Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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I see Bob hates his colon almost as much as he hates Trump voters.

Also "my diabetes is in remission"

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.

Did.... did Bob make a straw out of duct tape, suck out some air using his mouth, and claim that's vacuum sealed?

 

[Foltest]

The nazi never manged to take Thor hammer as a symbol. They have tried but it has never become part of nazi shit. Now he thinks because of the awful MCU, the symbol was "saved" is beyond hilarious .

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Garbage Ape 🗑 🦧 on Twitter

“A lot of people have been accusing Movie Bob of “thinking that watching comic book movies is doing politics” and he’s decided to respond by dropping a brick on the consumption gas pedal.”

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When you believe your weirdo porn is political then everything is political.

Did.... did Bob make a straw out of duct tape, suck out some air using his mouth, and claim that's vacuum sealed?

He wrapped the whole damn thing up in duct tape like a red neck present. I gotta imagine that by double sealed he first threw everything in a Ziploc bag then put that in a hot topic bag, from his latest purchase of marvel wares of course.

What's the over/under that the marinating for five days was actually him forgetting about it? After sitting that long hasn't salt and acid partially cooked the chicken already?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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This looks like a recipe for Botulism. I fully expect Bobbyboi to get featured on an episode of Chubbyemu's webseries about people who do dumb things to their own bodies any day now. (Provided Chubbyemu can find an actor gargantuan enough to portray MovieBob.)

 

[Mola Ram]

I gotta imagine that by double sealed he first threw everything in a Ziploc bag then put that in a hot topic bag

I don't think that's a red plastic bag. I think that's a clear bag that is so flooded with all that hot sauce the meat is completely obscured.

EDIT: By the by, upon rereading that tweet, he claims to have been marinading it for five days.

Five days. For chicken.

I didn't know salmonella was a feature of the Superior Future!

 

[XtrmGamr719]

You think this will be the meal that'll kill him? I'd say rethink his taste in food but death is literally easier than changing his mind for him.

 

[Rakdos92]

You think this will be the meal that'll kill him? I'd say rethink his taste in food but death is literally easier than changing his mind for him.

I hope not. Dying by trying to create a new meal is not something I want someone like him to go.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You think this will be the meal that'll kill him? I'd say rethink his taste in food but death is literally easier than changing his mind for him.

I have to admit that if it kills him, this wasn't the way I expected Bob to go. I was thinking more like a heart attack a few years hence, or complications from poorly controlled diabetes. Possibly suicide if he suffers some dramatic adverse event, like having his "career" implode in a way he can't blame on his trolls, or being rejected by his family. Chances of being killed are, of course, practically zero, Bob's bizarre fixation on his survival as a personal achievement notwithstanding.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So Bob awakens from his midday slumber, and between sperging about the MCU and the Snyder Cut, Bob is once again showing his political expertise.

I don't think the word is "dismantle," Bob. The technical term you are looking for is "constitutional amendment" and good luck.

Bonus: Bob being creepy and horny again for no real reason.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

You think this will be the meal that'll kill him?

Same effect as him sucking glue fumes out of a duct-tape tube I suppose.
Not outright death, but it will contribute to his gluttonous rage.

 

[Idiotron]

Garbage Ape 🗑 🦧 on Twitter

“A lot of people have been accusing Movie Bob of “thinking that watching comic book movies is doing politics” and he’s decided to respond by dropping a brick on the consumption gas pedal.”

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BOB: "See, Martin? The Nazis can't use Thor's hammer anymore and look at all that diversity!!!"

SCORSESE:

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

>5 days
Has Bob's Asianophilia driven him to create a new fermented food, like fish sauce, natto or kimchi? Will he serve it with a thousand year egg? Pu Erh tea on the side?

 

[Neko GF]

Robert Chipman gives his opinion on sexual harassment and how it should be addressed:

Spoiler: It won't make it WORSE though...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1196175283524657152

Twitter

archived 17 Nov 2019 21:23:16 UTC

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In an unsurprising turn of events, Bob low-key supports firing men for being accused of sexual harassment.

Speaking of sexual harassment, I want to tell you guys about a traumatic encounter I had with Bob.

Spoiler: I'm Literally Shacking and Crying while typing this.

When I was 14 Bob sexually harassed and assaulted me in Popeyes bathroom... He opened the door to the stall I was in and forced himself on me... He started pushing what I think was his penis against my ass and dry humped me... And tried to force me suck on his tits. That experience has left me traumatised and every time I hear his voice I remember this awful experience and have a mental breakdown. It sickens me that the Escapist employees this pervert. He can't keep getting away with it!!!!

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert Chipman gives his opinion on sexual harassment and how it should be addressed:

Spoiler: It won't make it WORSE though...

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1196175283524657152

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archived 17 Nov 2019 21:23:16 UTC

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In an unsurprising turn of events, Bob low-key supports firing men for being accused of sexual harassment.

Speaking of sexual harassment, I want to tell you guys about a traumatic encounter I had with Bob.

Spoiler: I'm Literally Shacking and Crying while typing this.

When I was 14 Bob sexually harassed and assaulted me in Popeyes bathroom... He opened the door to the stall I was in and forced himself on me... He started pushing what I think was his penis against my ass and dry humped me... And tried to force me suck on his tits. That experience has left me traumatised and every time I hear his voice I remember this awful experience and have a mental breakdown. It sickens me that the Escapist employees this pervert. He can't keep getting away with it!!!!

"It won't make it worse," except in that you've just created an incentive to lie shamelessly about someone's behavior and taken a 2x4 to what little faith remains in the justice system by punishing every single accused without a lick of due process.

I don't know why Bob reveres "thinkers" when he's clearly incapable of higher thought himself.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Bob makes me understand why Pol Pot set up the killing fields.

Urbanite consooomers are scum

 

[Emperor Julian]

Part of me suspects his actual objection to Weinstein is that he made arty movies as opposed to superior future nerd shit.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

smh at you rookies not knowing your Aryan Brotherhood theme songs.

The Breeders - Divine Hammer (Official Video)

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[Malagor the dank omen]

"It won't make it worse," except in that you've just created an incentive to lie shamelessly about someone's behavior and taken a 2x4 to what little faith remains in the justice system by punishing every single accused without a lick of due process.

Nah, what does it matter a couple hundred men with their lives ruined over the words of a few hypersensitive bitches compares to hurt feelings or wronged compliments? You better not upset the wahmen.

Bob makes me understand why Pol Pot set up the killing fields.

Urbanite consooomers are scum

Look, as much as we all dislike Bob (some even hate), it's better to laugh at him because all he dumps on his twitter feed is just wishful thinking and delusions of grandeur over his deranged views on the world. Don't stress yourself over someone who is a shell of a man and which only joy in life is to eat up whatever garbage is churned by a souless corporate conglomerate. Is he pityful, sad and terrible? Yes. Does he deserve pity? Absolutely not.

 

[Mola Ram]

Look, as much as we all dislike Bob (some even hate), it's better to laugh at him because all he dumps on his twitter feed is just wishful thinking and delusions of grandeur over his deranged views on the world.

Agreed. We should only invoke Pol Pot in this thread when we refer to Bob as Pol Potbelly.