Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Manwithn0n0men]

A little bit late on this, but no Bob, i dont hate you because I ain't you. Sure, I stream on Twitch to like, no viewers and I occasionally make YouTube videos that languish in obscurity, but I'd rather play to the tiny theater that is my immediate friend group than be a tiny bit like you.

Mostly because that means I actually have friends.

I dont hate bob because I aint him

I hate bob because he believes in evil things and thinks they are good

 

[instythot]

This Naomi Wu woman is such a fucking headache. I've read the article she said she was being "outed" as homosexual, and it is the faintest thing, I had to read the thing twice to even get to "oh, i guess she isn't straigh...maybe?", but even so, nobody would give a shit.

And guess what, nobody gave a shit. Talk all you want about how chinese culture is different form western Wu, the article came out and the chinese goverment didn't care, you are not being persecuted and you have been screaming for months about it, so much that she even decided that it was a good idea to dox one of the journalists you talked to ( it wasn't the article writer, Sarah Jeong, racist twitter chic who got into the New York times later), and that is why she lost her patreon.

Mind you, Jeong and Vox are also pieces of shit, there was no need to be even faint about this woman sexuality when the story was about tech, then again Naomi Wu didn't need to have such a huge freak out because there was next to nothing in the article, hence why the was no blow back in chine, so everyone in this story sucks.

But that is just how Naomi Wu rolls, a while back a CEO of Maker Media (forgot the guy's name) called out that she was fake news, and she screamed and whinned so much that the dude had to take all back and do the "I'm sorry on twitter" dance. But he wasn't wrong, anyone with two functional brain cells can tell that it isn't just her tits that are fake.

She can code, build, learn english and post in perfect grammar on reddit and afford a expensive workshop without ever working in the tech industry in any capacity, If you guys want, you can check this archive with all the weird things related to Wu here.

Also, she sucks cock. Don't know how long they can keep this jig up, but this will blow out sooner or later, and it might be fun.

Oh, she seems like a nightmare to deal with in person to be sure. Anybody who tweets about as often as Bob does and is as focused on a soft outing nobody cared about as he is on the death of the mayonnaise ghouls must be.

If Bob ever did convert her to heterosexuality, or convince her that he'd be a suitable butch lesbian, they'd both regret the decision within a week

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?

 

[Mola Ram]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?
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Well, I'm not 100% on this because it's such a fog of verbal bullshit, but I think he garbled his syntax by using the wrong preposition -- that "from" should probably be a "by," which would make it more grammatically correct, if still hazy and incoherent.

All them big words, and he fucks up "by." Bob in a nutshell.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well, I'm not 100% on this because it's such a fog of verbal bullshit, but I think he garbled his syntax by using the wrong preposition -- that "from" should probably be a "by," which would make it more grammatically correct, if still hazy and incoherent.

All them big words, and he fucks up "by." Bob in a nutshell.

That’s always been the problem with Bob’s syntax. He always have ungrammatical syntax that makes his grammar confusing.

 

[instythot]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?
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He's trying to impress the only more unpleasant person than himself on twitter by agreeing that Marvel movies are just as damn good as any of the "so called classics", and has to use words beyond his ability because artie was on jeopardy

 

[Positron]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?

"You think my favorite shit is base commercial trash? Your favorite shit is just as bad!". Though I can't think of the connection between Scorsese and "global data-collection behemoth".

And shouldn't Bobby venerate "global data-collection behemoth" because they build Superior Future?

 

[Adamska]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?
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"I had to use thesaurus.com to make this post! Anyone who doesn't just want corporate shit is wrong AND INFERIOR! CONSOOM PRODUCT, WAIT FOR NEW PRODUCT TO CONSOOM AND BE FUCKING GRATEFUL"

If I had to really transcribe Bobby's words in that fitting tone.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

All I know is this nigga thinks a publicly traded company is an oligarchy.

He dumb.

 

[Rei is shit]

Note: Florida and Texas have a larger population than New Yawk

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I knew the bit about his supposed Mayflower connection. The "indentured servant" part is new to me so at your suggestion I did look it up. According to Wikipedia, take that for what you will, there were only two indentured servants on the Mayflower. The first died on the way over, age 7, the other made it all the way and became a boat captain.

Spoiler: Deets on the captain

The captain, who's name is Richard More, once saved the colonists at Cape Fear by braving the treacherous waters surrounding it and bringing food and clothing to them when others refused. He dug his own well and let others drink from it. He fought off the French when they prevented colonists from fishing. He married twice and had seven kids. He is the longest living male survivor of the Mayflower voyage and is the only member to have his gravestone still standing over his grave.

Lastly, he took the name Richard More as his penis was of exquisite proportion of length, shape, and girth that made all the fly honeys scream out for MORE of that DICK! *citation needed*

So if we're going to take Bobbyboi at his word, and newcomers you never, NEVER should, he's a direct descendant from, what I would call, a total upstanding Chad. Why would Bob gloat about this when he is what he is and lives like he lives? Because he's dumb. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Yo deserve to be re-thrown into that alligator River for summoning up that imagery. The smell of Cheetos, back sweat, and silicone...*shudders*

To give Bob credit, I think he's talking about this guy being his ancestor:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Howland

Wikipedia does mention him being an indentured servant (although when he became one isn't mentioned. He was a freeman by 1626. ) He made out pretty well for himself and had a ton of children, so Bob certainly can't blame his genes for his own lack of pulchritude. Howland had a daughter who married one John "Elder" Chipman, so that's probably where Bob gets his family name (as there were no other Chipman family lines entering the country until the 1850s, according to John's entry on www.geni.com). John was the first Chipman to set foot in America, but if he had gotten a good look at his descendant, Bob, he might just have jumped back on the boat he'd travelled in on and singlehandedly rowed it back to England.

 

[Flexo]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?
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Let me sum this up because I remember this argument from the pre-video days.

Bob, believes movies should have no budget.

No really. He considers it a tragedy of the ages that filmmakers are restrained in any way, including money and funds. In his ideal world, every filmmaker would have all the resources they need to fulfill their visions.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Let me sum this up because I remember this argument from the pre-video days.

Bob, believes movies should have no budget.

No really. He considers it a tragedy of the ages that filmmakers are restrained in any way, including money and funds. In his ideal world, every filmmaker would have all the resources they need to fulfill their visions.

A post-scarcity society would be pretty dope but also will never happen.

 

[ditto]

That’s always been the problem with Bob’s syntax. He always have ungrammatical syntax that makes his grammar confusing.

On Twitter he appears to have reading comprehension issues, probably because he doesn't take time to read what he's responding to.

 

[Adamska]

No really. He considers it a tragedy of the ages that filmmakers are restrained in any way, including money and funds. In his ideal world, every filmmaker would have all the resources they need to fulfill their visions.

He never watched Heaven's Gate then, has he?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's trying to impress the only more unpleasant person than himself on twitter by agreeing that Marvel movies are just as damn good as any of the "so called classics", and has to use words beyond his ability because artie was on jeopardy

Yet again, this is the moron who believes JFK assassination is on par with SMB3.

Let me sum this up because I remember this argument from the pre-video days.

Bob, believes movies should have no budget.

No really. He considers it a tragedy of the ages that filmmakers are restrained in any way, including money and funds. In his ideal world, every filmmaker would have all the resources they need to fulfill their visions.

If that’s the case then why is he supporting a monopolized corporation that restricts creative control?

He never watched Heaven's Gate then, has he?

Bob probably never heard of it. If he did, he’d be praising its legacy of enforcing corporate-controlled blockbusters.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Let me sum this up because I remember this argument from the pre-video days.

Bob, believes movies should have no budget.

No really. He considers it a tragedy of the ages that filmmakers are restrained in any way, including money and funds. In his ideal world, every filmmaker would have all the resources they need to fulfill their visions.

This would require some sort of socialism where the government underwrites creative cinematic activities, because no one else has that kind of resources. Obviously this is at odds with his worship of corporations and the free market (as long as it punishes "obsolete" people), but this is the guy who thinks that the best way to get rid of the Electoral College is by relentlessly alienating the voters you'd need to enact any remotely plausible Constitutional amendment to get rid of it, and that unlimited cheap labor will somehow help automation rather than hinder it, and that Hillary Clinton is just itching to grow her some wheat ON THE MOON, so little things like "means to ends" aren't really something he understands.

On his own categorization of Thinkers vs. Believers, Bob doesn't even rise to the level of a Believer let alone a Thinker. Believers have a set of inflexible fundamental positions set at their conversion, and then another set of more contingent beliefs about how to reach the fundamental positions that were originated by some sort of ideologue and disseminated to the congregation at large. In other words, somebody was thinking about how things are supposed to happen, even if not very well, but Bob isn't capable of doing that or even consistently following someone who can. He's more of a Ranter, who just has a set of things he wants and a set of things that he hates and there's no logical connection between any of them; everything comes down to his feelings and nothing else. Bob doesn't vote straight-D because he thinks it will give him what he wants, he votes straight-D because voting straight-D is an axiomatic and unquestionable Good, and any other vote (or failure to vote) is an unquestionable Evil. Moon Wheat = Good, Kansas Wheat = Bad. And so on. To borrow what Null said about porncow Eddie whathisname, "He's just a complete blathering dipshit." It really says something about Bob or the US educational system or both that this completely mindless individual was somehow able to allegedly graduate from a university some years ago but is incapable of elementary reasoning now.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He never watched Heaven's Gate then, has he?

My first thoughts were Heaven's Gate and the OG Indiana Jones as a contrast. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a budget that was considered too small for what it set out to do, but either Lucas or Spielberg, I forget which, said they'd make it work by using lots of cheap n' dirty old school film making tricks. The results speak for themselves.

Some artists work better when they have to improvise around limitations.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I knew the bit about his supposed Mayflower connection. The "indentured servant" part is new to me so at your suggestion I did look it up. According to Wikipedia, take that for what you will, there were only two indentured servants on the Mayflower. The first died on the way over, age 7, the other made it all the way and became a boat captain.

Spoiler: Deets on the captain

The captain, who's name is Richard More, once saved the colonists at Cape Fear by braving the treacherous waters surrounding it and bringing food and clothing to them when others refused. He dug his own well and let others drink from it. He fought off the French when they prevented colonists from fishing. He married twice and had seven kids. He is the longest living male survivor of the Mayflower voyage and is the only member to have his gravestone still standing over his grave.

Lastly, he took the name Richard More as his penis was of exquisite proportion of length, shape, and girth that made all the fly honeys scream out for MORE of that DICK! *citation needed*

So if we're going to take Bobbyboi at his word, and newcomers you never, NEVER should, he's a direct descendant from, what I would call, a total upstanding Chad. Why would Bob gloat about this when he is what he is and lives like he lives? Because he's dumb. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Yo deserve to be re-thrown into that alligator River for summoning up that imagery. The smell of Cheetos, back sweat, and silicone...*shudders*

Does Bob even know that North American Settlers were already well established by the time the first Thanksgiving happened?

Jamestown was thriving by the time the first Pilgrims came, the only reason they came to Plymouth rock was because they were retarded at sailing and because they couldn't stand the dutch. The Pilgrims were originally aiming to come to Jamestown after living in Holland for years(they seriously hated the Dutch that much and blamed them for trying to corrupt their children).

Pilgrims were also more extreme versions of Puritans, so maybe there is some family history since Bob is also retardedly extreme.

 

[Commander X]

Bob was part of an All Stars cursed thread of nerds seething at Scorsese and venting their spleens on him and his oeuvre. Arthur Chu! Noah Berlatsky! "Eleanor", who wrote a mock-worthy Medium piece on how the indie game "A Night In The Woods" was actually retrograde Trumpian apologia and propaganda because it depicted gay people as being able to be happy living in a small town, or some nonsense like that. The thread goes on and on like this.