Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Clark Kent]

I just want to draw attention back to Robert saying "the EU is largely hot garbage" and then he mentions the Ewok and Holiday Special TV-movies had good bits. He's being reductive, probably on purpose to troll "the enemy." Same thing he was doing with the plot/pants discussion earlier in the thread.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Their's also a small caveats Bobbo probably isnt aware of

-Service industries cannot provide anywhere near enough jobs for a substantial working class.
-Service industries often do not provide enough pay sustain a family unit. This is before you consider staff numbers do not automatically work fill time anyway.
-Manufacture doesnt go away it's just exported to other countries with far more exploitive work conditions which is a system built on hypocrisy and geared to fail.

He is aware his food has to be created by someone somewhere right? the Mcdonalds staff don't just get it from thin air.

You could’ve stopped this at Is Bob aware because the answer is no.
Bob clearly has some mental disability and has been pampered and sheltered by his family his whole life. Bob’s entire worldview is informed by fiction with no real world experience. He’s just a slightly more coherent Chris.

 

[Book Thief]

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.
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I honestly didn't believe Bob could possibly get any more unlikable. Congratulations on surpassing my expectations, you fat fascist fuck.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

FFS fatass, Lucas didn't even know is his little indie film was going to be a success. Disney paid $4 BILLION for a known quality! This isn't even comparing apples and oranges, this is comparing apples to circular saws you dense, stupid film "nerd."

^This.

Lucas didn't even expect the first one (New Hope) to be a hit. He actually hired a writer to write a conclusion sequel in the event that it was a flop and he couldn't get the funds for a second movie. That being said the prequel trilogy was planned to some extent...

Disney bought an immortal cash cow that secretes golden m!lk and all they had to do was NOT rape the golden cash cow, yet the Rat decided to leave the cow in the care of Furries...

Here’s Bob supporting child abuse.
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Its only a matter of time before Screenplay Robertus will be defending rape.
"She was wearing a MAGA hat so she deserved to be used to satiate the sexual emergencies of the cosmopolitan working class!"

 

[Flexo]

Hell, should I bring up one of the SW comics where they go how reasons WHY Jedi shouldn't fall in love is because when they get super jelly they can wreck an entire planet with force rage?

That was in "Star Wars: Tales" which was flexible on canon, meaning it could be more experimental and interesting. (Including the story of Skippy, peace be upon him.) So exactly how canon that tale was is debatable.

Also while sure, some tales were maybe flops, there were legit awesome ones too because - again - they were allowed to experiment.

Plus you can't say anything bad about the comic series that gave us these panels.

The cartoon mini-series which let's be real was tied to the prequels and sadly hasn't aged well (seriously the animation looks stiff in some places and less said about the Voice acting the better),

Wait... which mini series?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

More MCU/Star Wars sperging.
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Until Endgame the MCU was adapted with respect for the fans which came though in the product. The Sequels were produced with contempt for the fans which also came through.

The Force Awakens was fine. It wasn't good. It wasn't bad. It was fine.

TLJ was a huge fuck you to the fans. Luke is a monster. The force is a superpower. Nothing matters. And blue alien tit milk. The Danger Hair manuever that made every space battle irrelevant. Just a huge fuck you.

TRS is apparently just a mess because of Johnson's choices.

I wonder if Blob has ever read any of the Starlin Infinity War stuff. Or the Civil War comics. I bet he has read barely any of them.

Robert "I don't stan over politicians" Chipman fanboys over AOC while gatekeeping the definitions of leftism and the working class:

Spoiler: AOC is the key to the superior future

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The way I know that I was right about AOC as a real-deal political force is that the Right is *convinced* she's a full-on Stalinist and the red/brown Strasserite set is *equally* convinced she's a "fake" leftist scheming to steal and corrupt their movement:”

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Cow crossover with TJ Kirk. Robert is here to defend m'lady Kathleen Kennedy from TJ's wrongthink:

Spoiler: 2 wrongs don't make a right, Robert

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Man I got some stories about a guy named Lucas that're gonna make you NUTS...”

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Attention Required!

EugenicsRobert claims that all right-wing publications are Nazis. Also complains about being called a eugenicist.

Spoiler: My Eugenics are the true and honest Eugenics

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Mostly all the Nazis. I mean, there's also usually some lousy UI design going on and a lot of them tend to do janky shit with cookies, too, sure. Gut, if I'm getting to the heart of things... Yeah, it's all the Nazis. https://t.co/gF9hYG82q0”

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“Lady, the only thing LESS eugenics-related yet repeatedly associated ad such in bad faith by idiots than those things is *me* https://t.co/TDEVkL4pAt”

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She's a communist and she isn't going to fuck you, Blob.

Blob left wing sites do the exact same shit if not worse.

Well the UI design...DERP DERP...

Add eugenics to the list of things Blob doesn't actually understand.

That list is immense.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Remember that the only really important member of "the ascendant cosmopolitan working class of the future," or "tacwcof," or "tackwackoffs," is Bob himself. The characteristics of this class are:

- No physical or menial labor.
- Highly educated, or at least in possession of a piece of paper from a local diploma mill.
- Agnostic if not full blown atheist, or some heathen religion that's "exotic" to basic white bitches.
- Endless amounts of leisure time to waste on social media.

God, can't you just see these people bestriding the world like a colossus?

I'm starting to believe more and more that Bob's entire "superior future" diatribe isn't so much a yearning for a better tomorrow, but more a justification for why his mindset and decision making is the best one.

More importantly, he's trying to convince himself that he isn't a colossal fuck up who has made tons of poor choices in life.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The problem with TLJ is has an interesting premise

Spoiler

Rey is from nobody important and anybody can stand up for themselves like the slave boy at the end. It’s just bogged down with literally everything else. Admiral Dangerhair’s sacrifice is pointless, a droid or a brick tied to a rope could’ve done it, and it just raises the question of why even build Death Stars if you could just make hyperspace projectiles. Or why didn’t someone just hyperspace through the Death Star. Etc. Rose Tico is just a bad uninteresting character, who gets over her sister’s death faster than Luke gets over his aunt and uncle. And it sidelined Poe to do a ridiculous don’t question your superiors storyline and took out his ship way too early. It reduces Rex to a punchline. And it does a hamfisted war is bad both sides are making war machines which might’ve worked if one side was literally committing genocide and destroying entire systems. Just god so many bad decisions. Oh then there was super Leia flying through space. Disney’s leadership is just fucking dumb. They should’ve had the trilogy plotted out from the beginning rather than the half-assed job they did. It’s no wonder the solo films bombed.

but instead of reviewing the movie critically, people like Cinema Robert have turned it into some kind of ridiculous culture war, where just admitting they aren’t great movies, makes you a Nazi who hates strong independent (trans)women of color.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Has Bob (or anyone else who shits on the EU) ever actually read the EU?

If you want to include other media, there's more than a few good games (Republic Commando, Super Star Wars, Pod Racer, Rogue Squadron, Dark Forces, Knights of the Old Republic, Shadows of the Empire, and likely some I'm forgetting) and people seemed to like some of the animated shows.

Read? You can't READ cinema.

Unless it's a scene where the aliens are speaking another language and so are subtitled.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The biggest disappointment to me about the Solo movie, and the whole reason I didn't go see it, is because they discarded the old 70's/80's books.

Those books fucking rocked.

 

[The tired cat]

Wait... which mini series?

That Star Wars clone Wars mini-series.

 

[Knyttet]

No, the "joke" is:

"I ordered REB Brown, not [something spelled R-E-something] Brown!"

It's supposed to be a burn on the retweeted exchange.

What sounds like "Reb Brown" that makes sense here?

Fuck it. I don't care. I'm just not smart enough.

I think the joke is Red Brown. As in the colors.

Because red is a color commonly associated with socialism and brown is a color commonly associated with nazism.

So I think he's calling him a nazi... I think?

Trying to decode Bob's """jokes""" is like trying to make sense of the Voynich Manuscript with a 40 degree fever.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert spergs about Brexit and the evil Britbongs are holding back the superior future™. Calls the Britbongs "mediocres".

Spoiler: Mediocre Britbongs

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Hard to see a clearer visualization of how the only greater motivator in #Brexit than the racism was the hatred of those with global ambition/ability by regressives who lack the vision/ambition (or, more likely, the usefulness) to be more than a provincial lump. https://t.co/IXFSgJlfJg”

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LOL at Blob using mediocre as an insult. Blob wishes he was mediocre at any aspect of his life, considering that he is far less than mediocre at most things he does.

Blob calls people from Republican leaning areas Oklahoma City and El Paso "unevolved", and then claims that he wants them to vote Democrat (Sanders) to help with the superior futue™:

Spoiler: He might forgive the Loathsome Troglodytes

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Look, I hate to be a buzzkill on stuff like this; but it's true: Oklahoma City, Dr. Tiller, El Paso, Colorado Springs, "Operation Rescue," Centennial Park, the Bundys, Columbine, Charlottesville, Tree of Life - Right-Wing has been at war with Evolved America A LONG TIME now...”

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Enlightened 500IQ thinker Blob Shitman regeratates generic false lefty talking point:

Spoiler: Ignorance

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The Electoral College. Mandatory Minimum Sentencing. Trump's Muslim Ban. Migrant Family Separation. https://t.co/uZyd6UZ4SY”

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The Muslim ban is/ was only temporary and can hardly be called a "Muslim ban" considering that countries such as Venezuela and North Korea are on the list. The migrant separation is vetting process that was started and enforced by Blob's favorite party, is mostly done to stop smugglers and human traffickers. And here's Robert's stance on the electoral college back when it helped Obama get into power:

Spoiler: It was good when it helped Obama

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“This is why the U.S. is a Republic instead of a straight-up Democracy, b/c straight-up democracy is pure mob-rule and ends in disaster”

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The only thing he might have a point on is minimum sentencing and even then Blob is so misinformed and ignorant and most things that he's probably wrong on it.

 

[Foltest]

The pic of UK after brexit is so full of shit. Will it not be as easy as beforehand? Yes. Will it be a pain in the ass for the rest of us eurofags? Yes. Will it be impossible to work in the uk? Nope. Bob show his misinformation once again, but what do you expect from a fat bostontard?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robert spergs about Brexit and the evil Britbongs are holding back the superior future™. Calls the Britbongs "mediocres".

Spoiler: Mediocre Britbongs

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Hard to see a clearer visualization of how the only greater motivator in #Brexit than the racism was the hatred of those with global ambition/ability by regressives who lack the vision/ambition (or, more likely, the usefulness) to be more than a provincial lump. https://t.co/IXFSgJlfJg”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Hard to see a clearer visualization of how t…

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LOL at Blob using mediocre as an insult. Blob wishes he was mediocre at any aspect of his life, considering that he is far less than mediocre at most things he does.

Blob calls people from Republican leaning areas Oklahoma City and El Paso "unevolved", and then claims that he wants them to vote Democrat (Sanders) to help with the superior futue™:

Spoiler: He might forgive the Loathsome Troglodytes

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Look, I hate to be a buzzkill on stuff like this; but it's true: Oklahoma City, Dr. Tiller, El Paso, Colorado Springs, "Operation Rescue," Centennial Park, the Bundys, Columbine, Charlottesville, Tree of Life - Right-Wing has been at war with Evolved America A LONG TIME now...”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Look, I hate to be a buzzkill on stuff like …

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Enlightened 500IQ thinker Blob Shitman regeratates generic false lefty talking point:

Spoiler: Ignorance

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The Electoral College. Mandatory Minimum Sentencing. Trump's Muslim Ban. Migrant Family Separation. https://t.co/uZyd6UZ4SY”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "The Electoral College. Mandatory Minimum Sen…

archived 31 Dec 2019 17:33:14 UTC

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The Muslim ban is/ was only temporary and can hardly be called a "Muslim ban" considering that countries such as Venezuela and North Korea are on the list. The migrant separation is vetting process that was started and enforced by Blob's favorite party, is mostly done to stop smugglers and human traffickers. And here's Robert's stance on the electoral college back when it helped Obama get into power:

Spoiler: It was good when it helped Obama

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“This is why the U.S. is a Republic instead of a straight-up Democracy, b/c straight-up democracy is pure mob-rule and ends in disaster”

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The only thing he might have a point on is minimum sentencing and even then Blob is so misinformed and ignorant and most things that he's probably wrong on it.

I always love how Bob will bash Trump and a Republican for doing this kind of shit the Democrats do but will turn a blind eye when they do it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I always love how Bob will bash Trump and a Republican for doing this kind of shit the Democrats do but will turn a blind eye when they do it.

Remember no bad tactics, only bad targets friendo

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I always love how Bob will bash Trump and a Republican for doing this kind of shit the Democrats do but will turn a blind eye when they do it.

It's different when they do it, friendo! Democrats do no wrong, and Republicans do no right! After all, they're the ones who stole Robert's Superior Future from him!

 

[Adamska]

I always love how Bob will bash Trump and a Republican for doing this kind of shit the Democrats do but will turn a blind eye when they do it.

He defended pedophiles more than once, so having morality is passe for a mentally retarded and filled with rage manchild who can't even talk about the product he consooms with any understanding.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He defended pedophiles more than once

Like Devin Faraci and James Gunn

 

[cypocryphy]

I just want to draw attention back to Robert saying "the EU is largely hot garbage" and then he mentions the Ewok and Holiday Special TV-movies had good bits. He's being reductive, probably on purpose to troll "the enemy." Same thing he was doing with the plot/pants discussion earlier in the thread.

Bob likes and dislikes things based on what "dudebros" think of it. For example he sees the Nolan Batman movies as a dudebro thing these days so he can't like them anymore. Pretty sure he used to though. Gamer Gate changed everything for him.