Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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What an idiot. You only need to marinate meat overnight, AT MOST. I would love to see Gordon Ramsay tear Bob a new asshole.

 

[Mola Ram]

What an idiot. You only need to marinate meat overnight, AT MOST. I would love to see Gordon Ramsay tear Bob a new asshole.

After he eats that grotesquerie, he's going to need one.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Marinating poultry. In an acidic solution. For five days.

This is the arbiter of human/sub-human?

 

[ScatmansWorld]

I don't know. I don't believe Bob is using pickle Rick in a positive way. It looks to me like Bob only half read the tweet he was replying to. I think he saw painfully unfunny and the first thing he thought of was the most unfunny pop culture thing he could think of, pickle Rick. He possibly disregarded the point of the tweet, the whole woke context, because he knows there's no defending that. I think his thesis is the masses are stupid and don't know what's good for them...so just another regular day for Bobbyboi.

Think again.
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[Quixotic Man]

What an idiot. You only need to marinate meat overnight, AT MOST. I would love to see Gordon Ramsay tear Bob a new asshole.

You don't like your chicken pickled in vinegar based hot sauce and enough salt to kill a small child?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Marinating poultry. In an acidic solution. For five days.

This is the arbiter of human/sub-human?

At this point that distintion is obsolete with Bob. He's a bona-fide abhuman.

 

[Mola Ram]

You don't like your chicken pickled in vinegar based hot sauce and enough salt to kill a small child?

And you thought he loved his niece.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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I've never seen Duct Tape used in meal prep before.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've never seen Duct Tape used in meal prep before.

I think inmates use it to brew prison hooch.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I think inmates use it to brew prison hooch.

That would be odd because tape like that is banned in prisons, I think they need to rely on plastic bags and use the toilet seat to keep the bag shut. MREs don't even give you tape.

But chicken isn't beef or pork and it doesn't have enough connective tissue to warrant a multi-day marinade. You're going to get like slop with a fuckton of bones in the bag that you'll need to pick out.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Well, someone has to take over once Jack bites it.

(Eugh... it is a clear bag...)

 

[Mola Ram]

That would be odd because tape like that is banned in prisons, I think they need to rely on plastic bags and use the toilet seat to keep the bag shut. MREs don't even give you tape.

But chicken isn't beef or pork and it doesn't have enough connective tissue to warrant a multi-day marinade. You're going to get like slop with a fuckton of bones in the bag that you'll need to pick out.

Yeast is also a contraband item, yet it's often used in the process rather than the traditional moldy bread. Anyway, I'm just basing this on a web article I read ages ago. It certainly looks like something you'd see fermenting in a prison toilet tank.

And yeah, a five day marinade is going to create a disgusting and probably inedible mess. On the bright side, with all that hot sauce he probably won't taste it if the chicken spoiled.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Yeast is also a contraband item, yet it's often used in the process rather than the traditional moldy bread. Anyway, I'm just basing this on a web article I read ages ago. It certainly looks like something you'd see fermenting in a prison toilet tank.

Supposedly, there's wild strains of yeast on pretty much every surface of the planet. Theoretically, you could make a yeast starter from your door handle. You'd get a better chance of failure or the wild yeast dying off than modern cultivated yeast, but I'm betting the cons know to just try again.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Think again.
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Holy shit.
@1:42 "Rick and Morty is too smart for a lot of Rick and Morty fans"
@2:53 "and talking about smart nerd stuff like Schrödinger's cat, quantum physics, and atheism" LMAO! I legit spat out my cereal when I heard that. @Syaoran Li said it best I think.

Bob is a euphoric atheist and an SJW. A lot of SJW's think that any non-Wiccan pagans are like Varg Vikernes.

Even then, I think Wicca only gets a pass from the Woke Left because it's a very feminism-friendly religion with historic ties to the hippies and environmentalist movements in the United States.

Bob is a hardcore euphoric atheist. Most SJW's are atheists and will shame any atheist who doesn't fully bow to the party line as some fedora man in the vein of Sargon or The Amazing Atheist.

Bob is a unique anomaly who simultaneously embodies the worst traits of both the woke SJW atheists and the fedora atheists to the point of being a living caricature of atheism.

@7:02 "Pickle Rick fails completely" no shit Sherlock. I also wanna point out how Bob just kinda glosses over the fact that Rick is supposed to be the smartest thing in the universe, who's written to always have some sort of plan to get out of anything and/or exact retribution on anyone for any slight AND YET he get's his ass handed to him by an Asian family councilor. Rick got beat by the Rick and Morty version of Better Help. It's almost like they rewrote his character so they could go woke, as Bob puts it, to tear down toxic masculinity? Eh, what do I know? *sips milk*
@7;36 "You're watching a miniature epic of pathetic, petty, stubborn failure" Now I don't wanna say projection buuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
@7:46 (in reference to R&M fans) "They're just also wrong that they're the ones that DO get it" Oh Bobbyboi

Thank you for bringing this to my attention @ScatmansWorld. That was much choice *chef kissing fingers motion*

 

[Quixotic Man]

Supposedly, there's wild strains of yeast on pretty much every surface of the planet. Theoretically, you could make a yeast starter from your door handle. You'd get a better chance of failure or the wild yeast dying off than modern cultivated yeast, but I'm betting the cons know to just try again.

Thats actually how beer was originally made.
Vats of what was essentially a gruel was left uncovered so it could ferment from the yeast in the air.
People would then drink it through a straw in order to filter out the solids from the liquids.

Anyone up to try out Bob's new hot sauce version of ancient beer?
Whose cooking is more likely to kill you, Bobs or Jack Scalfani's?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thats actually how beer was originally made.
Vats of what was essentially a gruel was left uncovered so it could ferment from the yeast in the air.
People would then drink it through a straw in order to filter out the solids from the liquids.

Anyone up to try out Bob's new hot sauce version of ancient beer?
Whose cooking is more likely to kill you, Bobs or Jack Scalfani's?

With Bob's Sodium Chicken, you'd be pretty likely to choke on a mass of necrotic bird flesh, and that kind of thing won't wait for an ambulance.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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Someone's gotta ask the tough questions!

Spoiler: Do not eat all in one sitting!

And what's the only reason Bobbyboi responded to...that?

hmmm...

FUN FACT! This is the only person that Bob has responded to in the tweet thread. All others, as of this writing, are all positive...for some reason. My favorite comes from this chud-hunter.

Spoiler: check out that single boiz!

Why are there always pronouns in the bio? In fact, every single retard that inadvertently encouraged Bob to kill himself by saying it sounds good has pronouns in their bio. Big thunk indeed fellow Bobologists.

 

[Marissa Moira]

"sammich fixings"

Boy, for someone who hates the midwest he certainly talks like someone from there.

This is like the reddit retards who use ya'll when they're trying to shame somebody. Like they're trying to portray a salt of the earth persona but it comes off incredibly fake. Bob turned a chicken into mush, there's no fucking way you can make a sandwich out of it. Read how to make a Buffalo Chicken sauce you then apply it to freshly made chicken, it's not a marinade. Marinades also don't increase the heat of the sauce, you get the same sensation no matter how many days you let it soak.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"sammich fixings"

Boy, for someone who hates the midwest he certainly talks like someone from there.

This is like the reddit exceptional individuals who use ya'll when they're trying to shame somebody. Like they're trying to portray a salt of the earth persona but it comes off incredibly fake. Bob turned a chicken into mush, there's no fucking way you can make a sandwich out of it. Read how to make a Buffalo Chicken sauce you then apply it to freshly made chicken, it's not a marinade. Marinades also don't increase the heat of the sauce, you get the same sensation no matter how many days you let it soak.

We already knew just how terrible Bob was in this arena given the now infamous Mountain Dew marinade. This however takes it into an entirely new direction when it comes to autistic cooking.

I have to wonder just how fucked up Bob's taste is that he enjoys this? I understand being a fat slob who likes crappy junk food. But this makes crappy junk food look like a gourmet steak and lobster dinner. How does he shove this down his throat?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"sammich fixings"

Boy, for someone who hates the midwest he certainly talks like someone from there.

This is like the reddit exceptional individuals who use ya'll when they're trying to shame somebody. Like they're trying to portray a salt of the earth persona but it comes off incredibly fake. Bob turned a chicken into mush, there's no fucking way you can make a sandwich out of it. Read how to make a Buffalo Chicken sauce you then apply it to freshly made chicken, it's not a marinade. Marinades also don't increase the heat of the sauce, you get the same sensation no matter how many days you let it soak.

Look at something that's a real marinade like char siu. That shit will stain marble and is intended for long term marination of a couple days. But by the end of that, the mutant color doesn't even permeate a millimeter of comparatively looser pork flesh.

Bob gots to watch himself some Alton Brown or something.