Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Dredd]

Good. Any film that takes time to respect it's audience's input deserves money.

At this point, I'll take films that don't shit on their audience and expect them to ask for seconds.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob, once again dispelling the myth that his entire political worldview is based on who bullied him two decades ago.

Bob implements an entirely new literacy test for voting and public participation, disqualifying anyone who listens to podcasts he doesn't like.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob was bullied by kids who stood around and did nothing?

Fat nigga couldnt make it one day in a urban highschool lol.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob is a modern day Bar Kokhba, but nobody decided to listen to him this time around.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

Any theological program worth its salt will tell you that if you have a world where people are free to make their own choices, then Evil has to be on the table, otherwise freedom wouldn't exist. A world where Evil can't happen, is a world where nothing can happen, since there would be no theoretical space where you could deviate from Goodness and Light (and no space where an absence of Goodness and Life, ie: Darkness and Evil, could exist). The theoretical solution to the Problem of Evil (as determined centuries ago by religious scholars) is this: God wanted to make a world where things happen and where people have Free Will, so the potential presence of Evil is a thing that had to be reckoned upon. God gave Man the choice between Good and Evil, knowing that man might choose Evil (but also knowing that if He didn't give Man the opportunity to choose, that's Man's life would be essentially meaningless. He'd be nothing more than tended livestock. Perpetually happy, perhaps, but with no moral agency whatsoever.)

People like Bob are atheists because they would have been perfectly fine with an unlimited life full of perpetual happy babyhood, and hate God for giving Man the choice to leave it. Bob would have watched the Twilight Zone episode "Number Twelve looks Just Like You" and thought the people there were living in a utopia. Bob is an Eloi in spirit, (if not in form), and would have been happy to live on a farm tended by Morlocks, as long as he got unlimited tendies and Super Mario blazers.

This really isn't the place to have a theological debate. That said, that answer runs into a wall when you consider "natural" evils which would also have to be god's doing, such as cancer. Free will does not require AIDS.

And Bob wouldn't require unlimited tendies, you'd just need to tell him he's correct as you herd him into the furnace to be cooked. That's the one thing he craves above all else- sycophants. Because he doesn't want people who merely agree with him, he wants people who will lick the sweat off his balls and tell him it's delicious.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Bob, once again dispelling the myth that his entire political worldview is based on who bullied him two decades ago.

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Bob implements an entirely new literacy test for voting and public participation, disqualifying anyone who listens to podcasts he doesn't like.

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Carlos Maza is still btfo with a sore asshole and it’s not from his latest big black cock trick. Joe Rogan is exactly who Bernie needs in his corner, he doesn’t need more twitter commie faggots who the vast majority of Americans don’t listen to and hate.

Whaf a surprise at the coward, love it when they have to tell you they muted it too.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This really isn't the place to have a theological debate. That said, that answer runs into a wall when you consider "natural" evils which would also have to be god's doing, such as cancer. Free will does not require AIDS.

Ahem. What part of "We live in a fallen world" do you not understand? But you're right, this isn't the place to have a theological debate.

Also, AIDS is a bad example to use as a disease that God is responsible for, since it's primarily spread by extramarital sex, which God forbids...

Ahem.

The Eternal Bob question is "Did he get mean because he was bullied, or was he bullied because he was mean?

Also, does anyone know of a program to make animated emoticons? Because I want to remake this one swapping out the neckbeard for Bob in a Mario hat and Princess Peach for Fluttershy:

 

[Sumdood]

People, don’t let this whole thread become .

God hates all of you equally.

 

[Flexo]

People, don’t let this whole thread become .

God hates all of you equally.

That's why he made robots and sent us to kill all humans.

 

[Give Her The D]

That's why he made robots and sent us to kill all humans.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think, despite our differences (religious or otherwise), we can all agree that "Cinema" Robert Chipman is a reprehensible human being who shouldn't be allowed near the levers of power and that watching him squeal impotently on Twitter is amusing.

 

[Give Her The D]

I think, despite our differences (religious or otherwise), we can all agree that "Cinema" Robert Chipman is a reprehensible human being who shouldn't be allowed near the levers of power and that watching him squeal impotently on Twitter is amusing.

Is Bob Chipman on Onision levels of terrible? Because I wonder if he even comes close.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Please take your Zinc Supremacy Propaganda bullshit out of this thread.

 

[Give Her The D]

Please take your Zinc Supremacy Propaganda bullshit out of this thread.

B-but, robot genocide!

 

[Marissa Moira]

B-but, robot genocide!

Yeah that was only in retaliation after you decided to kill half a million humans because you thought Silicon valley was the ancestral home of the followers of The Roborrah.

 

[Positron]

The Eternal Bob question is "Did he get mean because he was bullied, or was he bullied because he was mean?

A normal person will not let the experience of being bullied at middle or high school to color his life when he is above 30. So we can be sure Bobby is born mean.
How much his mean-spiritedness contributed to his being bullied is another question. Personally I think he is much more likely bullied for being a tard than for being mean.

 

[Rei is shit]

That MAGA kid tweet is really funny considering he posted this just a few hours earlier


Also Robert really really hates joe rogan for some reason.....





...oh this is why he hates him. Rogan fans are OBSOLETE


"Pop culture critic" has never heard of boba fett


Virtue signalling isnt real

 

[Mr. Manchester]

MovieBob would have been a delight to bully in high school. The kind of kid you would go up to and just ask questions to hear what kind of retarded shit he would say.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Also, does anyone know of a program to make animated emoticons? Because I want to remake this one swapping out the neckbeard for Bob in a Mario hat and Princess Peach for Fluttershy:

This was fun

 

[Positron]

Bobby: "The term 'virtue-signaling' was invented by shut-ins to make caring for something sound bad."

But you see the term "virtual signaling" precisely describes people who don't care. E.g. a so-called film critic who keeps yelling #BelieveWoman, yet categorically refuses to believe women when they accuse his friend and idol.