Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Nah. Everyone knows given the choice, you always kill the real Bob.

An actual evil twin of Bob would be like "Evil Cartman" from South Park. A nice chill guy everyone ends up loving. Or to put it more simply, Bob is the evil twin. He even has the mirror universe goatee.

A skinny guy with slightly puffy cheeks?
I hate to put an end to your speculation, but I have hired a professional concept artist to analyze Bob and draw a picture of what his exact opposite would look like. Here is what they produced:
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I've heard the marketing theory before from people, but I work in marketing and I'm just saying it's not that subtle and emotionally engaging most of the time. No agency or studio would say "let's make people afraid of incels, we will get so much press!" Only people unfamiliar with marketing and business think there's no such thing as bad publicity. Most publicity is bad publicity, and it's mostly hurdles.

Also this movie was going to be huge when it was announced, people love this dumb fucking character, the moment you added some of the biggest stars on the planet to one of the most popular characters in one of the most profitable genres on the planet, yeah it was gonna be popular so much.
If this is indeed guerilla marketing, it is working against the popularity. People don't want to hear that there's gonna be trouble if they go to see a fucking comic book character movie, the threat of violence and political dissent and over-complication of attendance in no way makes the movie more appealing.
It will succeed in spite of this, if anything.
I agree, I don't think this is some marketing ploy. For one, I think this was announced years ago, before any incel hysteria. Two, I think they are purposefully making this kind of low key, trying to keep it mysterious, like the Joker himself. The Dark Knight had a good guerilla marketing that kept people engaged, of course with Heath Ledger's Joker.

I think this whole "controversy" is only done by people who hate cishet white males. They can't stand the thought that a movie is being released that we would enjoy and spend our money to watch. They don't have any real concern of white male violence. They just want to scare people into not seeing the movie, and better yet, scaring theaters into not showing it.
According to him he owns some kind of handgun. If he's telling the truth, it's probably just a legacy gun that was willed to him by some relative of his.
Can we red flag him? I'm sure a super progressive city like Boston would love to know that somebody as demonstrably unstable as Bob has access to a fire arm. After all, that is the whole point of red flag laws and someone like Bob would wholeheartedly support such an action.
 
I'd say that Bob should eat shit, get hit by a car and die, but I'd honestly be more worried about the car and its driver in that situation.
Jace Connors tried running over Bob, hence why he rolled his mom's Prius while he was driving to Brianna Wu's house. Bob's reaction to that was him saying "Who threw that rock?"
 
Oh the takes are starting bois and of course there’s a Marvel movie reference!
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I know when I watch Falling Down it makes me wanna goose step everywhere and oppress people I view as “the other” and constitutional rights. When Michael Douglas says “Now you’re gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?” I think “That’s right privileged, old white man become the best kind of obsolete!”. When he kills that literal Nazi I go “The free market let him make a business and and become kinda successful he deserves death! Yeah fascism!” LMAO
Do they not realize D-Fense was a bad guy? For god sakes, "movie" Bob should know that being the protagonist doesn't make you the hero or a good person.

It's kind of scary that the other guy watched this with his college professor. "Just relax your anus. Squeezing too tight is just Reagenomics and you don't want to be known as a butt fascist, do you?"
Generally, I see two ways people enjoy Falling Down. As a tragedy, or as catharsis as D-Fens goes around town getting revenge on day-to-day frustrations.

I don't know where this sudden stream of shitty reinterpretations of popular films comes from, but I can't help but read them as a hipster trying to be the smartest person in the room and failing.
I guess it's postmodernism. Deconstruct everything and explain why it's bad. And if you don't deconstruct it and call out it's badness, you yourself are supporting badness and are therefore also bad.
 
I'd say that Bob should eat shit, get hit by a car and die, but I'd honestly be more worried about the car and its driver in that situation.
Yeah, an object Bob's size could cause serious damage to the vehicle and any passengers. I mean if a 90 lb deer can total a car, Bob would be like hitting a boulder.
 
Bob, there is NO SUCH THING as progress. Evolution is a reactive force - human psychology adapting to changing conditions, which affect human psychology going into the future, which causes said humans to alter their environment even further. To Progressives like Bob, "Progress" is a white country offshoring all of its heavy industry, opening its borders, doling out free welfare and cheap jobs to illegals while jailing its own native citizens for "hatespeak" if they complain about foreigners driving down wages and driving up the cost of living. Know what else is a reactive force, Bob? Backlash. Like the kind of backlash that happens when a group of people who've been screwed over by their own government vote for a candidate that actively promotes their own interests. (Which is something that YOU call "racist," Bob.) Life isn't a video game. A country doesn't stay stable just because it's people have reached a certain "Level." And complex civilizations that rely on interconnecting trade routes, a constant influx of resources, and just-in-time supply chains have a tendency to go "Kablooey" rather quickly once a wrench has been tossed into the works.

Here are some examples:




Part of me hopes the apocalypse happens in Bob's lifetime, because we all know he's going to wind up strapped to a board mounted to the front of the lead marauder's car all Mad Max style, and the sight of that will be hilarious.
Bob's idea of human hyper-evolution has pretty grim implications for a lot of PoC. A lot of them haven't even progressed beyond mud huts, by Bob logic they must morally be shit, and should be ruthlessly exterminated even more so than the white working class.
 
Nah. Everyone knows given the choice, you always kill the real Bob.

An actual evil twin of Bob would be like "Evil Cartman" from South Park. A nice chill guy everyone ends up loving. Or to put it more simply, Bob is the evil twin. He even has the mirror universe goatee.

Mirror universe Bob would probably one of the most well regarded and beloved critics on the internet. He would also work to expose corruption in games journalism as well as be a passionate advocate of the middle America working class.
 
Satan is also about repression, humiliation and emotional detachment. He also loves publicly repressed (but privately degenerate) fitness obsessed greedy businessmen. And nothing is more republican than them.

So I'd say he's winning in both sides.

Satan wants you to stray from the straight and narrow path, so any which way you stray is good to him.

Of course if Bob ever read 1984, and was able to actually comprehend it :optimistic: , he'd know that in his ideal society the farming and factory working proles would be mostly left alone while Bob and the outer party would live under the boot 24/7.
Although that's only if he wasn't liquidated for being absolutely useless.

An interesting take on 1984 is that it's not so much a criticism of socialism and totalitarianism as a satire of corporate white-collar culture.
 
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Bob's idea of human hyper-evolution has pretty grim implications for a lot of PoC. A lot of them haven't even progressed beyond mud huts, by Bob logic they must morally be shit, and should be ruthlessly exterminated even more so than the white working class.
You know that's not how the (double) standards work here: if white people are poor or downtrodden, it's because they suck and deserve it. If non-white (and possibly non-Asian, they're very schizophrenic about that) people are poor and downtrodden, it's because they're innocent angels who are being kept down by evil wypipo who need to be exterminated to allow their full potential to bloom.

"Leftists don't believe in a superior race, but they sure as shit believe in an inferior one."
 
With that last tweet, there has to be some macabre past event in like, highschool where Bob was gang raped by fifty skinny white farmer kids wearing Confederate flag capes or something.

There is no reason anyone should be this bitter about flyover states.
My theory is it's part of his ongoing mid-life crisis.

One of the main criticisms of the left is that most people tend to ignore their own sins in favor of pointing at someone else and making them the enemy. In America's case, it's the flyover states. Instead of pointing at the income inequality of the cities, white liberals will instead make a boogeyman out of middle America, insisting they're all just backwater rednecks and hillbillies who spend their weekends screaming white power.

Bob, however, is a creature of spite and malice, distraught that his dreams of being a hero like in his cartoons never came to be. But now that the left has provided him with an enemy he can fight, and as he approaches 40 and has nothing to show for it, his idiotic brain has latched onto the idea that his disappointment over never flying a spaceship can be directed solely at one area of the country.
 
I've heard the marketing theory before from people, but I work in marketing and I'm just saying it's not that subtle and emotionally engaging most of the time. No agency or studio would say "let's make people afraid of incels, we will get so much press!" Only people unfamiliar with marketing and business think there's no such thing as bad publicity. Most publicity is bad publicity, and it's mostly hurdles.

Also this movie was going to be huge when it was announced, people love this dumb fucking character, the moment you added some of the biggest stars on the planet to one of the most popular characters in one of the most profitable genres on the planet, yeah it was gonna be popular so much.
If this is indeed guerilla marketing, it is working against the popularity. People don't want to hear that there's gonna be trouble if they go to see a fucking comic book character movie, the threat of violence and political dissent and over-complication of attendance in no way makes the movie more appealing.
It will succeed in spite of this, if anything.
The big theory is that it’s anti-marketing done by Disney to squash any chance of DC getting the first major award winning comic film. Mostly stemming from the fact that the initial story came from a Disney owned station
 
Bob's idea of human hyper-evolution has pretty grim implications for a lot of PoC. A lot of them haven't even progressed beyond mud huts, by Bob logic they must morally be shit, and should be ruthlessly exterminated even more so than the white working class.
While that sounds sound you need to keep in mind that those poor souls in mud huts didn’t vote for Bulmpf and are not white. They are incapable of aiding or hindering Bobbyboi’s weirdo dream of space rockets, leaving the only habitable planet we know of, or making fun of him online. It’s the white working class that’s always bitching about their precious jobs/communities/children/values which makes them obsolete and should be disposed of properly.

Side note: Now that it’s been pointed out, his weird obsession with space travel, do any of you think he’s going to drop it or rephrase it? While I don’t think so, I noticed for the first time, to my knowledge at least, that he used “worthwhile” future instead of his go to “superior” future. I think it was @Rei is shit that mentioned that Bob stopped using some term after enough mockery here. I hope he doesn’t lose that child like wonder and horrible temper, manners and reasoning.

Finally, today is the day I get to say the N-word bois!(this text is purposefully left on the bottom)
 
We've seen what he cooks, and self inflicted diabetes is in his life. Let's just leave it as "he should get hit by a car"

I think the worst thing that could happen to Bob is being publically burned by the coastal groups he loves so much.

I want Anita or Zoe to #MeToo him. Something like "Uh, he invited me to play mario kart 8 in his room and when I said no, he shouted at me while sobbing about how his diabities never gets him any pretty girls."
 
I think the worst thing that could happen to Bob is being publically burned by the coastal groups he loves so much.

I want Anita or Zoe to #MeToo him. Something like "Uh, he invited me to play mario kart 8 in his room and when I said no, he shouted at me while sobbing about how his diabities never gets him any pretty girls."

Much more likely:

"No matter how obviously uncomfortable I was, Bob just kept bringing the conversation back to Asian women, lesbians, transwomen and femdom. His obvious fetishization of marginalized folks is just plain gross"
 
Principles are not part of the superior future
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Snowden is bad
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Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight :story:
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Bob has an autistic take on what class means in terms of socialism
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He gets called out on it and this is his reply. Class isn't real, its only what people think that matters
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Lying about being an indian is just what teachers do
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Feminist ally
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