Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

Five days. Five days! That amazes me. I'm trying to imagine the aroma that oozed forth from that bag when he finally opened it.

Christ. I really need Bob to explain what FIVE days of marinating can accomplish that THREE can't.

Every Google result in the top 10 I got for "what happens if I marinate a chicken in vinegar for five days" includes some variation of "you're making things worse, not better" and "if you're not eating a chicken after maaaaaaybe three days of refrigeration, it's likely going to start spoiling"

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

That seemed to be the idea. It's not something he revisited, so it's not really clear if that's what he meant. I went on at some length about the tetralogies and Merry Wives of Windsor when this topic came up a while back, but I suspect I put way more thought into it than Bob did.

Putting ANY thought into something is more thought than Bob is capable of putting into anything.

 

[BScCollateral]

Exactly how does box office success invalidate a message that some plutocrats misuse their influence?

 

[Mola Ram]

Exactly how does box office success invalidate a message that some plutocrats misuse their influence?

Because it made Bob vewy, vewy ANGWY.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You gotta think of the symbolism like the Pepe.

It doesn't matter to him that 90% were not created by or for the alt-right, the media said some used it therefore it's damned.

Same applies here; the media claims Thor's hammer is woke, therefore it can never be used by the enemy.

Bob's church and clergy is the corporate media.

 

[The tired cat]

So, I gotta ask how long is Bobo and others gonna keep grinding their anger axes against Scorsese for saying how Marvel movies are just fun thrill ride, which let's be honest they are pretty much action movies of the 80's/90's era.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Five days. Five days! That amazes me. I'm trying to imagine the aroma that oozed forth from that bag when he finally opened it.

Why did he commit this cooking crime?

 

[Mola Ram]

So, I gotta ask how long is Bobo and others gonna keep grinding their anger axes against Scorsese for saying how Marvel movies are just fun thrill ride, which let's be honest they are pretty much action movies of the 80's/90's era.

Oh, I'm sure he'll move on from Scorsese. I'm on record several times as saying "Gosh, I wonder how Bob'll react to this!" are the worst posts on here, first of all because they don't really provoke any discussion that isn't speculative (and we usually know the answer); but more importantly because if he's lurking the thread he may modify his behavior. However, I do think we should keep an eye peeled for how he takes this Alan Moore interview that dropped today:

Moore on Jerusalem, Eternalism, Anarchy and Herbie!

Below you can read a great interview with Moore conducted by Brazilian writer and editor Raphael Sassaki . The interview was finalized at...

alanmooreworld.blogspot.com

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Oh, I'm sure he'll move on from Scorsese. I'm on record several times as saying "Gosh, I wonder how Bob'll react to this!" are the worst posts on here, first of all because they don't really provoke any discussion that isn't speculative (and we usually know the answer); but more importantly because if he's lurking the thread he may modify his behavior. However, I do think we should keep an eye peeled for how he takes this Alan Moore interview that dropped today:

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Moore on Jerusalem, Eternalism, Anarchy and Herbie!

Below you can read a great interview with Moore conducted by Brazilian writer and editor Raphael Sassaki . The interview was finalized at...

alanmooreworld.blogspot.com

Moore has become a sad old man

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So, I gotta ask how long is Bobo and others gonna keep grinding their anger axes against Scorsese for saying how Marvel movies are just fun thrill ride, which let's be honest they are pretty much action movies of the 80's/90's era.

When it comes down to it, aren't Marvel movies just pedestrian, dry rub and a finishing sauce while Marty's films are more duct taped, double bagged and gestated rather than marinated?

 

[Marissa Moira]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

I mean he's really overblowing it, the marvel movies are not any worse than T2 or Aliens.

Even shit like Dolemite and the early kung-fu movies would be under the same criticisms of essentially not accurately depicting reality. People watch shit because they find it interesting/mentally stimulating.

As far as not letting the past go you have shit like Classic Car collectors who invest far more money into shit and it's the same thing because they really liked the cars of their childhood/teenage years.

 

[Mola Ram]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

I mean he's really overblowing it, the marvel movies are not any worse than T2 or Aliens.

Even shit like Dolemite and the early kung-fu movies would be under the same criticisms of essentially not accurately depicting reality. People watch shit because they find it interesting/mentally stimulating.

Alan Moore has a ... skewed perspective, to put it politely. But he makes interesting criticisms, and given his stature his opinion won't be casually dismissed.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Alan Moore has a ... skewed perspective, to put it politely. But he makes interesting criticisms, and given his stature his opinion won't be casually dismissed.

He's the real life version of Nu-Wars Luke.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

I mean he's really overblowing it, the marvel movies are not any worse than T2 or Aliens.

Even shit like Dolemite and the early kung-fu movies would be under the same criticisms of essentially not accurately depicting reality. People watch shit because they find it interesting/mentally stimulating.

Or Jaws... or any block buster movie

And Dolemite was just wild

 

[BScCollateral]

The moment you claim that the 20th Century was relatively reassuring, well...

As an old fart, I thought it was hilarious watching young farts lose their shit over the nuclear threat of North Korea. Moore lived through the same time and he's an idiot for imagining things are worse now.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

So, I gotta ask how long is Bobo and others gonna keep grinding their anger axes against Scorsese for saying how Marvel movies are just fun thrill ride, which let's be honest they are pretty much action movies of the 80's/90's era.

A lot of 80's and 90's action movies had deeper, better executed messages than most Marvel movies. Compare Rambo: First Blood's message about soldiers after the war, Terminator 2's themes about fate and destiny, or Robocop's satire of corporate culture and crime in the 80's with the likes of Thor: Ragnarok or Guardians of the Galaxy. Maybe a couple of Marvel movies have successfully had a bit of a message, like Winter Soldier, but usually if there's a serious attempt at a message it ends up a jumbled mess, like Age of Ultron and Civil War.

Moore has become a sad old man

Considering his personality, it was inevitable. Unfortunately, because he's considered a genius in his field, people (comic fans) assign more weight to his opinions on other topics than they deserve. If his hot take on comic movies causes Bob to twist into contortions it'll be worth it though.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I now want to have Alan Moore be forced to watch anime.

I mean he's really overblowing it, the marvel movies are not any worse than T2 or Aliens.

Even shit like Dolemite and the early kung-fu movies would be under the same criticisms of essentially not accurately depicting reality. People watch shit because they find it interesting/mentally stimulating.

As far as not letting the past go you have shit like Classic Car collectors who invest far more money into shit and it's the same thing because they really liked the cars of their childhood/teenage years.

Writing Watchman and being told "no, you can't make these Golden-Age superheroes serial rapists with Oedipus complexes" along with DC retaining the publishing rights to the book by continuing to print it all the time has made Alan Moore cartoonishly assmad at superhero comics. If you read interviews with him, even if the interviewer doesn't bring it up (which admittedly is rare) he'll try to bring up superhero comics so he can shit on them for not bending over backwards for auteur writers like himself. The man praises the absolute dumpster fire edgefest Marshall Law entirely because it shits on superheroes, virtually independent of its merits as a comic (which are few: it's a marriage of Garth Ennis's unrestrained transgression-for-its-own-sake and Mark Waid's hamfisted writing).

 

[Kyria the Great]

Writing Watchman and being told "no, you can't make these Golden-Age superheroes serial rapists with Oedipus complexes" along with DC retaining the publishing rights to the book by continuing to print it all the time has made Alan Moore cartoonishly assmad at superhero comics. If you read interviews with him, even if the interviewer doesn't bring it up (which admittedly is rare) he'll try to bring up superhero comics so he can shit on them for not bending over backwards for auteur writers like himself. The man praises the absolute dumpster fire edgefest Marshall Law entirely because it shits on superheroes, virtually independent of its merits as a comic (which are few: it's a marriage of Garth Ennis's unrestrained transgression-for-its-own-sake and Mark Waid's hamfisted writing).

I will believe that Allen Moore is a creative man, but honestly he is a lolcow in his own right that doesn't get his own thread as he is "sane" enough to keep to himself to his weird snake-cult. Anyways, lets keep this thread on target with Dip Shitman please and thank you.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I will believe that Allen Moore is a creative man, but honestly he is a lolcow in his own right that doesn't get his own thread as he is "sane" enough to keep to himself to his weird snake-cult. Anyways, lets keep this thread on target with Dip Shitman please and thank you.

If moore was active on Social Media he would have a cow thread

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If moore was active on Social Media he would have a cow thread

For example. Mark Waid's thread(s) regular one and Lolcow LLP one