Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Tbh I find it really exceptional that he thinks that Mjolnir changing hands in the MCU will deter nazis etc from using it. They'll just put a swastika somewhere on it and ignore the rest.
Dress Jane up in an SS uniform or German tank crew gear and you have yourself a based Rhinemaiden, ready furnish you with a generation who will take back das Mutterland!
 
I'm on the fence as to whether it's Bob's magical thinking and inability to extrapolate the natural consequences of what he's advocating, or if he's perfectly aware that what's describing can't be accomplished without mass exterminations, concentration camps, and wholesale liquidation of populations for no greater sin than their political beliefs, but knows that he can't say that part out loud.
He has said that out loud in the past
 
Just putting this info here for Bob...


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Of course the article mentions this was all measured during a drought year in the cornbelt and that California might be less central those other years.
 
Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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You hit upon some valid issues.

Fyi: it is perfectly and easily possible to achieve a vacuum seal with a single Ziploc and a sink full of water. That Bob thought duct fucking tape would be necessary at any point in this process suggests two things:
  1. The absolute fucking mess that was his kitchen when attempting an uncommon but simple prep step
  2. His abundance of unearned pride or lack of intelligence (maybe both) to Google "how to vacuum seal for cooking"
You are probably correct on the results picture, given that most hot sauce is mostly vinegar. He left a chicken, an already tender meat, bathing in vinegar for three days. I bet this thing fell apart as he pulled it out of the bag

If this worked as intended... why? You'll taste only hot sauce, why waste a whole chicken when frozen nuggies will taste exactly the same with this blatant overseasoning?

Interesting historical fact: spices became popular and expensive in the West due to a lack of preservation techniques in the middle ages and was used to cover the flavor or rotting meat. I imagine Bob's cooking to get back to these roots
 
There's something hilarious and sad in the fact he actually believes Marvel movies will impact iconography. He believes they are far more important than they are.

He's literally called them modern mythology (not wholly inaccurate, but it didn't take the movie versions to do that) and claimed Shakespeare created the first shared universe (a whole 'nother level of the 'tism).
 
He's literally called them modern mythology (not wholly inaccurate, but it didn't take the movie versions to do that) and claimed Shakespeare created the first shared universe (a whole 'nother level of the 'tism).
Guess he forgot about tribal gods morphing into what we now know of as the Greek and Norse pantheons huh? You'd think a Marvel "fan" wouldn't forget Thor like that.
 
Guess he forgot about tribal gods morphing into what we now know of as the Greek and Norse pantheons huh? You'd think a Marvel "fan" wouldn't forget Thor like that.
No, because Thor is always part of a religion, while Shakespear wrote plays AKA entertainment for the masses. The comic books of the 1500s, you might say. That's why it's totes different, friend.
 
He's literally called them modern mythology (not wholly inaccurate, but it didn't take the movie versions to do that) and claimed Shakespeare created the first shared universe (a whole 'nother level of the 'tism).

Wait a second here. Is he saying Shakespeare invented a shared universe because the plays were often written about actual people, who lived in the real world? Is Galaxy Brain Bob unironically calling the present reality a "shared universe" ?
 
He's literally called them modern mythology (not wholly inaccurate, but it didn't take the movie versions to do that) and claimed Shakespeare created the first shared universe (a whole 'nother level of the 'tism).
Shakespeare creating the first shared universe seems far-fetched because some of his plays like Henry IV and V were based on historical people.
 
You gotta think of the symbolism like the Pepe.

It doesn't matter to him that 90% were not created by or for the alt-right, the media said some used it therefore it's damned.

Same applies here; the media claims Thor's hammer is woke, therefore it can never be used by the enemy.
Which is dumb, because if you look at how much media there is that portrays nazis as morons, idiots, monsters, etc, you would think that people wouldn't use that icongraphy or try to assume that mantle.
 
Wait a second here. Is he saying Shakespeare invented a shared universe because the plays were often written about actual people, who lived in the real world? Is Galaxy Brain Bob unironically calling the present reality a "shared universe" ?

That seemed to be the idea. It's not something he revisited, so it's not really clear if that's what he meant. I went on at some length about the tetralogies and Merry Wives of Windsor when this topic came up a while back, but I suspect I put way more thought into it than Bob did.
 
That seemed to be the idea. It's not something he revisited, so it's not really clear if that's what he meant. I went on at some length about the tetralogies and Merry Wives of Windsor when this topic came up a while back, but I suspect I put way more thought into it than Bob did.

If that's actually the case, a fat autist even indirectly saying "ackshually, you and I exist in a shared universe" might be the ultimate fedora tip
 
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Joker's monster box office success is making him even saltier than his vomitous chicken-in-a-bag.
 
Joker's monster box office success is making him even saltier than his vomitous chicken-in-a-bag.

Beat me to it, quickdraw

Also: let us for a moment, reflect on the horrible fucking mess that's going to come from a chicken soaking in mainly vinegar for three days that's ostensibly double bagged because the first bag was leaking or otherwise messy and the whole god damn thing has the usual entry/exit point sealed with fucking duct tape
 
Beat me to it, quickdraw

Also: let us for a moment, reflect on the horrible fucking mess that's going to come from a chicken soaking in mainly vinegar for three days that's ostensibly double bagged because the first bag was leaking or otherwise messy and the whole god damn thing has the usual entry/exit point sealed with fucking duct tape

Five days. Five days! That amazes me. I'm trying to imagine the aroma that oozed forth from that bag when he finally opened it.
 
Tbh I find it really exceptional that he thinks that Mjolnir changing hands in the MCU will deter nazis etc from using it. They'll just put a swastika somewhere on it and ignore the rest.
For some reason leftists and people who align with leftists have a tendency to consider any symbol touched by their perceived enemies as "tainted" and haram, and project this tendency onto everyone else. Look at their exceptionalism over Alita: Battle Angel.

You might compare it to religious taboos like no pork in Islam, but it's actually far more retarded because Islam doesn't let its enemies declare anything they want taboo for Muslims by using it.

If that's actually the case, a fat autist even indirectly saying "ackshually, you and I exist in a shared universe" might be the ultimate fedora tip
That's some real Linkara shit.
 
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