Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

It's probably a little bit of both. Bob obviously doesn't fully think out his superior future ideas since so many of them clash with one another. At the same time, he's a guy who is filled with such a huge amount of anger and rage. He flat out has admitted that he gets off on harm befalling others.

It honestly makes me wonder what the hell happened to Bob to fuck him up this badly?
The dude has so much inner rage and entitlement that it would actually be terrifying if it was in the body of something with real power.
Bob grew up in some bland suburb and with a reasonable amount of comfort and attention from his parents.
Was getting made fun of for still sperging about Mario in high school just that traumatizing?
Maybe it's one of those situations where growing up dirt poor and getting his ass beat daily would have been better for Bob than suburban comfort and leisure?
I doubt we'll ever get an answer for why Bob feels so victimized by Das Juden Red Staters though.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Lol of course Bob thinks that Pickle Rick is not only funny, but has been embraced by the masses.

I don't know. I don't believe Bob is using pickle Rick in a positive way. It looks to me like Bob only half read the tweet he was replying to. I think he saw painfully unfunny and the first thing he thought of was the most unfunny pop culture thing he could think of, pickle Rick. He possibly disregarded the point of the tweet, the whole woke context, because he knows there's no defending that. I think his thesis is the masses are stupid and don't know what's good for them...so just another regular day for Bobbyboi.

 

[Commander X]

Garbage Ape 🗑 🦧 on Twitter

“A lot of people have been accusing Movie Bob of “thinking that watching comic book movies is doing politics” and he’s decided to respond by dropping a brick on the consumption gas pedal.”

twitter.com

 

[The tired cat]

*raises hand* Pardon me sir, but when in the hell was Thor's Hammer ever used by white nataionalists or neo-nazis? Last I checked, those guys preferred the SS symbol, Swastika, Deaths Head or just a raised fist with Nazi words tattooed on the knuckles.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm hoping the title of consoomer sticks to Blob like mountain dew to a chicken, it really is perfect for him. Also, I can see some truly grand spergouts in the future if people keep calling him that.

no you misread it, it was Coonsomer, because bob bitched about the skin color of everything.

He consumes coons.

 

[Mola Ram]

*raises hand* Pardon me sir, but when in the hell was Thor's Hammer ever used by white nataionalists or neo-nazis? Last I checked, those guys preferred the SS symbol, Swastika, Deaths Head or just a raised fist with Nazi words tattooed on the knuckles.

He basically just slandered all followers of Asatru, who use Thor's hammer as a religious symbol. Now maybe people who follow Asatru are due for some mockery, but I'm not sure this is the way to go about it.

 

[The tired cat]

He basically just slandered all followers of Asatru, who use Thor's hammer as a religious symbol. Now maybe people who follow Asatru are due for some mockery, but I'm not sure this is the way to go about it.

Sooo...The guy pretty much went after German pagans, who just seem more like a religious group rather than well...neo nazis or white nationalists. Just how dense is this fat motherfucker.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Sooo...The guy pretty much went after German pagans, who just seem more like a religious group rather than well...neo nazis or white nationalists. Just how dense is this fat motherfucker.

It's like the retards who think German Idealism=Final Solution

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I can't believe I haven't seen this in the thread yet:

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want Bob to review Evenicle.

 

[thismanlies]

*raises hand* Pardon me sir, but when in the hell was Thor's Hammer ever used by white nataionalists or neo-nazis? Last I checked, those guys preferred the SS symbol, Swastika, Deaths Head or just a raised fist with Nazi words tattooed on the knuckles.

To be fair, there are a few neo Nazi groups who latch onto Norse mythology because of the whole aryan thing. But nobody was tying Mahvel’s shit to them. Bob’s just happy his favorite franchise is saying “Take that you obscure groups most people don’t even know exist.”

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Garbage Ape 🗑 🦧 on Twitter

“A lot of people have been accusing Movie Bob of “thinking that watching comic book movies is doing politics” and he’s decided to respond by dropping a brick on the consumption gas pedal.”

twitter.com

This is so cringey my spine popped out.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Sooo...The guy pretty much went after German pagans, who just seem more like a religious group rather than well...neo nazis or white nationalists. Just how dense is this fat motherfucker.

Bob is a euphoric atheist and an SJW. A lot of SJW's think that any non-Wiccan pagans are like Varg Vikernes.

Even then, I think Wicca only gets a pass from the Woke Left because it's a very feminism-friendly religion with historic ties to the hippies and environmentalist movements in the United States.

Bob is a hardcore euphoric atheist. Most SJW's are atheists and will shame any atheist who doesn't fully bow to the party line as some fedora man in the vein of Sargon or The Amazing Atheist.

Bob is a unique anomaly who simultaneously embodies the worst traits of both the woke SJW atheists and the fedora atheists to the point of being a living caricature of atheism.

 

[A Random]

I can't believe I haven't seen this in the thread yet:
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Dude, this was created in this thread. Look a few pages back.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

If bugman had an encyclopedia entry it would be a tough race between Bob and that retard who cries at the Star Wars trailers to be the poster boy

 

[The tired cat]

Bob is a euphoric atheist and an SJW. A lot of SJW's think that any non-Wiccan pagans are like Varg Vikernes.

Even then, I think Wicca only gets a pass from the Woke Left because it's a very feminism-friendly religion with historic ties to the hippies and environmentalist movements in the United States.

Bob is a hardcore euphoric atheist. Most SJW's are atheists and will shame any atheist who doesn't fully bow to the party line as some fedora man in the vein of Sargon or The Amazing Atheist.

Bob is a unique anomaly who simultaneously embodies the worst traits of both the woke SJW atheists and the fedora atheists to the point of being a living caricature of atheism.

So Bobo is pretty much those "atheists" that you'd see in PureFlix or any other religious movie.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Dude, this was created in this thread. Look a few pages back.

Sure but I'd rather have that image posted on every page if it meant replacing that (very very very very very VERY VERY VERY OUTDATED) poll.

Considering how much it triggered poor sensitive lil Chris.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

That is the food of a mayonnaise ghoul.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

View attachment 1013208

He knew that this was going to be too shitty to share, don't want any more ammo about his shitty superior tastes.