Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Cinema Roberto is more of an idea man I see
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Only Bob would unironically want Omni Consoomer Consumer Products to run America.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

htroonlover goes in on robert
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Yes Robert, people do think you're that dumb.
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Update on the cow-crossover appeal of Blobbert's amazing take -

Shaun also disagrees.

 

[existencialdispointment]

Update on the cow-crossover appeal of Blobbert's amazing take -
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Shaun also disagrees.

when you get called out by another jackass who advocates for force being use to censor others, as if that was not even more repulsive to normal people.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

How pathetic is it that even Robert’s totalitarian masturbation fantasies are all formed by movie references?

I‘m not even going to begin to touch how much he obviously missed the point of RoboCop, as it would be entirely redundant.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Says dumb shit about british politics yet again
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except York is an ancient (2,000+ year old, pre-Roman) wealthy and quaint city that used to be capital of the northern part of the country when it was partitioned by Danelaw in the 9th century, and it has one of the most spectacular cathedrals in Europe... god almighty, his idiocy really is plumbing new depths

The reason he wouldn’t make it that far at a blue collar job is his attitude and lack of maturity

and the fact he'd have a heart attack within the first hour of starting

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I‘m not even going to begin to touch how much he obviously missed the point of RoboCop, as it would be entirely redundant.

Even more so as it is apparently his favorite film.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

Someone give this man's comment a highlight. I don't think this element of Bob's psyche has beent touched often enough, if at all

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

In other words, Bob is, mentally, a scared child. This kind of puts a whole new spin on the fact he wasn't with the family during his grandma's final days and wasn't at the funeral.

You couldn't get any more pathetic can' t you, buddy?

FriendlyManbaby, I raise a virtual toast to you.

 

[Christ Cried]

The Cinema Roberto fanclub seems like a huge potential untapped source of tard cum. A while back when Robert was auctioning off stuff on Ebay, one of the items was one of his old vidya game t-shirts and several fans replied to him saying that they were interested but it wouldn't fit them. Because it was too small.

Let that sink in.

I wish it was easier to catalog the orbiters of a cow in the thread

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The Cinema Roberto fanclub seems like a huge potential untapped source of tard cum. A while back when Robert was auctioning off stuff on Ebay, one of the items was one of his old vidya game t-shirts and several fans replied to him saying that they were interested but it wouldn't fit them. Because it was too small.

Let that sink in.


No bad tactics, only bad targets. As long as they're enforcing an agenda Bob agrees with, he's all for the streets being patrolled by ED-209.

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"Should've complied better, mayonnaise ghoul."

Robert is shitting his pants after Virginia’s showing yesterday. Those people he hates and wants to kill for keeping him from the superior future have a lot of guns and know how to use them.

The sad thing is those people who Robert has demonized would still fight for his rights regardless. At the end of the day they are better people than he is.

 

[Resident Evil]

Hello Hello! have returned from sleep to find quite the gem, from this user, whom Cinematic Blob is seeming to favor retweeting these days. It makes me chuckle a bit, because of it’s really absurd and mind blowing shit. It’s only a few sentences, but for anyone who’s been on this for a day would know just how much of a... unique take it is.

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The final 2 lines brings me “rotten teeth on oxidized copper” levels of, I hate to use the word, but cringe. “ ‘Not all men are like that; how dare you generalize all of us’ ? That’s what a lot of criticisms against @the_moviebob sound like to me.” And then she proceeds not to site anything, or refrence anything, do anything beyond it, just “Take my word for it, fellow echo chamber friends.” And bob retweets it. Yet, we have this entire forum thread dedicated to this man could shred this side show apart within a flat second, and it’s hilarious. The ignorance of these echo chamber drones makes me clench my sides dying. Stay fresh, Fellas.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Allow me to drop a hot take on you guys
Bob frequently talks about how he wants the people "holding us back" to die so we can reach his superior future, right?
And when he talks about the superior future, he refers to space craft and robot body to put his brain in, right?
Well, in his book, a continuing theme is discussions of his Grandmother's failing health, and it becomes very clear that he's not capable of handling death, he struggles with the idea of it and can barely bring himself to think about it. The reason Bob is so open about his willingness to kill 2/3 the population of the US is because, in his mind, he directly sees their continued existence as leading to his death, and believes if he could kill them he would be able to reach immortality.

I think some of this is on point, not all. There has always been a running theme of him not willing to accept reality for what it is, whether it be that he will eventually die or that he has to actually take care of himself in order to survive. He doesn't like having to confront these things because that would mean confronting the fact that he's a colossal fuck up and that it's his fault that he is one.

The superior future tirade has always been his method of trying to convince himself that his choices are the right ones, and that the better future he wants to escape to is just around the corner. He does view science very childishly, nothing more than a gateway for magic to happen. To him all it takes is having the right person to hold office in office and suddenly the magic begins.

However, I don't think this is the base for his willingness to see people die. He doesn't want to see people die because in his mind that is what needs to be done for the magic to happen. He wants to kill people because that's simply who he is as a person. He's a rage-filled sociopath who gets off on the suffering of others. He publicizes his fantasies for violence so much because he doesn't comprehend how normal people view the things he says.

I guess if I had to some up my rebuttal it's this: his political views, lifestyle choices and desires are not the basis for his rage and anger. It's the reverse.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The consoomer meme really hit too close to home for them.

That is because it is all many of them really are, They have become so embittered by their world view that they can't actually have fun anymore.

Here is the series of Events that happens when I bought my Switch and Breath of the wild

I played it, put 80 hours into it got my Money's worth and had lots of fun, a while later I returned to it and play it on break at work in 15 minute bites because I am doing 100% Playthrough on mastermode finding Korok seeds/Shrines is a good "break fun" activity, and no matter how awful my work day is, no matter what shit gets dropped in my lap on that day..I break that day up with little chunks of Happiness.

Here is what happened when Bob bought his switch and Breath of the wild

He played it..and the entire time he was thinking about GAMERGATE! TRUMP! ALT-RIGHT!!!!!!! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIII! so he didn't have fun and runs back to twitter to get his dopamine hits from REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing about Politics and evil Nazis. Then he sees the "NEW HOTNESS" game and instantly goes to buy that thinking that maybe this thing will make his brain not obsess over Orange Man, He invests all his hopes and dreams into "The Next thing that will actually make me happy" so he shills it.

But it never does..not because The product is flawed..but because he is flawed, and that is the difference between a "Hobbist" and a "Consumer" a Hobbist buys something because it legit makes them happy..a Consumer buys because they are told it makes them happy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hello Hello! have returned from sleep to find quite the gem, from this user, whom Cinematic Blob is seeming to favor retweeting these days. It makes me chuckle a bit, because of it’s really absurd and mind blowing shit. It’s only a few sentences, but for anyone who’s been on this for a day would know just how much of a... unique take it is.

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The final 2 lines brings me “rotten teeth on oxidized copper” levels of, I hate to use the word, but cringe. “ ‘Not all men are like that; how dare you generalize all of us’ ? That’s what a lot of criticisms against @the_moviebob sound like to me.” And then she proceeds not to site anything, or refrence anything, do anything beyond it, just “Take my word for it, fellow echo chamber friends.” And bob retweets it. Yet, we have this entire forum thread dedicated to this man could shred this side show apart within a flat second, and it’s hilarious. The ignorance of these echo chamber drones makes me clench my sides dying. Stay fresh, Fellas.

It doesn't help that some of the people Bob generalizes are people that just happen to live in states that he doesn't like politically so it's probably worse than being sexist or racist because Bob is equating an entire state's population to the way their state swings in the electoral college.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert gives his predictable take on the Hillary vs Bernie drama:

Spoiler: societal misogyny wass a factor

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“On the one hand... unhelpful. On the other hand... I'd still be bitter, too. And it's frustrating that people have difficulty accepting that the "powerful donor interests had a preferred candidate" AND "societal misogyny wass a factor" aspects of 2016 can BOTH be true. https://t.co/SxfytUMviQ”

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Robert showcases what he thinks is the most compelling campaign proposal out of all the dem nominees. Can't say it's surprising at all. Also remember Robert just wants what's best for Red State voters and nows what their best interests:

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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[Mola Ram]

Robert gives his predictable take on the Hillary vs Bernie drama:

Spoiler: societal misogyny wass a factor

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“On the one hand... unhelpful. On the other hand... I'd still be bitter, too. And it's frustrating that people have difficulty accepting that the "powerful donor interests had a preferred candidate" AND "societal misogyny wass a factor" aspects of 2016 can BOTH be true. https://t.co/SxfytUMviQ”

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Robert showcases what he thinks is the most compelling campaign proposal out of all the dem nominees. Can't say it's surprising at all. Also remember Robert just wants what's best for Red State voters and nows what their best interests:

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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Bold man to call out "moral and intellectual weaklings" when he's so obviously both.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Robert gives his predictable take on the Hillary vs Bernie drama:

Spoiler: societal misogyny wass a factor

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“On the one hand... unhelpful. On the other hand... I'd still be bitter, too. And it's frustrating that people have difficulty accepting that the "powerful donor interests had a preferred candidate" AND "societal misogyny wass a factor" aspects of 2016 can BOTH be true. https://t.co/SxfytUMviQ”

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Robert showcases what he thinks is the most compelling campaign proposal out of all the dem nominees. Can't say it's surprising at all. Also remember Robert just wants what's best for Red State voters and nows what their best interests:

Spoiler: Tell me how GOP voters will suffer

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Vote for me and we WILL spend 4-8 years punishing everyone responsible for the last 4 years" would... honestly be the most compelling platform any of these people have put up yet, for me. Yes, fine, M4A too - but tell me how the GOP (and their voters!) will *suffer* 👍 https://t.co/VZxupUNY3Y”

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I slowly lose faith in justice whenever GenocideRobert makes a tweet.

 

[Mola Ram]

I slowly lose faith in justice whenever GenocideRobert makes a tweet.

The Gods of Caridiovascular Disease work slow but they do work fine.

 

[Neko GF]

I slowly lose faith in justice whenever GenocideRobert makes a tweet.

Speaking of justice, Robert gives a rather predictable take on the Dancula Nazi pug drama:

Spoiler: Goofwad

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I thought it was funny that some YouTube goofwad was going to IRL jail - the reason why was largely immaterial. Reality hitting irony-poisoned "always online" types in the face like a cold fish is entertaining. https://t.co/4m1jCHXIGs”

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Robert fantasizes about a one party state for the 578,675th time. Surely supreme leader Warren will make his wish come true:

Spoiler: Totally not a fascist

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Only if we dick around and let there be a GOP president "post-Warren" (or whoever) like we did this time. https://t.co/toltmQOgwS”

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