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Bob has plenty of class as long as you remove the "cl-".
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I love when bob goes and pokes a hornets nest on Twitter because in the resulting attack he flails around making it worse and ends up looking the worst out of anybody. Then, he eventually waddles his fat ass over to another one, picks up a stick, and thinks that this time he’ll be successful.
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It's been 10 years since I discovered Bob. Twitter didn't exist, and that useless Gamergate was years away.
Bob truly was never the same. If only Game Overthinker hadn't become my Mr. Miyagi, my Obi Wan Kenobi.
Imagine if it was Obi Wan Kenobi who became Darth Vader?
I listened to Bob. He didn't listen to himself and he became diabetic one year after Gamergate changed his mind for the worst.
Maybe I should have followed him more during Obama's 2nd Term. 2013-2015 must've been really something to turn someone like Bob into Kiwi's most famous cow.
Bob truly was never the same. If only Game Overthinker hadn't become my Mr. Miyagi, my Obi Wan Kenobi.
Imagine if it was Obi Wan Kenobi who became Darth Vader?
I listened to Bob. He didn't listen to himself and he became diabetic one year after Gamergate changed his mind for the worst.
Maybe I should have followed him more during Obama's 2nd Term. 2013-2015 must've been really something to turn someone like Bob into Kiwi's most famous cow.
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If MovieBob was your Mr. Miyagi or your Obi Wan Kenobi, the problem is most definitely not with Bob.
Rei is shit
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Guess the follower counts
Add "in your face displays of wealth" to the superior future checklist
Add "in your face displays of wealth" to the superior future checklist
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Bob didn't need to fantasize about this superior future so much, he seemed to have it all in the Obama years. He wasn't diabetic yet, he had family who loved him and still does unlike Dobson.
If only I could remember his girlfriends name. I swear she existed one time.
Spoony had two girlfriends in total. DSP got married.
It was possible for Bob.
If only I could remember his girlfriends name. I swear she existed one time.
Spoony had two girlfriends in total. DSP got married.
It was possible for Bob.
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Not every American lives in California, and I’m sure a lot of them are thankful for that fact.
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Does Bob not remember how California was on fire for a good 50% of 2018, or????
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nah, those were just places where wasteland ghouls lived. They deserved it
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I’ve lived in California my entire life, he’s glossing over all of our issues. Water crisis, severe homeless and poverty issues, drug issues like no other, illegal immigration running rampant in the south, massive fires all the time etc etc. not to mention that we depend on other states to keep us afloat.
We have a lot of good stuff, Be we aren’t this thriving success.
In fact, as an alleged movie fan, Bob should know that the only reason Hollywood is in California was to dodge Edison’s patents on the video camera, a lot of California’s success just came from it being conveniently located on the opposite coast.
Oh, and let’s not forget we literally banned all immigration from China for a brief period, making us the only state ever to ban people from a specific country. But hey, we’re the best place ever apparently.
He wouldn’t last 3 weeks living here
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I think a better analogy would be a fat retarded kid who keeps swatting down beehives and then telling the bees to attack somebody else so he can get at that sweet, sweet honey those buzzy little shits are hiding while they’re distracted, and then screaming in rage/agony when the bees inevitably swarm around his massive blob of a body and stab their stingers deep into his many love handles as he pitifully tries to outwaddle them.
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California. So great that the middle class is fleeing the state en masse.
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Bob has a very, very typical East Coast native's overly romantic view of the Sunshine State. It's as far from the Northeast as you can get in this country, and as different a landscape as you can find. We're always jealous of the gorgeous weather, the vast amounts of sunlight, the beautiful people, and of course the wealth and influence. If he's ever actually been there, I have no doubt it was under tightly controlled conditions -- say, attending a con and not seeing anything but the convention itself, a few tourist sights ("lemme jus' splash my toes once in the oh so blue Pacific before the doctor cuts 'em off"), and his hotel. The reality of life there, its unsustainable economics, and the southern part of the state's total dependence on Lake Mead are things he either ignores or dismisses as Wasteland Ghoul propaganda.
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My local beaches are constantly closed due to bacteria, so I’d love to see him get diseased by dipping his already diseased toes
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"C'mon Utah! Vote the way CA does and you too can have perfect weather and a fabulous beach scene."
It's always hilarious that when Bob is forced to defend one of his "superior future" lands, half the things he brings up are completely independent of policy.
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They're INHERENTLY political, how can you call beaches and the weather independent of politics? Pollution affects them and they're politics!
Seriously tho, I find it amusing that Bob thinks flashy displays of wealth is a positive. That's how you end up poor.
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Then again, this is a man who thinks a Super Mario sportcoat counts as his Sunday best, so God only knows what would constitute a flashy display of wealth.
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I'm just going to leave this here. Draw your own conclusions.
Primates with smaller genitalia compensate by being flashy and aggressive
Primates with smaller gonads compensate by being flashy or aggressive
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Niggers do it all the time, and pee o'seas is never wrong.
Only mayonnaise ghouls live beneath their means.
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