Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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So Bob shilled hard for that new She-Ra reboot on Netflix.


Basically has a hard on for it due to watching the He Man cartoon from the 80s.
 
California grows 11 percent of the food in America by value. Iowa grows 8 percent despite being far smaller.

Key phrase: By value.

Most of the crops California is known for are fairly resource-intensive to grow, high-dollar, and... to be blunt... basically luxuries. Almonds and pistachios, avocados, grapes, kiwis, oranges and nectarines.

Nice sellers, certainly nice to have, but in terms of feeding a population? Relatively unimportant, compared to things like grains, root vegetables, and other such staples. To say nothing of fodder for animals, and animals themselves. None of those things bring in a lot of money per unit or per ton or what have you, compared to luxuries. There's a reason I can buy a whole bag of potatoes for the price of one nice orange in the store. But that 11% doesn't mean you produced 11% of the food, it means you produced the most expensive food.
 
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One Bob-ism that always confused me is when he calls things "unamerican" despite his Superior Future shtick being centered around discarding the concept of nations. Like why care about half the stuff he does if America only arbitrarily exists? How do you fail to notice something odd when your idea of American ideals is shooting yourself so a world government can take over? That hypothetical world government clearly isn't the USA.
Leftists have been doing a good job of portraying America as an inherently evil place. Yet some of them deep down still have that tribalist instinct of being patriotic (or a proud Bostonian). Their mental gymnastics of why the planet would be better off with dictators, theocrats, and communists having greater influence, while still wanting the "good" part of American values is probably why they are so angry all the time.
I think a lot of it is how it reflects on Bob as a content creator. The videos that Bob has made online are not good quality by any measure. He hasn't reached Dobson levels, but he certainly has made it clear that he doesn't like criticism of his work. The way he constantly defends his far too long review of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is an example of this.

Seeing someone actually take criticism into account and decide to improve upon it doesn't sit well with Bob because he himself doesn't want to improve his work based on all the criticism he receives.
I sort of sympathize with that view. An artist should follow his vision, not alter it to cater to current trends or to offer mindless fanservice (both of which are busily destroying Game of Thrones right now). What I don't get is shitting on the very people who pay for your bread and butter because they dare to criticize you. You're not going to grow as an artist doing that, but maybe the whole problem is these people are so arrogant they don't think they need to grow as artists.
To both of these quotes, I think they think they are entitled to make a living as content creators. They spent their school years doodling in their notebook doing minimal effort and still graduated, so that's what they expect in their adult life. They show that with their advocacy of a universal basic income. They say, "Imagine how much great art would be created if people were free to follow their passion." Well, most people aren't that creative or talented. These people just happened to be alive when it's easy putting shitty content out to the world. Receiving criticism just reminds them how utterly unremarkable these people are. They're scared to death that someday nobody is going to care what a 40 something's hot take on popular culture is, and they have no other employable skill to fall back on.

Also, that Dawn of Justice review made me think he was trying to create an epic take down of that movie, like the RLM Prequel reviews, but it just showed his absolute dearth of talent.
Bob is too stupid of be a nerd. And his participation in geek culture comes from being autistic and not mentally or emotionally maturing past the age of 9.
Add "in your face displays of wealth" to the superior future checklist
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So, why isn't California the socialist utopia that all of America should look up to? Non of that "transfers" because you can't transfer weather and geology, and rich people flock to those places because of how nice it is. California is screwed up because of the governance. He really is "movie" Bob, because his idea of reality is solely based on movies and entertainment. He really thinks we should be a spacefaring species by now.

And that Sodom and Gomorrah take is just so stupid. EVENTUALLY! Sodom and Gomorrah was a decadent den of sin that's was a party scene everybody wants to go to, until eventually it was on fire. California is on a major fault line. Your metaphor is exactly the opposite of what you intended, just like everything you say. Not to mention, if it's not a major earthquake, it could fall into chaos because of bad politics.
 
So Bob shilled hard for that new She-Ra reboot on Netflix.


Basically has a hard on for it due to watching the He Man cartoon from the 80s.
That or he had a hard on for she-ra, as most boys in the 80’s did.
Though, why anyone should be attracted to that little boy on a skirt pretending to be a girl is beyond me[insert trap fetish here]
I will say that, while not good, the She-Ra reboot wasn’t the horrible SJW ridden shitpiece everyone thought it would be. It was just another subpar Netflix original series, of which there are many. If you really need a good animated show starring a female protagonist that is Netflix exclusive, watch Hilda.
 
Bob is all-in on the current, baffling, self-destructive trend of creators treating their fanbases like dogshit. Since Bob is the furthest thing from a creator, it's a little puzzling why he would buy into it so heavily, but maybe it's just an extension of his craven throne-sniffing.
I think he sees himself as the elite talking down to the riff raff who don't know their place. Plus, fan backlash like Retake Mass Effect and GamerGate were the wrong kind of people.

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"Literal nobody who writes about toys on the web"
"Interlectual elite who deserves flying cars, a robot body, and a colony on the moon."
 
Gee I sure do want to elect people into positions of power who just accuse other people of impeachable crimes without any evidence simply because they happen to have the wrong skin color or gender.
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Not surprising that he cares more about impeaching a president because he’s mean to people than about his economic and medical future.

"Liberals need to challenge conservatives head on."

Hey, Ethan, Bob, how about you show us your block lists?
Don’t you get it? Debate is not part of the superior future.
 
I’ve lived in California my entire life, he’s glossing over all of our issues. Water crisis, severe homeless and poverty issues, drug issues like no other, illegal immigration running rampant in the south, massive fires all the time etc etc. not to mention that we depend on other states to keep us afloat.
We have a lot of good stuff, Be we aren’t this thriving success.
In fact, as an alleged movie fan, Bob should know that the only reason Hollywood is in California was to dodge Edison’s patents on the video camera, a lot of California’s success just came from it being conveniently located on the opposite coast.
Oh, and let’s not forget we literally banned all immigration from China for a brief period, making us the only state ever to ban people from a specific country. But hey, we’re the best place ever apparently.
He wouldn’t last 3 weeks living here
It's a given Bob will downplay or straight up ignore any of California's problems. California is one of the "important" states that vote blue, though I'd bet Bob would throw a fit if he ever went to NorCal. There's so much rural farm land and white conservative small towns that's he'd probably think he somehow crossed the state border. It's one of the reasons people were clamoring about making the state of Jefferson. But of course Bob being Bob he won't acknowledge anything that challenges his views with anything other than a sneer and diabetic condensation. Flyover states don't matter to him, why would it be different for the parts of California that aren't San Francisco or Los Angeles?
 
But of course Bob being Bob he won't acknowledge anything that challenges his views with anything other than a sneer and diabetic condensation.
That does make me wonder how Bob would react if someone treated him with condescension in real life where he can't hide behind his Twitter account.
 
That does make me wonder how Bob would react if someone treated him with condescension in real life where he can't hide behind his Twitter account.
Bob’s tough because he can hide behind twitter. If ever confronted with his horrible genocidal and sociopathic beliefs in real life he’d stand there and do nothing.l because he’s a chump.
 
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