Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

All you did was make him look like Matt Pinfield

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

At first he just looked like the 70´s TV version of the King Pin. Photoshopped he just looks like the regular King Pin.

 

[Red Hood]

So if anyone is interested, Bob got that jacket for his Terminator review. Which he enjoyed because he is a simpleton. He wears it zipped up in the review, and it is way too small and makes him look like an overly inflated tire.

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Also glad to know that Bob's production skill are as shitty as ever. Between jump cutting two to three times within a sentence and the green reflection being so bad parts of his black jacket get keyed out, it is amazing how little he has learned over a decade of doing this.

That's the thing about those Schott Perfecto jackets (and ripoffs, as this seems to be- looks like cheapo pleather rather than the good hide Schott uses, plus no way Bob has the cash to shell out for a good jacket) is that they look like total shit your midsection is wider than your shoulders.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob wouldn't recognize a good jacket if he saw one. He has no taste. While this is not unusual in autistic people, one might think that a man who literally went to college to study visual arts might learn something about the importance of proper presentation of one's own person. Hollywood is full of beautiful people, and there are reasons for that. But Bob lacks the capacity for critical thought and self-reflection, so all this flies over his deformed-looking balding, sunken-cheeked head.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

So which is worse: Linkara's storyline segments or the one Bob used to do?

 

[Cleric of Autism]

So which is worse: Linkara's storyline segments or the one Bob used to do?

Honestly any "critic" that used storylines and anything else in their reviews that had nothing to do with the film/game they are reviewing is equally horrible.

 

[Puck]

Since shaved Bob gives you all the creeps, here’s some more.

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its kinda like schrodingers haircut, in that i cant tell if it makes him look more or less like a pedo

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

its kinda like schrodingers haircut, in that i cant tell if it makes him look more or less like a pedo

That thing walks through my neighborhood without its handler, I'm calling 911 faster than if he were black.

 

[MarineN*423543]

That thing walks through my neighborhood without its handler, I'm calling 911 faster than if he were black.

then again like dobson is so busy holed on his parents basement stuffing lard directly to his veins so no children will be harm for now

 

[thismanlies]

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Gotta admit, the shaved look is a huge improvement for Bob. As in, you could see him in the supermarket and unless he was ranting about genociding the Republicans for a superior future, you'd never think "Is that Bob Chipman?"

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Is that supposed to be Vincent D’Onofrio’s exceptional younger brother?

Wait wait wait

Vincent D'Onofrio stars in

The Bob Chipman Story

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"It's Charly mixed with Joker, starring the semi-retarded brother of Vincent D'Onofrio as the tragic vigilante genius. Give me my millions and Oscar right now."

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"It's Charly mixed with Joker, starring the semi-exceptional brother of Vincent D'Onofrio as the tragic vigilante genius. Give me my millions and Oscar right now."

So here is the pitch
>So We got this guy, he is fat...off putting...autistic....works a dead end job and he is one of the first youtubers. Not first first...but first when youtube got trendy first.
>He wrote a book about how Amazing mario is
"So whats the movie?"
>He is a terrible person. Eugenicist, wants a totalitarian oppressive government. Its going to be a 5 alarm fire of a farce
>He stacked soda and beer cans he drank up against a wall like a horder

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So here is the pitch
>So We got this guy, he is fat...off putting...autistic....works a dead end job and he is one of the first youtubers. Not first first...but first when youtube got trendy first.
>He wrote a book about how Amazing mario is
"So whats the movie?"
>He is a terrible person. Eugenicist, wants a totalitarian oppressive government. Its going to be a 5 alarm fire of a farce
>He stacked soda and beer cans he drank up against a wall like a horder

"He pours soft drinks on animals. On animals!"

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"He pours soft drinks on animals. On animals!"

"Also He advocates Eugenics, An authoritarian government, and state economic planning....but wants to punch Nazis. Also he doesnt look like he could physically throw a punch.{"

 

[Mola Ram]

"Also He advocates Eugenics, An authoritarian government, and state economic planning....but wants to punch Nazis. Also he doesnt look like he could physically throw a punch.{"

"The scene everybody's gonna be talking about is when he cuts this video, right? All about how his viewers gotta start exercising, hit the gym, go for jogs on the beach. He actually says 'Do it up!' at one point. All the while he looks like a fuckin' beached whale and never says a word about it!"

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"The scene everybody's gonna be talking about is when he cuts this video, right? All about how his viewers gotta start exercising, hit the gym, go for jogs on the beach. He actually says 'Do it up!' at one point. All the while he looks like a fuckin' beached whale and never says a word about it!"

And his response to people asking him to have any degree of self awareness is to just ignore them

Oh and the new star of terminator? He had a gross sexual fantasy about her [as a lesbian] on twitter and he is a feminist

 

[instythot]

Gotta admit, the shaved look is a huge improvement for Bob. As in, you could see him in the supermarket and unless he was ranting about genociding the Republicans for a superior future, you'd never think "Is that Bob Chipman?"

He looks like one of the dumber Baldies from the Wanderers

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob had a productive night.

He also jerked off to lesbians.

And a cow crossover with Brianna Wu sperging out over Death Stranding.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob had a very productive night.

I have only one response to Bob's facile and tendentious interpretation of how Reagan won, and that is the 1984 electoral map:

Wow, look at all those God-bothering anti-science types.