Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't understand why Nintendo needs to make a female spin-off for Punch-Out in order to get Bob's "Ellen Page as a boxer" movie. Why not just make a female boxing movie? Why is the video game component of this plan just a footnote if we need it to get to the movie part?
 
man i remember being a fan of "the big picture" back in the early 2010'ns the word sure do change

Honestly, "The Big Picture" is what interested me in cinema enough to actually start learning more about cinema as an art form, and Hollywood's history beyond the red scare. So, I started doing my own reading, viewing, and learning from more authoritative and credible sources, only to look back at Blob's work and realize how elementary, topical, and facile it really is.
 
“REE! Nick DiPaolo!”

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“REEEE! Bernie not using identity politics to nominate a VP stunning mate!”
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What the fuck is the “dirtbag left?”
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Isn't Bob also from the suburbs outside Boston, despite his claims to be "Boston Tough"? It's things like this that make me wonder if Bob is purposefully disingenuous for whatever warped reason, or is he really that stupid that he doesn't connect himself claiming Boston bona fides while declaring someone else is a false Bostonian.

Oh, that's the answer Bernie fucked up? What about his answer on whether the BOSTON BOMBER should be able to vote? Luckily for him, he's a never-Bernier, so he doesn't have to engage in the mental gymnastics explaining away that answer.

By that definition, Bob is part of the "dirtbag left".
So you all still think Bob’s a corporate democrat?

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"Oh no, all the Leftists are leaving my state. What ever shall we do". Bob honestly doesn't realize many people do not want to live in a Super Manhatten. People don't want to be living on top of each other. Some people want to live with open spaces, low crime, and low taxes. He only views this in a millennial outsider wide-eye awe of living and working in the entertainment hub of the east coast. Many people who grew up there want to get out.
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Bobs movie ideas are worse than his politics, I swear to god. Also “mma” has been box office poison for both serious and comedy movies, you would think a film buff would know this.
Does he realize women have been in fighting games, being punched in the face, and having their heads ripped off, for decades.

I love when he acts like he's giving free, slam dunk, money making ideas to companies while he's a below average YouTube movie reviewer who still lives in a basement.
 
Honestly, "The Big Picture" is what interested me in cinema enough to actually start learning more about cinema as an art form, and Hollywood's history beyond the red scare. So, I started doing my own reading, viewing, and learning from more authoritative and credible sources, only to look back at Blob's work and realize how elementary, topical, and facile it really is.
You ever watch goodbadflicks? You'll probably enjoy that channel.
 
Nah, I’ll just wait for 1989, since that was the Wizard’s release year AKA Bob’s 9/11 moment
If I'm not mistaken, that's also the year Sega released the Genesis in America and the console wars got started.

Poor Bob. Imagine having to go through Vietnam and 9/11 in the same year. No wonder he's the way he is.
 
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Hey fatass, assuming you read this thread, I got a surprise for you.

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Hey fatass, assuming you read this thread, I got a surprise for you.

You pleb! Bob would never debase himself by viewing such low brow gossipery as this! He’s too busy throwing out amazing ideas like an all female MMA punch out and expressing his new found love of bombs filled with swords!
 

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You pleb! Bob would never debase himself by viewing such low brow gossipery as this! He’s too busy throwing out amazing ideas like an all female MMA punch out and expressing his new found love of bombs filled with swords!

"... why even go on living?"

Because there is a million other joyful things in life than just a new piece of technology existing.
 
It bears repeating what @Mola Ram said about Bob's ethos a couple pages back.
  • Bob is always right.
  • Bob is smarter than almost anyone.
  • If you disagree with Bob, you're stupid.
  • Stupid = evil.
  • Be obstreperous and spiteful; envious and hateful ... but not to the people who might take away his woobie of being marginally attached to the entertainment industry,
  • Heap abuse on everyone who might make him realize his numerous inadequacies if he stopped to reflect on his failings for one goddamn minute.
Bob's political "philosophy" is not so much a philosophy as it is a completely selfish desire for a post-scarcity society where his own wants are satisfied without actually having to work for it. He has completely deluded himself into thinking the neocons like Hilary and corporatists will create that society for him and the white working class is actively working to undermine those efforts. In the end, Bob is firmly in the "stupid" camp because he believes that scientists are going to invent faster-than-light travel and digitize human consciousness over a single presidential election.

BTW, Bob. FTL propulsion is only theoretical, at best, and if man is going to the stars it will likely on generation ships that will take years or decades to reach their destination because if said ships travelled at light speed, it would still take over four years to reach the closest star system (Proxima Centauri.) Similarly, we humans do not possess a complete understanding of how our brains work much less know how to download it onto a computer. Electing a Democrat into the White House and winning both houses of Congress in 2020 will not create the United Federation of Planets by 2050.

As much as Bob fancies himself a progressive, he is really a dimwitted man-child who fails to grasp politics, economics, and science. Progress isn't so much of a linear path as it is a branching river of possibility. He believes that he worked hard to earn his post-scarcity future. Fuck that. He is just an entitled crybaby who reviews films and provides commentary on pop culture ephemera, which I would hardly call an indispensable vocation. He is truly getting what he deserves with a Trump presidency. I hope he enjoys his growing irrelevance.
 
It bears repeating what @Mola Ram said about Bob's ethos a couple pages back.

Bob's political "philosophy" is not so much a philosophy as it is a completely selfish desire for a post-scarcity society where his own wants are satisfied without actually having to work for it. He has completely deluded himself into thinking the neocons like Hilary and corporatists will create that society for him and the white working class is actively working to undermine those efforts. In the end, Bob is firmly in the "stupid" camp because he believes that scientists are going to invent faster-than-light travel and digitize human consciousness over a single presidential election.

BTW, Bob. FTL propulsion is only theoretical, at best, and if man is going to the stars it will likely on generation ships that will take years or decades to reach their destination because if said ships travelled at light speed, it would still take over four years to reach the closest star system (Proxima Centauri.) Similarly, we humans do not possess a complete understanding of how our brains work much less know how to download it onto a computer. Electing a Democrat into the White House and winning both houses of Congress in 2020 will not create the United Federation of Planets by 2050.

As much as Bob fancies himself a progressive, he is really a dimwitted man-child who fails to grasp politics, economics, and science. Progress isn't so much of a linear path as it is a branching river of possibility. He believes that he worked hard to earn his post-scarcity future. Fuck that. He is just an entitled crybaby who reviews films and provides commentary on pop culture ephemera, which I would hardly call an indispensable vocation. He is truly getting what he deserves with a Trump presidency. I hope he enjoys his growing irrelevance.
tbh one of my favorite qualities of Bob will always be his magical view of scientific advancement. Just wait for the Science-Wizards to give us utopia.

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What he's responding to.
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