Hilary's fault for breaking the laws or being a scumbag. It's Assange's fault for getting her caught.

Isn’t it great how anti-free speech Blobb and the rest of the left are? They’re giddy and jumping for joy over Assange being arrested even though they supported the leaks from Manning.

All because he exposed Hillary. I hate how hypocritical and stupid they are.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Isn’t it great how anti-free speech Blobb and the rest of the left are? They’re giddy and jumping for joy over Assange being arrested even though they supported the leaks from Manning.

All because he exposed Hillary. I hate how hypocritical and stupid they are.

Assange is the only person left that does actual journalism. He has done more for society than Blob has done in his life.

"This is a movie. And Barack Obama is the Hero. And the Republicans are the Villains. And policy questions -- and Obama's myriad failures as an executive -- are simply incidental. They are MacGuffins only, of no importance whatsoever, except to the extent they provide opportunities for Drama as the Hero fights in favor of them."

Bob probably has had horrible pitches for these kind of stories.

 

[Red Hood]

He can't help it. For all his scale-flattening girth, Bob is an incredibly small man, intellectually speaking. His entire life revolves around pop culture, to the point that it is his only frame of reference. No great novels (even by his favored minorities), no shining examples of cinema, no treatises on philosophy- hell, not even an actual, face-to-face conversations with a real person. His entire life is either sperging about Trump and/or those obsolete mayonnaise ghouls (look in the mirror, Casper), or whatever new movie Hollywood cranks out. This has resulted in a seriously stunted intellect that cannot see the world in terms other than pop culture. He likes to think he sounds smart, but his ideas cannot hold up to serious scrutiny.

He is also small in the sense that he is extremely petty and vindictive and thinks people should be gassed for playing FPS instead of Mario.

He's probably also small in the pants but he'll be the only one who ever knows for sure.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Has Blobbo ever given his opinion on the nonwhite working class? Does he think that somehow they’ll be exempt from getting fucked over by automation?

 

[BubbleButt]

Has Blobbo ever given his opinion on the nonwhite working class? Does he think that somehow they’ll be exempt from getting fucked over by automation?

He thinks the real working class is people who do counter service at fast food places and baristas and nudniks in the gig market. So basically high schoolers and people so broke they have to run with Ubers/Lyfts to make ends meet AKA "the poors"

 

[ProgKing of the North]

He thinks the real working class is people who do counter service at fast food places and baristas and nudniks in the gig market. So basically high schoolers and people so broke they have to run with Ubers/Lyfts to make ends meet AKA "the poors"

I bet he still tips like an asshole

 

[RockVolnutt]

Has Blobbo ever given his opinion on the nonwhite working class? Does he think that somehow they’ll be exempt from getting fucked over by automation?

I don't have the tweets on me but like BubbleButt said, he considers "the REAL working class" to be women and minorities who are baristas or Buzzfeed "journalists". Things of that nature. Hell, there was one time he was complaining about people making fun of "journalists" where you can tell he was assuming they'd be a non-white woman trying to make ends meet in an overpriced apartment in a hipster-y part of town. For the sake of fleeing from the disgusting "wasteland ghouls" where they used to live, of course.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

The main reason why Bob is targeting the working class, Assange, and Russia is that he needs a handy boogeyman when Trump wins his reelection in 2020 after the DNC puts up another unpopular candidate against him. If Bob didn't have the safety net of his belief that most of the country is racist, he'd probably be forced to utilize a bit of self reflection to figure out why Democrats have been unable to win what should have been slam dunk victories.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The main reason why Bob is targeting the working class, Assange, and Russia is that he needs a handy boogeyman when Trump wins his reelection in 2020 after the DNC puts up another unpopular candidate against him. If Bob didn't have the safety net of his belief that most of the country is racist, he'd probably be forced to utilize a bit of self reflection to figure out why Democrats have been unable to win what should have been slam dunk victories.

When for one, stop demonizing white heterosexual men would be a start.