Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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That's right only people who Bob hates will be suffer in the superior future.
While he wants the people he hates to suffer in his superior future, I'm pretty sure he's also completely comfortable with the people he's indifferent to suffering as well. Anyone who can't adapt to Chairman Bob's self-serving mecha-dictatorship will be proving they're part of the obsoletes and deserve whatever happens to them. That'll be about 99% of the population. The rest are scientist who will provide him with magic toys to play with, woke "smart" women whom he's deluded himself into thinking will give him a crumb of pussy (and if Bob became Lord of the Wasteland maybe they would), and ball licking sycophants of the kind who like and reblog him on Twitter.

He just won't say that part out loud.

Kinda late but Bob is a good reminder of why it's important to temper emotional responses with some level of rationality. I assume part of the reason Bob lacks a filter is because he goes after socially acceptable targets, at least by Twitter standards, and nobody tells him "lol calm down". He'd never have a reason to develop one or gain any introspective thoughts which worsen his state of mind.
People have told him to calm down though, and called him out. Repeatedly. He dismisses them as the wrong kind of leftists/democrats/liberals. One of the really toxic things about social media is that with a little luck any psycho can manage to scrounge up a big enough following of ball lickers to insulate them and make them think their ideas aren't horrifying and repulsive to most people. These people get a couple hundred, or even a couple dozen likes and worst member of RLM reblogging their stuff and they think they're a big, swinging dick who represents a popular opinion.

Bob is too big of an exceptional asshole for even most of exceptional asshole Twitter, but he's still got juuust enough followers and fans to convince himself that he's awesome.
 
This is why Bob is my main follow. On a weekly to almost daily basis he says something so preposterously asinine that I'm amazed that he hasn't gone fully off reservation and subscribed to Pewdiepie, so to say. Ceaselessly fascinating you are Bob Chipman.

I went to see how much shit he was eating because of this one. To my actual surprise, at the time of this writing at least, the comments are about 60-40 leading in favor for Bob. There wasn't anything too funny in the thread so I just scrolled up on his thread to do some farming. My submission to this meeting of The Chipman Society...

Never take fashion advice from a guy who unironically dresses like Bob.
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There's a fair bit going on in the thread proper. Bob's responses pretty much boil down to, of course, "They are the other. Initiate a solution that is final!"
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STOP CALLING BOB OUT GUISE!
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Remember all those times that Bob would fire back at people saying that he wan't a coastal elite and was struggling to make ends meet? Well...
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Gosh Bob not a word for all the children who have been used as shields to get adults through the border and are promptly sold into the sex trade?

Also Blob is the guy in a zombie movie who is found in a flooded basement eating rats because he was too much of a coward to make a go of it in a dangerous world.
 
So is bob a garbage person because he's not a millionaire?

Is that the only metric for "making it"?

Or is it owning two life size he-man swords?

Also half those trump supporter pictures look like they're in mid-cheer. Like that's a face you make at a sporting event when your team scores a last minute touch down.
Bob has repeatedly talked about how he hard that he’s worked to “make something of [him]self”, in addition to ranting about how the Trump-voting obsolescents have denied him a Star Trek-style utopia. Does he think that he’s truly accomplished something worthwhile with his life, or does he believe that he’s been deprived of a better life by the actions of others, in which case he’s a hypocrite (surprise, surprise).
 
Bob once again expressing his hate for anyone who works in anything except for directly in the arts and sciences.
Do you think Bob would die if he realized how many working class Hinterland subhumans it took to support the system that allows there to be dedicated artists and scientists?
That was rhetorical, of course he would. His superior brain would kill itself.


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And never mind, it turns out the Bob has realized the true enemy is Obama voters. He really had everyone going there, huh?

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Bob once again expressing his hate for anyone who works in anything except for directly in the arts and sciences.
Do you think Bob would die if he realized how many working class Hinterland subhumans it took to support the system that allows there to be dedicated artists and scientists?
That was rhetorical, of course he would. His superior brain would kill itself.


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Jesus christ, that's basically a supervillain speech. How self unaware can one man be?
 
Bob has repeatedly talked about how he hard that he’s worked to “make something of [him]self”, in addition to ranting about how the Trump-voting obsolescents have denied him a Star Trek-style utopia. Does he think that he’s truly accomplished something worthwhile with his life, or does he believe that he’s been deprived of a better life by the actions of others, in which case he’s a hypocrite (surprise, surprise).
Bob is both absurdly proud of his sub par Youtube "career" as it is now and thinks that he would be a supermodel banging renowned space explorer (who presumably still makes shitty Youtube videos, but they get a billion views each) if the mayonnaise ghouls hadn't maliciously sabotaged his superior future because they wanted to do worthless shit like feed their families.

Also his diabetes would be cured, thanks to bionic implants his penis would be eight inches and work perfectly, and he would own a talking unicorn.
 
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Jesus christ, that's basically a supervillain speech. How self unaware can one man be?

If Bob had read Atlas Shrugged as a teen, he would have turned out very differently.
His beliefs, rhetoric, and fondness for confused morializing speeches would be almost exactly the same, but the language of why parasites bad would be different.
 
If Bob had read Atlas Shrugged as a teen, he would have turned out very differently.
His beliefs, rhetoric, and fondness for confused morializing speeches would be almost exactly the same, but the language of why parasites bad would be different.

Bob once upon a time claimed to be quite the Ayn Rand fan. You may decide for yourself how much of her stuff he's actually read.
 
If Bob had read Atlas Shrugged as a teen, he would have turned out very differently.
His beliefs, rhetoric, and fondness for confused morializing speeches would be almost exactly the same, but the language of why parasites bad would be different.
Bob once upon a time claimed to be quite the Ayn Rand fan. You may decide for yourself how much of her stuff he's actually read.
I’d like to second what @Mola Ram said and go one step further by saying that I think that Bob’s Randroid tendencies never truly went away. He still jabbers on and on about an elite few given free reign to mold society as they see fit, parasites holding humanity back from reaching their potential, and has an incredibly selfish worldview. The main differences now are his paying more explicit lip-service to left-wing causes, a significantly more authoritarian bent, and the exact nature of the parasites he rails against.
 
His obsession brings to mind a similar fashion in which larges swaths of Reddit was consumed by the story of Nikola Tesla a decade or so ago. The story of a brilliant, but misunderstood genius who was swindled by a capitalist destroying the future in the process is how Tesla became mythologized in those circles. That seems rather similar to how Bob projects himself.

He even gave a tiny affirmation towards Tesla in his The Prestige review from 2006:


Angier's quest takes him to America and the mountain hideaway of exiled inventor Nikola Tesla (yay!)
 
Bob, being the political genius he is has decided to give his opinion on how the American left should operate:
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"Focus on economic minority groups, sexual degeneracy and polarising issues regarding US culture. Ignore the needs and wants of the majority of the US". It's tweets like these that make me wish that Bob would run for political office. It would be a trashfire that would put Sargon's trashfire to shame.
 
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Bob reminds me of a personal lolcow as both demonstrate what happens when you give into mental sloth and become entirely gladural.

See, they are always right. So if they say something completely wrong or insane, well you must have just misread it because they can't ever be wrong.

I have this theory that people like these will pick a fault and declare it to be endemic to [that group over there]. Then any time they might wonder if they have that fault, they absolve themselves by group membership.

I.e. only conservatives are racist
Am I being racist?
Can't be I'm still not a conservative, you stupid nigger.

With Bob the examples are plenty.
 
I’d like to second what @Mola Ram said and go one step further by saying that I think that Bob’s Randroid tendencies never truly went away. He still jabbers on and on about an elite few given free reign to mold society as they see fit, parasites holding humanity back from reaching their potential, and has an incredibly selfish worldview. The main differences now are his paying more explicit lip-service to left-wing causes, a significantly more authoritarian bent, and the exact nature of the parasites he rails against.
"Left Wing Randroid" is something I never thought I'd see but then I found Bob and I realized how naive I was.
Bob is what happens when Ayn Rand and Hillary Clinton get thrown into a blender and the resulting intellectual abomination is inserted into the body, and given the interests, of a diabetic manchild.
What ever else you can say Bob is certainly unique...
Uniquely terrible but unique nonetheless.
 
Bob, being the political genius he is has decided to give his opinion on how the American left should operate:
"Focus on economic minority groups, sexual degeneracy and polarising issues renegading US culture. Ignore the needs and wants of the majority of the US". It's tweets like these that make me wish that Bob would run for political office. It would be a trashfire that would put Sargon's trashfire to shame.

Shit, Ayn Rand would even be disgusted at what she created.
 
Yes, of course a political party dedicated to winning elections should just write off huge segments of the voting public. What could go wrong? :story:
How many magic science men do they have? I bet you can't even name a single atomic warlock or even a photonic druid. I know the science, friendo, I know all of the sciences.
 
Walks like a duck was coined by McCarthy, it's from an interview he did when he was asked how to spot communists.
Russia panic is something the left is clumsily trying to exploit now, so it makes sense someone trying to appeal to them would crib from McCarthy. Although McCarthy was a hell of a lot more reasonable with his accusations than Bob.

Yes, of course a political party dedicated to winning elections should just write off huge segments of the voting public. What could go wrong? :story:
That was basically Hillary Clinton's 2016 election run. Of course Bob's answer to this is to take away voting rights from a huge portion of the opposition, but he doesn't seem to realize you actually have to obtain power before you can do that. His political strategy consists of rolling around on the floor pounding his fists and screaming about how nobody should have to care about the obsoletes and how he hates them so damn much.
 
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