Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pointless Pedant]

The MCU is the most important artistic achievement of our century friendo!
If you were Elite like Bob you know this.
Juts like bringing McNuggets to parties, drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade on the beach and watching WWE are also truly Elite and Cultured activity's.
I swear Bob would be so much somewhat more tolerable if he just owned up to being and having plebian tastes.
I like the MCU and fatty food but you don't see me claiming to be some 21st century renaissance man ubermensch do you now?

In order for him to admit that he'd have to have self awareness, in which case he wouldn't be a massive lolcow and we wouldn't be laughing at him now. The same thinking, or lack thereof, he uses to claim the MCU is real art is the same he uses for his politics and everything else.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

"Left Wing Randroid" is something I never thought I'd see but then I found Bob and I realized how naive I was.
Bob is what happens when Ayn Rand and Hillary Clinton get thrown into a blender and the resulting intellectual abomination is inserted into the body, and given the interests, of a diabetic manchild.
What ever else you can say Bob is certainly unique...
Uniquely terrible but unique nonetheless.

You know, after a long time of throwing around terms like 'fascist' 'socialist' 'nazi' and 'neo-liberal', I think that 'left-wing Randroid' might be the best label to stick on Bob.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You know, after a long time of throwing around terms like 'fascist' 'socialist' 'nazi' and 'neo-liberal', I think that 'left-wing Randroid' might be the best label to stick on Bob.

I'm partial to the term "malfunctioning Randroid" myself.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Reminder, Bob pays mostly attention to people jumping and shooting lasers in the MCU.

 

[Neko GF]

One of the more notable things that appear in the never-ending trashfire that is Bob's Twitter is his attempts to "publicly humiliate" his "trolls". These attempts are just as pathetic as one would think. Bob only mentions the most basic, bottom of the barrel, low hanging fruit amongst his trolls and even when addressing them he usually doesn't understand what they said or brushes them of with a butthurt/ smug comeback. Here's an example of how Bob "publicly humiliates" his trolls.

Spoiler: Bob really knows how prove people wrong Pt.2

Bob, showcasing his intellectual and moral superiority, decides to not only decided to not even try arguing against the point the "troll" made but actually prove the "troll" right by retweeting them, likely with the intent that his followers will berate them.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The smugness is off the charts.

 

[Mola Ram]

The smugness is off the charts.
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How can one resurrect that which had no life to begin with?

 

[Neko GF]

How can one resurrect that which had no life to begin with?

That and his career is still dead. Despite having a YT channel with over 144K subs a lot of his videos struggle to get even 14K views. On the escapist, a channel with over 1.15 million subs his videos there often struggle to get 100K views.

 

[lolwatagain]

The smugness is off the charts.
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What is there to get? It's a basic three-act structure where the climax involves some kind of world destroying event like a skybeam, without anything that has the remote possibility of upsetting a mainland chinese audience.

 

[Mola Ram]

What is there to get? It's a basic three-act structure where the climax involves some kind of world destroying event like a skybeam, without anything that has the remote possibility of upsetting a mainland chinese audience.

I was so curious about Bob's statement that the headline wasn't really what Gunn said that I read the quote for myself. See if you find the headline accurate.

“Many of our grandfathers thought all gangster movies were the same, often calling them ‘despicable,'” he wrote. “Some of our great grandfathers thought the same of westerns, and believed the films of John Ford, Sam Peckinpah, and Sergio Leone were all exactly the same. I remember a great uncle to whom I was raving about Star Wars. He responded by saying, ‘I saw that when it was called 2001, and, boy, was it boring!’ Superheroes are simply today’s gangsters/cowboys/outer space adventurers. Some superhero films are awful, some are beautiful. Like westerns and gangster movies (and before that, just MOVIES), not everyone will be able to appreciate them, even some geniuses. And that’s okay.”

Frankly, I find this just as dismissive as the headline suggests, with the additional charming detail that Gunn is basically saying they're a couple of geezers who are incapable of appreciating this genre. No, James. No, Bob. They "get it" and they're absolutely capable of appreciating it. They just recognize it for the mindless pap it is.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I was so curious about Bob's statement that the headline wasn't really what Gunn said that I read the quote for myself. See if you find the headline accurate.



Frankly, I find this just as dismissive as the headline suggests, with the additional charming detail that Gunn is basically saying they're a couple of geezers who are incapable of appreciating this genre. No, James. No, Bob. They "get it" and they're absolutely capable of appreciating it. They just recognize it for the mindless pap it is.

I also find it hilarious that Bob thinks Gunn is more courageous since being rehired by Disney. Aside from responding to people like Scorsese or now Coppola, Gunn has been far more quiet and avoiding attention since the controversy over his tweets happened last year.

Ironically unlike his biggest fan, he actually learned to stop being a Twitter sperg because of how it can bite you in the ass in ways you can't imagine.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I also find it hilarious that Bob thinks Gunn is more courageous since being rehired by Disney. Aside from responding to people like Scorsese or now Coppola, Gunn has been far more quiet and avoiding attention since the controversy over his tweets happened last year.

Ironically unlike his biggest fan, he actually learned to stop being a Twitter sperg because of how it can bite you in the ass in ways you can't imagine.

I’d still love to see Bob react to a scenario where Gunn gets #MeToo.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The smugness is off the charts.
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I love how Bob is projecting himself onto Gunn as though Gunn is how Bob would ideally be when really if Gunn took a good look at Bob, he'd be disgusted by Bob's dehumanization of most of society along with his elitist attitude.

If Bob theoretically didn't like the MCU, he'd be singing the praises of Scorsese and Coppola.

 

[Rei is shit]

Guy famous for worrying about soviet spies didn't actually care about RUSSIA


Bob is a phone poster


Dont worry though he totally never said anything bad about the working class


Its his job to act like a manchild


PEAK DELUSION Hows russ pitts doing bob?


Bob has better things to do than engage with online detractors (note he was back on twitter in under 2hrs)


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Still mad about tulsi

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, I love seeing Tulsi get Bob triggered.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Bob really needs to visit a third world country.

Oooh, bob should spend a week in Mexicali. Then he’d get to see what la raza are really like. He does like brown people right?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Oooh, bob should spend a week in Mexicali. Then he’d get to see what la raza are really like. He does like brown people right?

In the same way the average leftist likes brown people: pretty far away and with ethnic food shops they can go regularly. Do you think they want to live close to them? Are you mad?

Also, love how Bob says that his detractors and people that troll him are "Stupid people that mistakes themselves for clever". That's the best and incredibly most accurate definition Bob has made of himself. If he only used it on himself i would actually send him a merit badge on the mail to congratulate him for that inhuman level of self awareness.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The main differences now are his paying more explicit lip-service to left-wing causes, a significantly more authoritarian bent, and the exact nature of the parasites he rails against.

Bob was a anti-feminist, but he changed his mind once they started going after games he didn't like.

How can one resurrect that which had no life to begin with?

What resurrection? Bob says that he never fired from the Escapist, he quit.

I agree with Bob. People should stop sending him 6 year old pictures. The newer ones are funnier.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Oooh, bob should spend a week in Mexicali. Then he’d get to see what la raza are really like. He does like brown people right?

Bob actually lives in quite a mixed county. He just doesn't leave his basement.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob actually lives in quite a mixed county. He just doesn't leave his basement.

County, yes. Town, no.

Suffolk includes Boston proper, accounting for the apparent diversity. Bob is protected from that diversity by an honest to god moat.