Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Bob confirmed for not knowing anything whatsofuckingever about how politics works. Yes Bob, I'm sure all those ambitious up-and-coming politicians will be perfectly happy with whatever this unnamed group of party insiders decides and will do absolutely nothing to attempt to covertly influence the results, or spoil things by going third party when feel aggrieved by an opaque, undemocratic process! I'm sure the voters will be perfectly happy to have absolutely no say in any of this! I'm sure that these "smart internal analytics" can factor in the results of the sort of unforeseeable revelations that the primary process always manages to dredge up as the candidates attempt to kneecap each other by exposing hidden dirt! I'm sure that it is perfectly sensible to bet the farm on the campaigning abilities of someone that you've haven't seen in action! Bob's authoritarianism, stupidity, and ignorance are all on full display here. This is so astoundingly dumb I had to archive it in case he deletes it. It's very nearly as dumb as the starship tweet; certainly the idyllic view of the sort of technocratic approach that Bob recommends firmly belongs in Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek.

Yeah, just eliminate whatever ability voters have to pick candidates. Only allow the establishment to pick who gets to run on their parties platform!

From what I understand given some recent podcasts I've listened to about the way parties used to work in America (and I'm sure one of the history fags will be along to correct all the nuance I'm missing) this is actually how it used to work. They were essentially fancy clubs that would meet, figure out who would best represent their ideals and win the election, then trot them out to say, "hey voters, pick our guy."

Oh and the podcasts I heard this from? Right-wing, conservative ones (bitching about Trump some, actually). Now I won't argue about whether the old way or the current way were better, I just find it deeply ironic that Mr. uber-Dem, superior future is arguing for an idea that is essentially from the past that several right-wingers would support.

His self-owns aren't the most obvious, but I think they're the most humorous.

 

[Rei is shit]

Bobs solution to the primary problem;


And lots of troll engagement today;

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

From what I understand given some recent podcasts I've listened to about the way parties used to work in America (and I'm sure one of the history fags will be along to correct all the nuance I'm missing) this is actually how it used to work. They were essentially fancy clubs that would meet, figure out who would best represent their ideals and win the election, then trot them out to say, "hey voters, pick our guy."

Oh and the podcasts I heard this from? Right-wing, conservative ones (bitching about Trump some, actually). Now I won't argue about whether the old way or the current way were better, I just find it deeply ironic that Mr. uber-Dem, superior future is arguing for an idea that is essentially from the past that several right-wingers would support.

His self-owns aren't the most obvious, but I think they're the most humorous.

Let's check Bob's favorite online cheat sheet, Wikipedia, and see what it says. Oh, look: "The impetus for national adoption of the binding primary election was the chaotic 1968 Democratic National Convention." Why was the convention "chaotic"? Well, because anti-war protesters were rioting outside. Who were the anti-war protesters? Young lefties who just so absolutely certain of their moral superiority that they felt entitled to disobey the laws and become violent. One of the things they claimed to be against was racism; this is where the now-tired US Left-wing slogan "We don't want your racist war" came from. In other words, they were rioting against the system Bob advocates for and they were the direct counterparts of their era to modern-day SJWs. Isn't it great?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

In over 2k pages we have seen this message very clear but is always good to remember it: Bob´s politics are old fashion with a different name, just as many memeable politispergs today.
I would really like Bob to come here and talk to him on how the measures of the left have been consistenly fucking people like me up and how his superior future will keep us down. Until then, I will keep laughing because I have nothing left.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Come on guys authoritarian oligarchies definitely have their postives. Think about it you'll never have to live under a president you didn't vote for ever again.

In all seriousness though this is something I've noticed in the last couple years, that some people would rather live under a legitimately facist government than under a democratic one lead by someone they didn't personally vote for. And this isn't something isolated to the left, it's just more noticable since they are on the out right now. It's really fucking disappointing too.

 

[DK 699]

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Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.

Damn. The last time I saw a guy with shitty facial hair get his shit pushed in by commies this badly was in Berlin, 1945.

From what I understand given some recent podcasts I've listened to about the way parties used to work in America (and I'm sure one of the history fags will be along to correct all the nuance I'm missing) this is actually how it used to work. They were essentially fancy clubs that would meet, figure out who would best represent their ideals and win the election, then trot them out to say, "hey voters, pick our guy."

Oh and the podcasts I heard this from? Right-wing, conservative ones (bitching about Trump some, actually). Now I won't argue about whether the old way or the current way were better, I just find it deeply ironic that Mr. uber-Dem, superior future is arguing for an idea that is essentially from the past that several right-wingers would support.

His self-owns aren't the most obvious, but I think they're the most humorous.

I don't think I'm the most authoritative source, but I think you might be right. I remember hearing somewhere that the party national conventions (where the candidates of both parties are formally announced) used to be the place where the candidates would be decided, rather than through the primary systems we have now.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

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Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.

Did this jackass forget that in his twitter bio he describes himself as a “coastal elitist” ? The other guy isn’t calling him that because Bob seems “elite”

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.

Why does an idiot do and say idiotic things?

Blobb is a very stupid person who thinks he’s a genius and on the “right side” of history. He’s an idiot with a simplistic, black and white view of the world. I’ve seen a lot of people like Blobbo and I don’t know what causes it. It’s probably a coping mechanism for having his ass beaten in school and bullied. “They hate me because I’m smaht” and certainly not because he’s physically and socially weird.

It’s obvious Blobbo lacks self-awarensss because how else would anyone living alone in a basement apartment, making videos on youtube think they’re so damn smart and better than 50% of the population?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Did this jackass forget that in his twitter bio he describes himself as a “coastal elitist” ? The other guy isn’t calling him that because Bob seems “elite”

Bob has one of the biggest elitist attitudes for being one of the biggest non-elitist human beings in existence. He only seems to recognize it when he has to argue against one of his critics on Twitter like he's doing right now.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob has one of the biggest elitist attitudes for being one of the biggest non-elitist human beings in existence. He only seems to recognize it when he has to argue against one of his critics on Twitter like he's doing right now.

Honestly? I don't think he ever truly recognizes it, he just has gotten thumped enough for arrogance by people on his own side that he puts up a show of limited false humility. Just like how he just barely has enough intelligence to not quite come out and say that he wants his political enemies dead, he won't quite say that he's smarter than everyone, just smarter than most people.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why does an idiot do and say idiotic things?

Blobb is a very stupid person who thinks he’s a genius and on the “right side” of history. He’s an idiot with a simplistic, black and white view of the world. I’ve seen a lot of people like Blobbo and I don’t know what causes it. It’s probably a coping mechanism for having his ass beaten in school and bullied. “They hate me because I’m smaht” and certainly not because he’s physically and socially weird.

It’s obvious Blobbo lacks self-awarensss because how else would anyone living alone in a basement apartment, making videos on youtube think they’re so damn smart and better than 50% of the population?

You forgot where Movieblob believes he's a cultural elite part of the 1% where he would be conversing with intelligent robots and believes that he's a more valued member of society than a former white house cabinet official.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.

These always leave me conflicted because I never know which angle to bring up that's more astonishing. Bob's idea that a "genius" uses "big words" instead of being as direct and easy to understand as possible? His idea that his "Superior Future" is just 10-20 years away and so fragile that Drumpf sends us spiraling away from it? The mere fact that I'm cheering for a Communist in this?

All I know is this is so dense that it will puzzle physicists for centuries.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

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According to Donala Trump if shec wants to she could run as Govenor of the state of Arkansas

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After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas....

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....She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job! I hope she decides to run for Governor of Arkansas - she would be fantastic. Sarah, thank you for a job well done!

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Bob seems to have this strange idea that technology goes backwards just because of a change of government like he think that sciantific progress only happens due to government intervention.

 

[Knyttet]

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Why does he do this? Say "Who wants to tell them?" as if it's some sort of gotcha like he knows some greater truth that we mere mortals can never comprehend? And also come on Bob, it's just us. We're not some sort of nefarious Illuminati. We're just weirdos who like laughing at you. You don't need to act all coy. We know you're watching or having someone watch for you. Make an account, come by and say "Hi". I can't speak for everyone but I would legitimately like to talk to you in place where you can't block me for disagreeing with you. No bull, I'll treat you fair. You can bring Chip along if you want.

WHO WANTS TO TELL THEM WHAT, BOB??? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM??

That there IS a "Cinema Robert Command Center"?

I genuinely don't understand what he's getting at and it infuriates me.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I genuinely don't understand what he's getting at and it infuriates me.

I think he's telling him that the evil harassers in a backwater forum in the gutter of the internet have taken a fixation over him for being an incredibly smart fellow that knows the truth and it's definetly not delusional or deranged and that the guy mentioned him because he was out to harass him and not because Bob is a damn idiotic basement dweller that would inmediately engage in a retard slap fight.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I think he's telling him that the evil harassers in a backwater forum in the gutter of the internet have taken a fixation over him for being an incredibly smart fellow that knows the truth and it's definetly not delusional or deranged and that the guy mentioned him because he was out to harass him and not because Bob is a damn idiotic basement dweller that would inmediately engage in an exceptional individual slap fight.

My question would be: Who does Bobby think he's talking to with this statement?

Does he legitimately believe that everything he knows is common knowledge?

I'm wiling to bet if you asked the average person about this place they'd assume it was one of those petting zoos that focuses on animals from down under.

No one cares about you, Bob. We just like to point and laugh at how you're worse than we are.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I forgot to add this into my last post and at this point it doesn't seem right to edit it in. I find it funny that Bob claims to have fun spending the afternoon farming redemption tickets then proceeds to spend what looks like most, if not all, of the night on twitter. It seems like he was up till 3AM retweeting trannys, crying about people not liking him and fighting with hBomberguy.

Spoiler: "pleasant" afternoon

Spoiler: When even Koopa-troopa dunks on you...

Spoiler: When you act all tsundere to the kawaii-pie

Spoiler: press xxxxl to doubt

Fun fact! It took 12 minutes to get a response from Bobbyboi.

Bob really is fascinating. I experience so many different emotions watching and listening to him. My mind reals between infuriating confusion to childlike wonder to bellyfuls of big ol' gay laughter. The greatest writers in history would only hope that they could come up with someone so human that doesn't want to be human.

May your foot always be attached to you leg Bob so you may clamber your way to that superior future

!

 

[LaughingJoke]

I’ll be the “History Fag” the person who mentioned 1968 and the protesters are correct that was the catalyst for the 2 major parties to create the last 50 year illusion that we the people pick candidates thru the primaries and it is that which Blobby doesn’t understand it’s an illusion we don’t really pick the candidate never have probably never will.

To this day the delegates at the conventions can ignore the primary vote and make their own pick they just choose not to but it almost happened in 2016 with the Republicans having cold feet with Trump but chickened out over fears their bases wouldn’t show up in the fall to reelect them if they dumped Trump and handpicked their own candidate.

That’s what the conventions are and have always been the delegates meet and pick their candidate now before 1960 it was the old system of a bunch of political bosses would get together in a back room smoke some cigars drink some brandy and pick the candidate and get the delegates to vote on the candidate with promises. Not a bad system they picked some great men then we got all American Idol which is what the primaries are in 1960 Kennedy was thought to be unelectable due to being catholic the fear was that many Americans believed any catholic president would be a puppet for the pope in Rome. So Kennedy used the then useless primaries that LBJ didn’t even bother to go to believing he had the convention locked and that’s all he thought was that mattered. But Kennedy ran as a war hero in the primaries and won this showed the delegates that a catholic could win across the country which allowed Kennedy to get them to vote him in as the nominee.

So what Blobby fails to grasp is what he wants already is in place the primaries are nothing but a testing ground to see who is popular with the masses and the delegates get to pick that person allowing the American people to think they actually picked the candidate when in reality they did nothing more democratic than be a test audience for the upcoming main event.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I forgot to add this into my last post and at this point it doesn't seem right to edit it in. I find it funny that Bob claims to have fun spending the afternoon farming redemption tickets then proceeds to spend what looks like most, if not all, of the night on twitter. It seems like he was up till 3AM retweeting trannys, crying about people not liking him and fighting with hBomberguy.

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Bob really is fascinating. I experience so many different emotions watching and listening to him. My mind reals between infuriating confusion to childlike wonder to bellyfuls of big ol' gay laughter. The greatest writers in history would only hope that they could come up with someone so human that doesn't want to be human.

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Wow, that hbomb thread was hilarious. It’s also very funny how they turned his argument around on him to say he wants the democratic leadership to decide for blacks who to vote for

I wish these idiots would get over the tired trope of hating old white men even if they’re far left. They’re the reason why Trump won in the first place and will probably be re-elected.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I don't think I'm the most authoritative source, but I think you might be right. I remember hearing somewhere that the party national conventions (where the candidates of both parties are formally announced) used to be the place where the candidates would be decided, rather than through the primary systems we have now.

As was mentioned, the only reason for the primaries and debates is to convince the peons that they're still being listened to, and the only reason that the RNC picked Trump was exactly because he had a huge groundswell of grass-roots interest. After the Dems fucked themselves out of the only candidate that had ANY hope of beating Trump in 2016, they're going to have to play the game, and pretend they're listening to the peasants again.