Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The Fatriarchy said:
I don't fucking care what you "mean". You said he said reps. I said he said pounds. Your backpedaling looks exceptional because it's not even in response to anything I said.
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lol wtf calm down bob

LordofCringe7206 said:
Fatboy strength only exists when a fat guy has enough physical activity in his lifestyle to build up strength. Still working out to some degree, or maybe working a manual labor job.

A fat guy like Bob who lives an extremely lethargic lifestyle has no fatboy strength.
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I'm actually what curious what he can max on a bench. I know this guy ain't hitting a gym in the past twenty years or whatever, but it would be interesting to see.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
As stated a few times in this thread, Bob’s the type of guy who’ll bark at you on Twitter but will cowardly get soft when confronted in real life. I bet he’s the type of guy that’s very easy to beat up despite his size.
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And as has also been stated in this thread, repeatedly, the only person who's had real world interaction with him that we know of has claimed that this is not the case. Bob in real life has been reported to be confrontational, arrogant, and rude. It's his lack of human interaction that has prevented him from having a real public meltdown, not this notion that he's a mopey coward. Until we get some more accounts of his real world behavior, this idea needs to go away.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
As stated a few times in this thread, Bob’s the type of guy who’ll bark at you on Twitter but will cowardly get soft when confronted in real life. I bet he’s the type of guy that’s very easy to beat up despite his size.
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I have no qualms that Bob is a coward that's never fought in his life. Just from his comments that a "well trained woman" could equalize any fight cemented my attitude towards him being anything but a beta. Just because Geeks aren't thrown into lockers as much anymore doesn't mean reality doesn't exist. Fighting has been broken down into a science, not some Dungeons and Dragons rock paper scissors RPG shit. There is a reason people make a big deal over weight classes in fighting, a 5-6 pound advantage for elite men is considered almost cheating, and bad sportsmanship in all combat sports (The Japanese's absurd Pride FC aside). Bob, for his size, and height it's really all speculation. For all we know he could be natural born fighter that swings for the fences instead of crumbling under pressure, but for him it'll either come naturally or it won't. Probably won't.

CharlesBarkley said:
lol wtf calm down bob



I'm actually what curious what he can max on a bench. I know this guy ain't hitting a gym in the past twenty years or whatever, but it would be interesting to see.
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Same here. I wanna guess at least 185 lowest estimate -225 highest.
 
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If Bob could actually fight he wouldn't carry around so much resentment towards his alleged "bullies". He would have kicked their asses and they would have stopped, end of story. And he would act completely different about it now and would have a very different set of advice for young people, more along the lines of tips for diet, exercise, and fighting instead of "Anybody to the right of Stalin is evil and must be killed for Social Justice and the Superior Future". And no, he didn't get bullied in high school and then learn to fight later. If he didn't learn to fight in high school, when the motivation to do so was at its highest, then he never learned. Period. This is real life, not some bullshit inspirational story of a guy who suddenly turns it all around. He's a lazy fat fucker, has always been a lazy fat fucker, and is only getting lazier as time goes on. And he's very likely an autist, who are notorious for their resistance to change.

Any aggression he may show in real life is not an indicator of fighting ability. It is an indicator of the attitude to pick a fight, which is completely different. Because of his size, and the fact that most people are pretty non-aggressive, he's been able to get away with it. If he's autistic, which I consider extremely likely, he is very likely to have nutrient absorption issues that slowed his childhood growth. But unless the issues were extremely severe, they'll keep on growing until they reach their genetically programmed height. My theory is that Bob was a runt through most of K-12 but eventually became the tall fat guy we know today and started throwing his weight around. He thinks that he lost fights then because he was small but can win fights now because he's big. If he ever gets in an actual fight, he is likely to very soon learn differently. I don't remember the guy who encountered him in real life saying how big he was either, so we don't know how aggressive he'll act towards someone else his height or bigger. I strongly suspect that he's a classic bully who felt victimized and now bullies those he thinks weaker while cowering before those he thinks stronger. But if he isn't, that's just more LOLs for us when eventually picks an obviously unwinnable fight and gets his clock cleaned.
 
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Mola Ram said:
And as has also been stated in this thread, repeatedly, the only person who's had real world interaction with him that we know of has claimed that this is not the case. Bob in real life has been reported to be confrontational, arrogant, and rude. It's his lack of human interaction that has prevented him from having a real public meltdown, not this notion that he's a mopey coward. Until we get some more accounts of his real world behavior, this idea needs to go away.
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Part of the problem though is that we've also seen through things like his Twitter that Bob doesn't necessarily like confrontation. It might just be a defense mechanism, but notice that Bob never stands by what he says. He does everything possibly to avoid owning up to his terrible opinions.

"Gee, I don't remember saying that friendo!"

If I had to guess, I imagine Bob in real life is confrontational up until he realizes he has a serious conflict on his hands. That's when the cowardliness takes effect.

But then again... given his level of mental stability, I wouldn't be shocked if he really does believe his own bullshit and ultimately decides to attack somebody when confronted.
CharlesBarkley said:
I'm actually what curious what he can max on a bench. I know this guy ain't hitting a gym in the past twenty years or whatever, but it would be interesting to see.
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WutangLee said:
Same here. I wanna guess at least 185 lowest estimate -225 highest.
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CharlesBarkley said:
I could maybe see a 180-ish if he had a few cups of coffee first and was told he would get to see Anita Sarkeesian nude pics upon completion.
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Not to powerlevel, but I imagine based off my own experiences that Bob is even worse than that. I remember at one point in college working out with a kid similar to Bob. Not so much personality wise, but physical wise: ate like shit, didn't really have that much physical activity in his life. Not even just with working out, but something as simple as walking he didn't really seem to do a lot. He spent more time laying in his bed or sitting in a chair than he did on his own two feet.

When he ultimately decided he had enough of his poor lifestyle choices, he started to change by eating right and working out more. I had the chance to work out with him during his first week of lifestyle improvements.

His beginning bench was literally 10 fucking lbs. We tested his max and found it was at 50 lbs.

Now ultimately this wasn't the end of the story. He really started taking care of himself and managed to improve with time. But where he started off at is what happens when you choose to live a lethargic lifestyle like Bob does. Even the simplest forms of neglect can have horrendous results on the human body.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
If Bob could actually fight he wouldn't carry around so much resentment towards his alleged "bullies". He would have kicked their asses and they would have stopped, end of story. And he would act completely different about it now and would have a very different set of advice for young people, more along the lines of tips for diet, exercise, and fighting instead of "Anybody to the right of Stalin is evil and must be killed for Social Justice and the Superior Future". And no, he didn't get bullied in high school and then learn to fight later. If he didn't learn to fight in high school, when the motivation to do so was at its highest, then he never learned. Period. This is real life, not some bullshit inspirational story of a guy who suddenly turns it all around. He's a lazy fat fucker, has always been a lazy fat fucker, and is only getting lazier as time goes on. And he's very likely an autist, who are notorious for their resistance to change.

Any aggression he may show in real life is not an indicator of fighting ability. It is an indicator of the attitude to pick a fight, which is completely different. Because of his size, and the fact that most people are pretty non-aggressive, he's been able to get away with it. If he's autistic, which I consider extremely likely, he is very likely to have nutrient absorption issues that slowed his childhood growth. But unless the issues were extremely severe, they'll keep on growing until they reach their genetically programmed height. My theory is that Bob was a runt through most of K-12 but eventually became the tall fat guy we know today and started throwing his weight around. He thinks that he lost fights then because he was small but can win fights now because he's big. If he ever gets in an actual fight, he is likely to very soon learn differently. I don't remember the guy who encountered him in real life saying how big he was either, so we don't know how aggressive he'll act towards someone else his height or bigger. I strongly suspect that he's a classic bully who felt victimized and now bullies those he thinks weaker while cowering before those he thinks stronger. But if he isn't, that's just more LOLs for us when eventually picks an obviously unwinnable fight and gets his clock cleaned.
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Oh, don't misunderstand me. I don't think Bob is capable of fighting his way out of a wet paper bag. But as you said, he probably thinks he's got it in him to be the toughest son of a bitch since Eat Em Up Jack McManus. If he ever really gets into a real life donnybrook, the results should be amusing.
 
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>No fat chicks - Bob Chipman, 2019
 
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BScCollateral said:
And for that matter, he's making fun of her name. The Movie Blob himself thinks someone else has a funny name.

I'd like to imagine that I have the sense to steer clear of rocks and glass houses, but Bob can't even comprehend that fine point.
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Fatty has actually addressed the blob jokes to the effect of "lol try harder kiddos".
 
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I wonder what Bob's ideal body type is? does he wish he was like 5'7 - 5'11 medium/light sized guy? Cause I don't get the "I wanna be a Chad vibes" and thankfully "I wanna be a 14 year old girl" vibes. I guess can be grateful that Bob isn't dipping his toe into the trans trend like every other autist. (I was actually thinking about Cosmo/Narcissa Wright, but yes, I realize Chris Chan is the elephant in the room)

LordofCringe7206 said:
His beginning bench was literally 10 fucking lbs.
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How is that possible. The bar weighs 35lbs? Are you saying it was 55lbs? Which I also have a hard time believing. I've seen children bench that.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
If Bob could actually fight he wouldn't carry around so much resentment towards his alleged "bullies". He would have kicked their asses and they would have stopped, end of story. And he would act completely different about it now and would have a very different set of advice for young people, more along the lines of tips for diet, exercise, and fighting instead of "Anybody to the right of Stalin is evil and must be killed for Social Justice and the Superior Future". And no, he didn't get bullied in high school and then learn to fight later. If he didn't learn to fight in high school, when the motivation to do so was at its highest, then he never learned. Period. This is real life, not some bullshit inspirational story of a guy who suddenly turns it all around. He's a lazy fat fucker, has always been a lazy fat fucker, and is only getting lazier as time goes on. And he's very likely an autist, who are notorious for their resistance to change.

Any aggression he may show in real life is not an indicator of fighting ability. It is an indicator of the attitude to pick a fight, which is completely different. Because of his size, and the fact that most people are pretty non-aggressive, he's been able to get away with it. If he's autistic, which I consider extremely likely, he is very likely to have nutrient absorption issues that slowed his childhood growth. But unless the issues were extremely severe, they'll keep on growing until they reach their genetically programmed height. My theory is that Bob was a runt through most of K-12 but eventually became the tall fat guy we know today and started throwing his weight around. He thinks that he lost fights then because he was small but can win fights now because he's big. If he ever gets in an actual fight, he is likely to very soon learn differently. I don't remember the guy who encountered him in real life saying how big he was either, so we don't know how aggressive he'll act towards someone else his height or bigger. I strongly suspect that he's a classic bully who felt victimized and now bullies those he thinks weaker while cowering before those he thinks stronger. But if he isn't, that's just more LOLs for us when eventually picks an obviously unwinnable fight and gets his clock cleaned.
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Like i said, if Bob wasn't like he is he would be the average Internet Tough Guy, probably going even more balls deep than Tonka did. But since he is like this now my best bet is that if it came to pick a fight, be it by accident or by pure and undistilled spergery on his part, he would do his best efforts to run away from it but making it look as if he won agains his opponent going off some tangent like "Only cavemen and idiots solve problems with their fists like you want to do. I am superior in any way and i reject violence unlike you, pleb". Seeing his whole tirades about how superior he is, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he tried to pull off something like this shit in case he got in a fight.

Also, i'll go a a bit powerlevel on this one since it's something that affected me in the long run. I was bullied in highschool for a long time and i won't get into details, but something i definetly didn't do is brag years after about how much i would like to beat up the people that bullied me. That's fucking long gone and you have far more important matters at hand. This makes me support the "Bob was a bully that felt victimized" because if you're a bullying victim you do your best to grow out of that and forget. Either that or he's an incredibly petty retard that hasn't come out of high school and thinks the world is still like that.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Like i said, if Bob wasn't like he is he would be the average Internet Tough Guy, probably going even more balls deep than Tonka did. But since he is like this now my best bet is that if it came to pick a fight, be it by accident or by pure and undistilled spergery on his part, he would do his best efforts to run away from it but making it look as if he won agains his opponent going off some tangent like "Only cavemen and idiots solve problems with their fists like you want to do. I am superior in any way and i reject violence unlike you, pleb". Seeing his whole tirades about how superior he is, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he tried to pull off something like this shit in case he got in a fight.

Also, i'll go a a bit powerlevel on this one since it's something that affected me in the long run. I was bullied in highschool for a long time and i won't get into details, but something i definetly didn't do is brag years after about how much i would like to beat up the people that bullied me. That's fucking long gone and you have far more important matters at hand. This makes me support the "Bob was a bully that felt victimized" because if you're a bullying victim you do your best to grow out of that and forget. Either that or he's an incredibly petty exceptional individual that hasn't come out of high school and thinks the world is still like that.
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bob as a bully is likely similar to him now. an angry fat nerd, trying to control who gets into his preferred interest and sperging about how to control things and the superior future
 
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