Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

Captain N was the cosmic fatass from his finale?

 

[Reality]

Captain N was the cosmic fatass from his finale?

IIRC he was wearing a Captain N shirt.
I believe he was one of those "Thinkers" of his (Omegathinker?), like Retrothinker, Antithinker, Necrothinker etc.

 

[Gordon Cole]

By "experience", he means "being rightfully mocked for my vidya delusions in high school".

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

He could just as well have said misanthropy.

Gee, I wonder why a fat, old, ugly (virgin?)/neckbeard with a toxic personality could possibly be bitter at life.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

By "experience", he means "being rightfully mocked for my vidya delusions in high school".
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Something, something, run into assholes all day, something.

 

[Foltest]

If all you meet are assholes, maybe it is you who are the asshole?

 

[Keystone]

If all you meet are untermensch, maybe it is you who is the untermensch?

 

[thismanlies]

By "experience", he means "being rightfully mocked for my vidya delusions in high school".
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Is it just me or is Bob's ego growing? I didn't even think that was possible.

 

[Shokew]

If he's this salty now about Trump winning, I can just imagine his saltiness just a couple days into the new presidency. These pages so far with Bob whining about a shithole like NYC only reaffirm his lack of knowledge of the outside world, for one.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Is it just me or is Bob's ego growing? I didn't even think that was possible.

It's tied to his weight. The heavier he gets the more arrogant he becomes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So remember Bob's shitfit about making the Escape From New York remake centering around inbred Trump supporters? Well, he was serious about that:

 

[AnOminous]

So remember Bob shitfit about making the Escape From New York remake about inbred Trump supporters? Well, he was serious about that:

He apparently didn't even understand Escape from New York, which if anything was a futuristic extrapolation from films like Death Wish and Dirty Harry, largely based on a fear of crime and pitting a hero against a lawless world. They're pro-law and order at heart.

It's sort of like taking Red Dawn and making it a film about killing Republicans.

Did this fat fuck even watch the original?

 

[Foltest]

He apparently didn't even understand Escape from New York, which if anything was a futuristic extrapolation from films like Death Wish and Dirty Harry, largely based on a fear of crime and pitting a hero against a lawless world. They're pro-law and order at heart.

It's sort of like taking Red Dawn and making it a film about killing Republicans.

Did this fat fuck even watch the original?

That would mean that he had to sit through a movie that is not about damn marvel superheros.

 

[Keystone]

He apparently didn't even understand Escape from New York, which if anything was a futuristic extrapolation from films like Death Wish and Dirty Harry, largely based on a fear of crime and pitting a hero against a lawless world. They're pro-law and order at heart.

It's sort of like taking Red Dawn and making it a film about killing Republicans.

Did this fat fuck even watch the original?

I doubt it. And I think Kurt Russell has a fair amount of conservative viewpoints, so we all know how Bob would feel about that.

 

[c-no]

Christ this motherfucker is stupid. Those blue collar workers weren't "moderate Republicans" you fat cunt. They were reliably Democratic voters before this shit. Many of them voted for Obama. If Hillary had kept just the people who voted for Obama last time, she would have won.

To back that Democrat claim, many of them were aiming for Bernie until he dropped out. Then they decided to switch over to Trump. But Blob wouldn't care, he'd just think they're all inbred Republicans that want gays and Muslims in concentration camps.

If he's this salty now about Trump winning, I can just imagine his saltiness just a couple days into the new presidency. These pages so far with Bob whining about a shithole like NYC only reaffirm his lack of knowledge of the outside world, for one.

Remember, this is a man that made the console wars of Nintendo and Sega his own Vietnam. This is a man that thinks all Trump supporters must really be white people while shilling for Hillary on his Twitter. When Trump finally is inaugurated, Bob will pitching harder fits that may as well trigger a heart attack.

 

[Lensherr]

So remember Bob shitfit about making the Escape From New York remake about inbred Trump supporters? Well, he was serious about that:

Of course Bob would make it into his own personal geopolitical masturbation fantasy.

 

[thismanlies]

It's sort of like taking Red Dawn and making it a film about killing Republicans.

Give it some time. He'll go in a tirade about how those poor Wolverines rose up against those evil Soviet gun nuts. Then he'll lament how the only "people of color" were Cuban paratroopers.

 

[Positron]

All the movies in his "How to Fix" series do not need "fixing", except The Ghostbustesses, which shouldn't even have been made.

 

[The Colonel]

We're going to get at least four years of this. Thank you God Emperor Trump.

 

[CervixHammer]

So remember Bob's shitfit about making the Escape From New York remake centering around inbred Trump supporters? Well, he was serious about that:

>remaking a John Carpenter movie
:islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic:

All the movies in his "How to Fix" series do not need "fixing", except The Ghostbustesses, which shouldn't even have been made.

well, yeah. but without having watched Blob's attempt:
1) hire Ryan Murphy and his usual posse of writers and directors
2) cast Sarah Paulson, Niecy Nash, Emma Roberts and Lea Michelle as the cisbusters, with cameos/minor roles by Lady Gaga, Denis O'Hare, Matt Bomer, Wes Bentley, Evan Peters, Angela Bassett, etc.
3) pitch as "American Horror Story but funny" or "Scream Queens but scary", avoid "see this if you don't hate women" marketing.
4) enjoy decent but non-memorable summer comedy that doesn't give you AIDS from watching it like the Feig version, and might actually have some funny moments.

now what was Bob's ide- "Feeg". I guess that's not how it's pronounced. and it takes him four and a half minutes to get to his idea because he has to whine about the "sexist hatahs".
"make the Religious Right the real villains!"
yeah, I'm sure Ryan Murphy would cram that in there along with the gay allegories, but at least Emma Roberts' legs would be in it.
"BAHSTAHN AHCKSCENT", yeah every season of AHS has some bizarre and inconsistent accents. American Ghostbuster Queens would do fine with that, and Sarah Paulson also has very nice legs. Either her or Emma Roberts for the Zuul on the rooftop in a robe scene.

Edit: Escape From MovieBob
I got the "so... American Mad Max?" long before he said it. and he confirmed that he is uncultured swine who has not seen Judge Dredd, Dredd, or read any 2000AD when he started talking about the coasts as nation-states with his archnemesis Flyover Country as the wasteland and his closest reference to Judge Dredd was Demoliton Man.
I give this waste of time Diabetes out of 5, Bob.