Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DK 699]

.... and I guarantee they aren't casually carrying AK-74's at the hip in Boston....

You speak as though that is an advantage Bostonian culture has over Somali culture...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Those aren't neighborhoods you dope, those are WAR ZONES, there's a difference between stuff falling apart because of economic neglect vs falling apart from high-explosives.

You dummy. It's obvious that Bob's superior intellect doesn't care about the reason. What matters is the fact that they are fucked up. And most important, to make it about white people.

Note aside, time ago i saw a documentary about a group of journalists that went to Somalia. Their hotel was a military complex full of mercenaries and had to go around in a convoy of armored APCs. They couldn't take a fucking piss behind a corner without telling their bodyguards where they were going or they would risk getting killed/kidnapped by anyone around the city. So it's pretty safe to say that Somalia is pretty much a shithole.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Those aren't neighborhoods you dope, those are WAR ZONES, there's a difference between stuff falling apart because of economic neglect vs falling apart from high-explosives.

I mean, you an find abandoned cars in plenty of Boston neighborhoods, but that one in pic 3 has clearly been blown up by an IED.... something that's so out of the ordinary in the US that it makes the news when it happens.... and I guarantee they aren't casually carrying AK-74's at the hip in Boston....

Somalia is a country where the Marines landed bearing food, and they were SHOT at....

I think the bigger things to bring up is how Bob had to leap to "wypipo bad" and it's very doubtful he'd suggest the same solutions. He could weasel out of it by saying their situations are different....but he's the one making the comparison in the first place.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I think the bigger things to bring up is how Bob had to leap to "wypipo bad" and it's very doubtful he'd suggest the same solutions. He could weasel out of it by saying their situations are different....but he's the one making the comparison in the first place.

That's like less crazy than people going to "THE WHYTE DEVILS" for like the smallest inconvenience to minorites (in America) and their countries that aren't America (which few don't even have white people or ever interacted with a white person face-to-face).

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So is it meth or opioids, Bob? Or something else?

Also, the infant mortality rate in Massachusetts is 4.4. In Somalia, it is 80.

Pretty much the same thing.

He's too young for thalidomide, but he continually makes you wonder.

 

[Arctic Fox]

How can you say that about a man who marinates his poultry in Mountain Dew?

That is fucking disgusting. Bob is the most white trash fuck on this website.

On the internet, we all know Bob isn't visiting physical stores.
Also lmao imagine spending $120 on that blazer.

The most I ever spent on a coat was $220. Tailored long overcoat with ox fur on the inner lining. My username aside, winters are harsh where I live.
I can't even imagine wearing that jacket of Bob's without emptying a twelve gauge in my mouth.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I'd call it a bit of a wash. It's perfectly possible to be a lapsed Catholic and still have Mayflower ancestors.

Ancestors from the Mayflower is actually a pretty common thing in New England; offhand, I have at least two acquaintances claiming that. Descendants are exponential and family stories about ancestry aren't always correct.

I'm going to go on a limb and say that Bobbie has more shared blood with Elizabeth "High Cheekbones" Warren than anyone on the Mayflower

 

[DK 699]

I'm going to go on a limb and say that Bobbie has more shared blood with Elizabeth "High Cheekbones" Warren than anyone on the Mayflower

Wait what is Warren's exact ethnicity? All I really know about her is that she is so white if you put her through the most autistic neo-nazi racial purity tests out there then she would be one of the few white people on the planet that would actually pass it.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Wait what is Warren's exact ethnicity? All I really know about her is that she is so white if you put her through the most autistic neo-nazi racial purity tests out there then she would be one of the few white people on the planet that would actually pass it.

I don't know Warren's ethnic background but my point is that he's bullshitting being a descendant of someone on the Mayflower like she bullshitted being native american

 

[Arctic Fox]

Wait what is Warren's exact ethnicity? All I really know about her is that she is so white if you put her through the most autistic neo-nazi racial purity tests out there then she would be one of the few white people on the planet that would actually pass it.

Mayonaise goblin

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

That is fucking disgusting. Bob is the most white trash fuck on this website.

The most I ever spent on a coat was $220. Tailored long overcoat with ox fur on the inner lining. My username aside, winters are harsh where I live.
I can't even imagine wearing that jacket of Bob's without emptying a twelve gauge in my mouth.

According to the link, it comes with matching pants and a tie, yet he only wore the jacket. Maybe the pants wouldn't close around his enormous gut. With the tie, I'm reminded of him shoving a polo shirt that he wore 2 days in a row under an ill-fitting suit jacket and trying to pass it off as a dress shirt with a tie, at his brother's wedding, so maybe that was as much effort he could stand to put into his appearance for one lifetime.

 

[Arctic Fox]

According to the link, it comes with matching pants and a tie, yet he only wore the jacket. Maybe the pants wouldn't close around his enormous gut. With the tie, I'm reminded of him shoving a polo shirt that he wore 2 days in a row under an ill-fitting suit jacket and trying to pass it off as a dress shirt with a tie, at his brother's wedding, so maybe that was as much effort he could stand to put into his appearance for one lifetime.

Wow. That is some white trash shit. The fact that he actually feels superior to anyone on this earth is hysterical.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

You're probably right, and I was just being intensely autistic here.


That's a suitably Lovecraftian origin for the man.

Wasn't there a Lovecraft story about a race of people who bred with fish monsters and who would look normal throughout their youth, only to start turning into fishmen as soon as they hit middle age? If Bob was bred from sentient urinal fungus, that would explain his yellowing, melting appearance as he increasingly nears 40.

Also, importing thousands of Somalis into the country and cramming small white towns full of them is about the quickest way to redpill the high-trust cornshuckers who live in them. It's no coincidence Minnesota started turning redder after Refugee agencies started shunting the denizens of failed civillizations their way.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

He's so unneccessarily bitter all the time. It can't be good on his heart to be this angry constantly.

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The Berlin Wall split one country in half. One half capitalist and one repressive communist.

The wall on our southern border would be to separate two different countries and to keep out illegal economic migrants from walzing in and shitting up the place.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wasn't there a Lovecraft story about a race of people who bred with fish monsters and who would look normal throughout their youth, only to start turning into fishmen as soon as they hit middle age? If Bob was bred from sentient urinal fungus, that would explain his yellowing, melting appearance as he increasingly nears 40.

Yes, Shadow Over Innsmouth. The narrator himself begins to turn into a fishman at the end, accepts his heritage (as opposed to emptying a shotgun into his fishy head) and prepares to bring down the world of humanity. Fittingly enough, Innsmouth is located on the Massachusetts coast.

The Berlin Wall split one country in half. One half capitalist and one repressive communist.

The wall on our southern border would be to separate two different countries and to keep out illegal economic migrants from walzing in and shitting up the place.

Not to split hairs (heh), but the Berlin Wall split the city of Berlin in half. Berlin was located squarely in the middle of East Germany, so West Berlin was surrounded by the Berlin Wall and became a capitalist enclave in the middle of communist East Germany. After the failed blockade of West Berlin, it became so prosperous that people would risk their lives crossing the Berlin wall to find a better life, much like illegals do now. Unlike illegals, however, East Berliners were willing to work to improve their lot in life, as opposed to demanding all good things be given to them.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't know Warren's ethnic background but my point is that he's bullshitting being a descendant of someone on the Mayflower like she bullshitted being native american

If she's Native enough to claim benefits I'm a Zulu tribesman.

 

[RedAntz]

Why does Bob constanly cream his Mario Underoos at any prospect of a cyberpunk future? Does he not realize the genre is inherently dystopian? Or does the prospect of being crushed under the heels of a mega corporation really apeal to him THAT much?

Also here we have another patented display of Bob not realizing he is saying two entirely different things within hours of each tweet.
"This picture of war torn Somalia looks like it could be areas just outside Boston."
"No way West Baltimore could be a crime ridden shit hole, everyone knows the country side of America is the real shit hole!"

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

Wait what is Warren's exact ethnicity? All I really know about her is that she is so white if you put her through the most autistic neo-nazi racial purity tests out there then she would be one of the few white people on the planet that would actually pass it.

Caucasian and Libyan (her grandma ate a bowl of couscous once).

 

[Rei is shit]

I'd really like to see him enter a shitty baltimore neighborhood

 

[DK 699]

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What does Bobby-boy mean by 'bad one'? I thought that Saudi Arabia was a beautiful culturally enriched paradise free from western imperialism, Christianity, and mayonnaise ghouls?