Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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As was mentioned, the only reason for the primaries and debates is to convince the peons that they're still being listened to, and the only reason that the RNC picked Trump was exactly because he had a huge groundswell of grass-roots interest. After the Dems fucked themselves out of the only candidate that had ANY hope of beating Trump in 2016, they're going to have to play the game, and pretend they're listening to the peasants again.

It's going to be interesting though because I think a lot of the remaining Democratic voter base think like Bob and consider themselves to be 'elite' after the 4 or so years of media gaslighting telling them it was "highly educated city people" VS Billy Bob in the trailer park (or Bob at the Diner, as Bob in the Basement likes to put it). They think the 'peasants' are on the 'other side'.
 
he wants the democratic leadership to decide for blacks who to vote for
Isn't that what dems are always doing by saying to blacks that "the own them" because they keep showering with all sorts of goodies? Plus, it's obvious that Trump will get re elected unless he fucks up in a horrible way.
consider themselves to be 'elite' after the 4 or so years of media gaslighting telling them it was "highly educated city people" VS Billy Bob in the trailer park
Damn, they are really fucking delusional for having a college degree and being the wage slave of some mega corporation, thinking it's the mark of success. It's fucking sad that their whole voting base it's just a bunch of puppets high on their own farts. If they actually grew a conscience and a spine the Dems would shit themselves in the following peasant revolt.
 
He choose to answer Hbomb critique of his elitism by going with muh abortion
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I forgot to add this into my last post and at this point it doesn't seem right to edit it in. I find it funny that Bob claims to have fun spending the afternoon farming redemption tickets then proceeds to spend what looks like most, if not all, of the night on twitter. It seems like he was up till 3AM retweeting trannys, crying about people not liking him and fighting with hBomberguy.
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Fun fact! It took 12 minutes to get a response from Bobbyboi.

Bob really is fascinating. I experience so many different emotions watching and listening to him. My mind reals between infuriating confusion to childlike wonder to bellyfuls of big ol' gay laughter. The greatest writers in history would only hope that they could come up with someone so human that doesn't want to be human.

May your foot always be attached to you leg Bob so you may clamber your way to that superior future View attachment 801629:drink:!
This is a part of a very noticeable tendency: Breadtube really hates Bob. Bob can try to shill for them all he wants but that's the truth. He doesn't understand the leftism is attached to economic ideology even if it's really fucking high on identity politics. He thinks that everyone who supports muh interesectionalism is on the same "progressive" side. But, of course, he so damn stupid that doesn't realize that anticapitalism is an important factor of leftist ideology so he deflects it as an aspect of muh old Left. You see, the only value that the Breadtube's crowd sees on liberals/Clinton voters is too drive them further left, not to make a tactical alliance with progressive neoliberals. Bob doesn't show any interest in questioning free market or corporations, because in his exceptional fantasy world things are bad just becuase people are sexist, racists or religious. Of course, believing this stupid pseudoscientific bullshit where progress is determined on arbitrary categories of cultural advances (AKA, tecnologic progress is only tied to how socially progressive a society instead of...you know, economy and shit) that lacks any kind of tangible proof doesn't score him any points with his leftists buddies. Even them that are guilty of putting too much focus in the problems of privileged high-class minorities instead of the actual problems of the working class, are horrified with Bob unironically believing that the problem of American society is the "obsolete white working class" instead of just the social conservative/Republican structure of power. No Leftist wants to asociate with that level of classist neoliberalism, that's why the main support of Bob are desclassed liberals that blame everything on muh white people and muh patriarchy instead of reading a fucking economy book.
 
Christ, Bob really does prove that what Jordan Peterson said about Marxists to be true - "they don't care about the underclass, they care that someone dared to be richer and smarter than they are."

Honestly, Bob sounds really pissed that his big brain and grand pools of talent aren't getting reorganised by the public. But obviously that's evil Drumpf's fault, not the fault that he's a shifty, greasy neckbeard who isn't as smart as he likes to believe. He really is Sargon's American cousin.
 
I forgot to add this into my last post and at this point it doesn't seem right to edit it in. I find it funny that Bob claims to have fun spending the afternoon farming redemption tickets then proceeds to spend what looks like most, if not all, of the night on twitter. It seems like he was up till 3AM retweeting trannys, crying about people not liking him and fighting with hBomberguy.
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Fun fact! It took 12 minutes to get a response from Bobbyboi.

Bob really is fascinating. I experience so many different emotions watching and listening to him. My mind reals between infuriating confusion to childlike wonder to bellyfuls of big ol' gay laughter. The greatest writers in history would only hope that they could come up with someone so human that doesn't want to be human.

May your foot always be attached to you leg Bob so you may clamber your way to that superior future View attachment 801629:drink:!


Something that I just now realized: The tweet with the Koopa Troopa guy was in response to someone who Bob does not follow (a), or no one that Bob follows follow, who DID NOT TAG BOB. Even after going through the entire thread, not once did I see ANYONE tag in @the_moviebob. The only thing I can figure is that Bob has either Mundane Matt levels of Google alerts or he continually searches for people talking about him.

Something else fun that I found while trying to confirm the above

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So not only did he retweet this zinger(?) but it looks like he liked it as well. I say looks like because it doesn't actually show up on his list of likes on twitter and when I click the breakdown there are six accounts listed and two that are private. I think it's just twitter being screwy as it seems to be extra screwy as of late. I also think it's funny that it makes it look like Bobbyboi liked his "I will survive" tweet. In the event that it does get fixed, I did check and yes it does lead back to his account lol.

Have any of these people said that they were, at the very very least, internet friends with Bob? For someone who claims to not give out trust readily he seems genuinely hurt that any liberal with a "name", that he might at best retweeted a few times, seems to want to super distance themselves from him and his desire to cleanse the Midwest. Is this some sort of byproduct of his high school years? Is he just saying these things to because he thinks that's what cool liberals think and he wants to sit at the cool kids table too? Bob is so fascinating! He is like an Ogre and they are like onions, stinky and make you cry! *badum shish*
 
Something that I just now realized: The tweet with the Koopa Troopa guy was in response to someone who Bob does not follow (a), or no one that Bob follows follow, who DID NOT TAG BOB. Even after going through the entire thread, not once did I see ANYONE tag in @the_moviebob. The only thing I can figure is that Bob has either Mundane Matt levels of Google alerts or he continually searches for people talking about him.

Something else fun that I found while trying to confirm the above

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So not only did he retweet this zinger(?) but it looks like he liked it as well. I say looks like because it doesn't actually show up on his list of likes on twitter and when I click the breakdown there are six accounts listed and two that are private. I think it's just twitter being screwy as it seems to be extra screwy as of late. I also think it's funny that it makes it look like Bobbyboi liked his "I will survive" tweet. In the event that it does get fixed, I did check and yes it does lead back to his account lol.

Have any of these people said that they were, at the very very least, internet friends with Bob? For someone who claims to not give out trust readily he seems genuinely hurt that any liberal with a "name", that he might at best retweeted a few times, seems to want to super distance themselves from him and his desire to cleanse the Midwest. Is this some sort of byproduct of his high school years? Is he just saying these things to because he thinks that's what cool liberals think and he wants to sit at the cool kids table too? Bob is so fascinating! He is like an Ogre and they are like onions, stinky and make you cry! *badum shish*
I think Blobb assumes they’re friends because he thinks they share an ideology or are on the “same side”. Then he posts asinine political hot takes, because like we’ve all said Blobb is dumb as shit, and he finds out those “friends” think he’s just as stupid as we say he is.
 
I’ll be the “History Fag” the person who mentioned 1968 and the protesters are correct that was the catalyst for the 2 major parties to create the last 50 year illusion that we the people pick candidates thru the primaries and it is that which Blobby doesn’t understand it’s an illusion we don’t really pick the candidate never have probably never will.

To this day the delegates at the conventions can ignore the primary vote and make their own pick they just choose not to but it almost happened in 2016 with the Republicans having cold feet with Trump but chickened out over fears their bases wouldn’t show up in the fall to reelect them if they dumped Trump and handpicked their own candidate.

Really? Because as I recall, the RNC would have needed a rules change to unbind the delegates in order to vote someone other than how their state voted, but Priebus shut that attempt down. I know some delegates are unbound- North Dakota's in particular- but in general they do have an obligation to follow their primary results.
 
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This is a part of a very noticeable tendency: Breadtube really hates Bob. Bob can try to shill for them all he wants but that's the truth. He doesn't understand the leftism is attached to economic ideology even if it's really fucking high on identity politics. He thinks that everyone who supports muh interesectionalism is on the same "progressive" side. But, of course, he so damn stupid that doesn't realize that anticapitalism is an important factor of leftist ideology so he deflects it as an aspect of muh old Left. You see, the only value that the Breadtube's crowd sees on liberals/Clinton voters is too drive them further left, not to make a tactical alliance with progressive neoliberals. Bob doesn't show any interest in questioning free market or corporations, because in his exceptional fantasy world things are bad just becuase people are sexist, racists or religious. Of course, believing this stupid pseudoscientific bullshit where progress is determined on arbitrary categories of cultural advances (AKA, tecnologic progress is only tied to how socially progressive a society instead of...you know, economy and shit) that lacks any kind of tangible proof doesn't score him any points with his leftists buddies. Even them that are guilty of putting too much focus in the problems of privileged high-class minorities instead of the actual problems of the working class, are horrified with Bob unironically believing that the problem of American society is the "obsolete white working class" instead of just the social conservative/Republican structure of power. No Leftist wants to asociate with that level of classist neoliberalism, that's why the main support of Bob are desclassed liberals that blame everything on muh white people and muh patriarchy instead of reading a fucking economy book.

This is something I don't really get about Bob. I've said it before, but he wants to be considered left-wing without actually being it. Like he views it as the "correct side" but yet somehow doesn't view the values of it to be correct at all.
 
Then he posts asinine political hot takes, because like we’ve all said Blobb is dumb as shit, and he finds out those “friends” think he’s just as stupid as we say he is.
Of course anyone with a modicum of common sense would see Bob as a dumb fuck who cannot put 2 and 2 together, even less to understand politics to a decent level. I wouldn't say that Bob thinks other lefties are friends but he would think they symphatize with him to a certain level because they are on "the same side" only for other lefties to run when Bob goes on a sperg rage about how much he hates the working class and think they are holding them back.

It should be embarrasing for him to know that tankies have more common sense than him, even if it's not much.
Like he views it as the "correct side" but yet somehow doesn't view the values of it to be correct at all.
I think we already heard it from his mouth a couple of times, but Bob thinks the current left is too soft for him. In this case, i will say he doesn't want his views challenged or changed, but he still wants to be part of the popular kids club by parroting around how much he loves them and their beliefs.

I doubt he wouldn't shy away from the truth that his views are fucked, but he needs to know that his political views are "the good ones" by association.
 
Christ, Bob really does prove that what Jordan Peterson said about Marxists to be true - "they don't care about the underclass, they care that someone dared to be richer and smarter than they are."

Bob isnt a Marxist in any real context. Plenty of lolcows are, just not bob.

This is a part of a very noticeable tendency: Breadtube really hates Bob. Bob can try to shill for them all he wants but that's the truth.


Their's also a subtext that he isnt really there sort of people. They're a middle class fairly catty hipster clique with links with LGBT community-they like hipster art, music and niche cultural stuff. Bobs a fat nerd whose the poster boy for lowest common demominator.
He's bassically the Fat nerd in school and they're the art kids. Daria and jane meet comic book guy. But he's not smart enough to realize that just because they don't proactively bully him, doesnt mean they like or respect him.
 
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The saddest thing about MovieBob is that he is desperate for the respect and approval of his "peers", but they all despise him. He's exactly where he was since his school days. It's really ironic. Bob has this weird, psychotic genocidal hatred of middle America because he grew up there and they bullied him relentlessly, and now he feels like he's being bullied today because of how he grew up. It's all come full circle, you're in highschool again Bob, and you STILL can't sit at the cool kid's table.

Honestly though, I don't know why he's so desperate for the respect of hbomber guy. The people that dude respects include that repugnant furry sloth, among others of that sort.
 
This is something I don't really get about Bob. I've said it before, but he wants to be considered left-wing without actually being it. Like he views it as the "correct side" but yet somehow doesn't view the values of it to be correct at all.
He shares their enemies but not their values. Because he's a hate-driven piece of shit, this is enough to guarantee his loyalty but it certainly doesn't make him at all enjoyable to be around. He's like that one guy who all the other members of his KKK chapter can't stand because hating niggers is the only thing he ever talks about.
 
He's bassically the Fat nerd in school and they're the art kids. Daria and jane meet comic book guy. But he's not smart enough to realize that just because they don't proactively bully him, doesnt mean they like or respect him.

I think on some level he does know (or at least suspects) this to be true. He essentially revealed so during the Russ Pitts drama.

In some ways it's sad, but at the same time Bob deserves it for being such a miserable asshole.
 
The saddest thing about MovieBob is that he is desperate for the respect and approval of his "peers", but they all despise him. He's exactly where he was since his school days. It's really ironic. Bob has this weird, psychotic genocidal hatred of middle America because he grew up there and they bullied him relentlessly, and now he feels like he's being bullied today because of how he grew up. It's all come full circle, you're in highschool again Bob, and you STILL can't sit at the cool kid's table.

Honestly though, I don't know why he's so desperate for the respect of hbomber guy. The people that dude respects include that repugnant furry sloth, among others of that sort.
Blobb wants idiots like Hbomb to respect him because he thinks Hbomb is a genius who “owns the alt-right” with his wit and intellect. When in fact, Hbomb is just a furry faggot who’s as stupid and hypocritical as the alt-right.

These idiots constantly make jokes about the alt-right “owning the libs” with their debates and takedown videos but the left does the same thing only far less successful because they’re unfunny degenerates. The tranny sloth is also try to make a career out of doing the same thing, only he’s far dumber than the rest.
 
Blobb wants idiots like Hbomb to respect him because he thinks Hbomb is a genius who “owns the alt-right” with his wit and intellect. When in fact, Hbomb is just a furry faggot who’s as stupid and hypocritical as the alt-right.

These idiots constantly make jokes about the alt-right “owning the libs” with their debates and takedown videos but the left does the same thing only far less successful because they’re unfunny degenerates. The tranny sloth is also try to make a career out of doing the same thing, only he’s far dumber than the rest.

Astonishing that Bob would prove to be a poor judge of character.
 
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