Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Wait, i didn't knew he could cook. After all, that is manual labour and only something filthy peasants and slaves do. And my imagination can only go so far to even think about the unholy abominations Bob can create with his hands.

Oh, he can't cook. He can whip up grotesque abominations that are only food in a technical sense, in that they may nourish you a bit if you can choke them down. Look for his Thanksgiving mac & cheese, it's in this thread.

EDIT: Ninja'd twice over.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Mountain Dew Chicken? What the fuck, Bob? Gross. Absolutely fucking disgusting. This is the sort of shit you get from the kitchen of a man who's blood type is mayonnaise.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Who the fuck mixes chicken with Mountain Dew?

 

[The Nothingness]

Who the fuck mixes chicken with Mountain Dew?

MovieBob obviously

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Who the fuck mixes chicken with Mountain Dew?

A guy who blamed everyone but himself for him developing diabetes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

MovieBob obviously

I’m no chef but I’m pretty sure mixing Mountain Dew with chicken will taste fucking awful.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Mac & Cheese but with bleu cheese and fried chicken skin as a topping. This is what he made for Christmas if I recall.

Spoiler

That shit is bleu cheese?! I thought that was mold!

 

[RockVolnutt]

That shit is bleu cheese?! I thought that was mold!

Bleu cheese contains mold. It's harmless but one of the reasons you find people grossed out by it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bleu cheese contains mold. It's harmless but one of the reasons you find people grossed out by it.

Okay, that makes more sense. For a minute there, I thought he was cooking rotten food and not only eating it, but trying to force others to eat it as well.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bleu cheese contains mold. It's harmless but one of the reasons you find people grossed out by it.

I don't even think he put any of the cheese in it. It looks like he just used the moldy bits of the cheese.

He probably thought it counts as a vegetable.

 

[DK 699]

Let's not forget also that "Mountain Dew Chicken" that he cooked upside down,

Spoiler: The Chicken

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Let's not forget also that "Mountain Dew Chicken" that he cooked upside down,

Spoiler: The Chicken

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I apologize if I sound elitist, but how the hell do you go around calling yourself some sort of 'enlightened cosmopolitan intellectual' and then consume Mountain Dew, one of the most white trash soft drinks out there.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Hey Bawb, gimme a piece of that lemon-lime soda infused chicken skin."

"Yeah, back skin is my favorite. You should put some of that on your dry-as-concrete mold 'n cheese."

 

[Travoltron]

I apologize if I sound elitist, but how the hell do you go around calling yourself some sort of 'enlightened cosmopolitan intellectual' and then consume Mountain Dew, one of the most white trash soft drinks out there.

Cosmopolitan intellectual elites also don't talk with that Peter Griffin accent of his.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Cosmopolitan intellectual elites also don't talk with that Peter Griffin accent of his.

And I’m pretty sure they don’t have tucked in retro t-shirts and a coat to wear.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I apologize if I sound elitist, but how the hell do you go around calling yourself some sort of 'enlightened cosmopolitan intellectual' and then consume Mountain Dew, one of the most white trash soft drinks out there.

Reminder that he also drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, the single trashiest beer of all time.

 

[DK 699]

Reminder that he also drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, the single trashiest beer of all time.

I don't drink, but I thought that PBR was for white liberal urbanites while Natural Ice was the trashiest beer of all time.

 

[Red Hood]

The funny thing is, you can make a decent marinade for chicken with soft drinks. Dr Pepper chicken is pretty delicious, but the Dr Pepper thickens up into a barbecue sauce-like glaze.

But Mountain Dew? So much for superiority.

 

[Mola Ram]

Reminder that he also drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, the single trashiest beer of all time.

Also, Mike's Hard Lemonade, the choicest of swill for the would-be elite.

The funny thing is, you can make a decent marinade for chicken with soft drinks. Dr Pepper chicken is pretty delicious, but the Dr Pepper thickens up into a barbecue sauce-like glaze.

But Mountain Dew? So much for superiority.

Mountain Dew is one of the few substances on this good Earth I refuse to drink on the grounds of appearance alone. It looks like the urine of a man who's on his eighth or ninth round of radiation treatments for bladder cancer.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I didn't think anyone over the age of 18 drank Mountain Dew. By that time you've either discovered superior citrus-based soft drinks or have given up trying to be a reckless poser who falls for "edgy" marketing gimmicks.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Mountain Dew is one of the few substances on this good Earth I refuse to drink on the grounds of appearance alone. It looks like the urine of a man who's on his eighth or ninth round of radiation treatments for bladder cancer.

I didn't think anyone over the age of 18 drank Mountain Dew. By that time you've either discovered superior citrus-based soft drinks or have given up trying to be a reckless poser who falls for "edgy" marketing gimmicks.

Code Red's pretty decent even if you don't really care for regular. That could be because shops in my area don't really carry any similar drinks that are citrus/cherry. Sometimes they have Cherry 7-Up but it's not quite the same.